• Rebecca The Sorceress (A Made-Up Character) as Lisa Simpson
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer as Nelson Muntz
  • Fanboy as Bart Simpson
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Milhouse Van Houten
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin as Principal Skinner


  • [Near Milkweed Academy For Wizards, Rebecca has a picnic with Sigmund on a hill overseeing the city at night.]
  • Rebecca: Isn't it nice up here?, What are you thinking, Sigmund?
  • Sigmund: Am I zinking about vhat?
  • Rebecca: About everything.
  • Sigmund: Nozing.
  • Rebecca: [Growls] How do you feel?, What's inside you right now?
  • Sigmund: Guts... und black stuff.... und about fifty curses.
  • Rebecca: Come on, Sigmund! You must think and feel things. I mean, look at where we are, a rolling, green hillside, the stars coming out like God is lighting a million tiny candles, the moon looking down on us as if to say....
  • [Rebecca turns to Sigmund, who suddenly kisses her]
  • Rebecca: [Thinking] My first kiss!, I always wondered what it would be like!
  • Sigmund: [Thinking] Zis zought to shut her up. Hey, zis isn't so bad.
  • [And they both close their eyes and enjoy the moment.]

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