Rebecca The Sorceress (A Made-Up Character) as Lisa Simpson
Sigmund The Sorcerer as Nelson Muntz
Fanboy as Bart Simpson
Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Milhouse Van Houten
Mr. Hank Mufflin as Principal Skinner
[Near Milkweed Academy For Wizards, Rebecca has a picnic with Sigmund on a hill overseeing the city at night.]
Rebecca: Isn't it nice up here?, What are you thinking, Sigmund?
Sigmund: Am I zinking about vhat?
Rebecca: About everything.
Rebecca: [Growls] How do you feel?, What's inside you right now?
Sigmund: Guts... und black stuff.... und about fifty curses.
Rebecca: Come on, Sigmund! You must think and feel things. I mean, look at where we are, a rolling, green hillside, the stars coming out like God is lighting a million tiny candles, the moon looking down on us as if to say....
[Rebecca turns to Sigmund, who suddenly kisses her]
Rebecca: [Thinking] My first kiss!, I always wondered what it would be like!
Sigmund: [Thinking] Zis zought to shut her up. Hey, zis isn't so bad.
[And they both close their eyes and enjoy the moment.]