- Boog as Bulgy
- Michael Johnson as Duck
- Duke as Oliver
- Dollar-Nator as Bertie (Cameo)
- George Carlin - Narrator, Michael Johnson, Duke and Boog
- Boog: Stupid nonsense! I wouldn't have brought them if I'd known. I'd have had a breakdown or something.
- Michael Johnson: I'm glad you didn't. You'd have spoiled their fun.
- Duke: Boog's friend has come, man. He's rude too, dude! He's taking Boog's customers home, leaving Boog free to steal ours!
- Michael Johnson: But he can't!
- Duke: Boog says he can get them to Frosty Mart before us, dude!
- Michael Johnson: Nonsense!, It's much further by road!
- Duke: Yeah, dude!, But Boog says he knows a shortcut, man!