- Marsha as Daisy
- Chum Chum as Percy
- Necronomicon as Toby
- Fanboss (Aka Jack Jenkins) (A Made-Up Character) as Sir Topham Hatt
- Bo Peep and Jessie (from Toy Story) as Annie and Clarabel
- Barbie (from Toy Story) as Henrietta
- Ringo Starr - Narrator, Chum Chum, Necronomicon, Marsha, Bo Peep, Jessie, Barbie and Fanboss
- George Carlin - Narrator, Chum Chum, Necronomicon, Marsha, Bo Peep, Jessie, Barbie and Fanboss
- Fanboss: Here is Marsha, The School Girl with Braces, who has come to help while Fanboy is um indisposed.
- Chum Chum: Please sir, Will she go sir, When Fanboy comes back sir?
- Fanboss: That depends, Meanwhile however long she stays, I hope you will both make her welcome and comfortable.
- Chum Chum: Yes, Sir.
- Necronomicon: We'll try sir.
- Fanboss: Good. Run along now and show her bedroom. She will want a rest after her journey.
- Marsha: This is very sssssmelly!, I'm highly sssssprung, and anything sssssmelly is bad for my sssswerves.
- Marsha: This is better, but whatever is that trash?
- Marsha: Look at me!, I'm the latest Ssssssschool Girl, highly sssssprung and right up to date!, You won't want Fanboy's bumpy old Bo Peep and Jesssssssie now!