- Nancy Pancy as Mavis
- Fedora Man as Toby
- Sigmund The Sorcerer as Diesel
- George Carlin - Narrator, Fedora Man, Nancy Pancy and Sigmund The Sorcerer
- Manfred Steffen - Narrator, Fedora Man, Nancy Pancy and Sigmund The Sorcerer
- Fedora Man: Homework!, Should be where you want them?, where you want them.
- Nancy Pancy: Fiddlesticks!
- Fedora Man: I can't waste time "do the homework" with you. Take them yourself.
- Nancy Pancy: Fedora Man is an old fusspot!, Fedora Man says only school students can manage homework!
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: How absurd. Depend upon it Fraulein Nancy Pancy, Any zose mortals can do, ve vizards can do better.