- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as James
- Sigmund The Sorcerer as Edward
- Fanboy as Thomas
- Chum Chum as Percy
- Ringo Starr - Narrator, Fanboy, Chum Chum, Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason and Sigmund The Sorcerer
- George Carlin - Narrator, Fanboy, Chum Chum, Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason and Sigmund The Sorcerer
- Manfred Steffen - Narrator, Fanboy, Chum Chum, Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason and Sigmund The Sorcerer
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Sigmund is impossible!, He walks about like a old teenager, and he is so slow, he make us wait!
- Chum Chum: Old Teenager?!, Slow?!
- Fanboy: Why, Sigmund could beat you in a race any day!
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Really?!, I should like to see him do it!
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Ve'll catch him, ve'll catch him!
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: What a lark, What a lark!
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