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Cast

  • Sofia (from Sofia the First) as Ernie
  • Lisa Simpson (from The Simpsons) as Hoots the Owl
  • Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura (from Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi), Kiki, Marina (from The Fresh Beat Band) and Deedee Doodle (from The Doodlebops) as Anything Muppet Band

Lyrics

Lisa Simpson: Uh, listen up, everybody. We're going to hear from a dude who is truly cool and very fresh. But he's got a problem that he wants to lay on us. Come on in, Sofia, my girl.

Sofia: Excuse me, Miss Lisa
I hate to bug a busy girl
But I want to learn the sax
And I need a helpful word
I always get a silly squeak
When I play the blues


Lisa Simpson: Sofia, keep your cool
I'll teach ya how to blow the sax
I think I dig your problem
It's rubber, and it quacks
You'll never find the skill you seek
Till you pay your dues

You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!

You didn't hear a word I said
You gotta get it through your head
Don't be a stubborn cluck
Sofia, lay aside the duck!
I've learned a thing or two
From years of playing in a band
It's hard to play a saxophone
With something in your hand
To be a fine musician
You're gonna have to face the facts

Though you're blessed with flying fingers
When you wanna wail, you're stuck
What good are flying fingers
If they're wrapped around a duck?
Change the toy's position
If you wanna ace the sax!

Yeah! You gotta put down the duckie

Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Put down the duckie)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Put down the duckie)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie

Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Put down the duckie)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Put down the duckie)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!


Lisa Simpson: Don't have to put it on a train
Don't have to wash it down the drain
Don't have to lock it in a drawer
Don't have to shove it out the door
Don't have to stuff it in your pocket
Or send it flyin' in a rocket!
Don't have to get it out of town!
Sofia, put the quacker down!


Sofia: Oh, gee, Lisa, you know, I really love my duckie and I can't bear to part with him.

Lisa Simpson: Well, you don't have to lose your duck. You can pick it up when you're finished.

Sofia: I can?

Lisa Simpson: Yeah!

Sofia: Oh, wow!

Lisa Simpson: You gotta put down the duckie
Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Put down the duckie)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Put it down)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the duckie

Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Mary: (Put down the duckie)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Down!)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!
One more time!
Put down the duckie!

Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Put down the duckie)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Put it down)

Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
(scatting) You gotta put down the duckie

Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Put down the duckie)
Lisa Simpson: Put it down
Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura, Kiki, Marina and Deedee Doodle: (Down!)
Lisa Simpson: Put down the duckie
If you wanna play the saxophone!
Yeah!


Sofia: Whew!

Lisa Simpson: Yeah.

Sofia: Now can I pick up my duckie?

Lisa Simpson: By all means.

Sofia: Oh, thank you.

Lisa Simpson: (laughing)

Sofia: Oh, duckie, I missed you so much. Yes, me too.

Lisa Simpson: Take care, Sofia, my girl. That is one cool cat.

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