Fergie

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[edit] Fergie the Asexual Baby

Fergie is a dark, secret chapter in Cheygina's life. CHEYGINA CONSOMATED WITH ALIENS AND THEY PLANTED THEIR SEED IN HER. FERGIE DID NOT WANT TO BE BORN FROM THE VAGINA LIKE ALL OTHER ALIEN-HUMAN BABIES, NO, FERGIE WANTED TO BE BORN FROM THE ARMPIT.

Fergie can only say "UMM I LIKE, LOVE. BIRDS AND STUFF."

As we all know, humans =/= aliens. So, of course, Fergie was not a normal anything. Fergie could walk and do everything else normal aliens/humans can do when it was born. EXCEPT ONE SCARY THING. Fergie's right arm is a..BUTTERFLY NET. To catch birds.