CartoonTales Theme Song
Cast[]
- Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato
- Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry With Tuba
- Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus
- Jon Arbuckle (Garfield) as Dad Asparagus
- Mrs. Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Mom Asparagus
Lyrics Verison #1 (1993-97)[]
- Jimmy: Okay, Sheen. It's time for theme song.
- Sheen: Um, yeah, Jimmy. What do I do?
- Jimmy: Hmm... okay, uh, how about this? You play the guitar.
- Sheen: Jimmy, I don't have to play the guitar.
- Jimmy: Oh, right. Okay, okay, uh... you play this.
- Sheen: Oh, I don't want to play that. I'll look silly.
- Jimmy: Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
- Sheen: Nope. Not going to do it.
- Jimmy: It's for the kids.
- Sheen: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.
- Jimmy: Okay, it's time now. Better going out there.
- (Sheen walks on the screen with a tuba. While he's playing it, Jimmy appears.)
- Jimmy: (Singing) If you like to talk to genius
- if a squash can make you smile
- if you like to waltz with animals
- Up and down the produce aisle...
- (Speaking) Have we got a show for you.
- Chorus: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
- CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
- Jimmy: Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
- Chorus: CartoonTales!
- Timmy: Puppets, video games, toys...
- Chorus: CartoonTales!
- Sheen: Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
- Chorus: CartoonTales!
- There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales!
- There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales!
- It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
- (Sheen collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)
Lyrics Version #2 (1998-2009)[]
- Jimmy: Okay, Sheen, it's time for the theme song.
- Sheen: Uh, yeah, Jimmy. What do I do?
- Jimmy: Hmm... let's see. I know! You play the guitar.
- Sheen: Jimmy! I don't have to play the guitar.
- Jimmy: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, you play this.
- Sheen: I don't want to play that! I'll look silly!
- Jimmy: Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
- Sheen: Nope, not going to do it.
- Jimmy: It's for the kids.
- Sheen: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.
- Jimmy: All right! Better get on out there.
- (Sheen walks on the screen with a tuba. While he's playing it, Jimmy appears.)
- Jimmy: (Singing) If you like to talk to genius
- if a squash can make you smile
- if you like to waltz with animals
- Up and down the produce aisle...
- (Speaking) Have we got a show for you.
- Chorus: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
- CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
- Jimmy: Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
- Chorus: CartoonTales!
- Timmy: Puppets, video games, toys...
- Chorus: CartoonTales!
- Sheen: Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
- Chorus: CartoonTales!
- There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales!
- There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales!
- It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
- (Sheen collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)
CartoonTales Theme Song Version #3 (2010-present)[]
Cast:
- Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato
- Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry the Cucumber
- Timmy Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Junior Asparagus
- SpongeBob SquarePants as Jimmy Gourd
- Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Jerry Gourd
- Woody (Toy Story) as Archibald Asparagus
- Anna (Frozen) as Madame Blueberry
- Gru (Despicable Me) and Wreck-It Ralph as Mr. Nezzer
- Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory) and Fix-It Felix Jr. (Wreck-It Ralph) as Mr. Lunt
- Luigi and Guido (Cars) as Jean Claude and Philippe Pea
- Cindy Vortex (Jimmy Neutron) as Laura Carrot
- Kermit the Frog (Muppets) as Pa Grape
- Sam Sparks (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs) as Petunia Rhubarb
Lyrics[]
- Jimmy: If you like to talk to genius...
- Jimmy, SpongeBob and Patrick: If a squash can make you smile...
- All: If you like to waltz with animals Up and down the produce aisle...
- Jimmy: Ahem, excuse me. Have we got a show for you!
- (Sheen begins playing with his tuba)
- All: CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales! CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales, CartoonTales!
- Jimmy: 'Elephant, penguin, gotta be...
- All: CartoonTales 'There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like CartoonTales!' It's time for CartoonTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
- (As the characters finish singing, Sheen continues playing his tuba and then collapses)
- Cars: Ya!
- (Cartoons laughing)
TV Intro[]
- Jimmy: Oh hi there. I'm Jimmy Neutron. Come on over to my house. Welcome to my house. It's the one upon the hill. It's the place I cook my dinners, take my baths and pay my bills. It's the place where I might get letters from kids like you.
- Sheen: Hey Jimmy.
- Jimmy: Hey Sheen.
- Sheen: Every day we get a letter, gotta make the problem better.
- Woody: Do you like my yellow sweater?
- SpongeBob, Kermit, Timmy and Dexter: CartoonTales!
- Timmy: You've seen us on DVD!
- Dexter: But now at last we're on TV!
- Kermit: From Portland, to Schenectady!
- All: CartoonTales! CartoonTales! CartoonTales! (Timmy: On TV!) CartoonTales! It'd be time for CartoonTales!