The Schemer Rap is a Shining Time Station song from Billy Saves the Day. Schemer and Schemee perform this song for Felix.
Lyrics[]
Schemer: Yo session, I'm the latest sensation
Impeccably dressed for the occasion.
I got on the moves, got a curl in my hair
And I got more talents than you can bare.
Let me see you stay, you don't have to look far.
I got the goods on caviar.
I'm above tar, my man superstar.
Don't pinch yourself 'cause no genius.
Yo Schemee main man, I'm Schemer.
Schemee: Uncle Schemer, he's a poet.
Schemer: Yeah, you know it now. Don't blow it.
Schemee: Stand on it.
Schemer: Yeah-yeah-yeah, why show it.
Schemee: No conferment in between.
Schemer: That's right, just take those nickels and throw it. Throw the nickels.
Schemer and Schemee: Throw the nickels, nickels, nickels, nickels.