Short: None
Written And Storyboard By: Brett Varon And Zeus Cervas
Story By: Kelsy Abbott, Wade Randolph, Pete Browngardt, Audie Harrison And Casey Alexander
Supervising Producer: Audie Harrison
Supervising Director: Casey Alexander
Art Director: Bill Ramos Flores And Mark Bodnar
Transcript[]
At The UG RV[]
Uncle Grandpa: Oh, Mr. Gus! Time For A Delicious Bagels. Pretty Sweet, Huh?
Mr. Gus: I Don't Know, Uncle Grandpa. I Think You Need To Return The Lesson For That One, I Supposed.
Uncle Grandpa: Alright, Fine. I'll Ask Pizza Steve!
In Pizza Steve's Room[]
Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE, PIZZA STEVE, PIZZA STEVE! Look What I Got For You! It's A Bagels!
Pizza Steve: Uhh.... Actually.... I'm Not Gonna Get Any Bagels, Uncle G. Pizza Steve Is Wasting Of Time, You Know That?
Uncle Grandpa: Oh, Double Whammy.
GRFT: (Roars)
Uncle Grandpa: You're Right, Tiger! Hey, Wait A Minute. Did You Say Go To The City?
GRFT: (Roars)
Uncle Grandpa: I Supposed We Can Go!
Mr. Gus: WHAT THE?!?
At The UG RV[]
Uncle Grandpa: Next Stop... TO THE CITY!!! Now It's Time For A Little Boost!
Uncle Grandpa, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At The Lost City[]
Uncle Grandpa: Here We Are, At The City!
Mr. Gus: What's Going On, Uncle Grandpa?
Uncle Grandpa: At The City.
Mr. Gus: (Sighs) We're All Here At The Lost City. And We're In The Middle Of Nowhere! From Now On, I'm Gonna Sit Here For Nothing.
Uncle Grandpa: Awww, Don't Worry About It, Mr. Gus. This Is Gonna Be Fun!
Belly Bag: Yeah! And We're Having For A Night Snack Or Carnival Or Whatever It Calls It, Mr. Gus.
Pizza Steve: Come On, Big G, It's Fuuuun!
GRFT: (Roars)
Mr. Gus: (Sighs) It's Not Fun.
Uncle Grandpa: Bu-bu-bu-bu-but Why Not, Mr. Gus?
Mr. Gus: Because We're At The Lost City And There's Nothing Funnier About That.
Uncle Grandpa: Ohhh, I Got It! (Giggles) Here's A Joke For Ya... What Did The Zero Say To The Eight?
Pizza Steve: I Don't Know, Uncle G. What?
Uncle Grandpa: Nice Belt.
Pizza Steve: WOW! That Was A Funny Joke, Uncle G! (Laughs)
Uncle Grandpa: Yeah! I Know! (Laughs)
Uncle Grandpa And Pizza Steve: (Laughs)
Mr. Gus: (Groans)
Uncle Grandpa: Hey, Guys! Wanna Do Some Handstand?
Pizza Steve: Sure, I'll Do It Myself, Uncle G! HAAA!
(Pizza Steve Is Doing A Handstand)
Pizza Steve: EEEK... Ohh... Almost.... YES! AAH!!
(Pizza Steve Falls Down On The Floor)
Pizza Steve: (Muffled) Ow.
Uncle Grandpa: Nice Try, Pizza Steve. I Can Do A Handstand All By Myself. Even For Less.
(Uncle Grandpa Is Doing A Handstand)
Uncle Grandpa: Eeee... AH! I DID IT! YAY!!! I Can Do The Handstand! Now You Try, Mr. Gus.
Mr. Gus: (Sighs) Fine.
(Mr. Gus Is Doing A Handstand)
Mr. Gus: Eeee.... WHOA!!
(Mr. Gus Falls Down On The Floor)
Uncle Grandpa: Oooh, Good Trying, Mr. Gus.
Mr. Gus: Alright, That's It! Now I'll Never Get The Handstand! I Am So Sick And Tired For Being Funny! Can't You See What Did Something's Wrong With You?!
Uncle Grandpa: What?
Mr. Gus: This RV Has Got To Go And We're Gonna Stay To The Lost City Forever.
Uncle Grandpa: No, Mr. Gus! Don't Kick It!
(Mr. Gus Kicks UG RV)
Uncle Grandpa: My RV! Noooooooo!!!! What's The Use, Mr. Gus, I Guess We're Stuck At The Lost City Forever. (Crying)
Pizza Steve: Don't Worry, Uncle G. They Got Lots Of Funny Jokes You Can Find. Like...
(Lights Off)
Pizza Steve: Like A Monsters Out There!
Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, I'm So Scared!
Pizza Steve: I'm So Scared Too, Uncle G!
Mr. Gus: All I Wanted To Do, There's No Such Thing As Monsters!
Uncle Grandpa: Phew, What A Relief.
Pizza Steve: Yeah, I Agreed On, Uncle G. There Is Not Such Thing As Monsters.
Mr. Gus: Yeah.
Uncle Grandpa: For Now On, Everyone. I'll Get A Book. Now To Read A Story. Little Ducky's Farm. I'll Read A Story For Me, That Would Make You Funny. The Chicken Goes Babababakaaa! Bakaa!! (Laughs) It Was Soooooo Funny.
Mr. Gus: GIVE ME THAT!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO READ A BOOK, UNCLE GRANDPA!! I AM SICK AND TIRED FOR BEING FUNNY AT THE STORIES!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT SOMETHING LIED TO YOU?!?
Uncle Grandpa: Uhhh... Yyyyes?
Mr. Gus: LIAR, WE'RE GOING TO STAY THE LOST CITY FOREVER!!!
Uncle Grandpa: (Crying) What's The Use. I Never Get The Funny Stories, Making Jokes And Riddles, Playing Funny Games On The Computer... THE FUNNY GAMES ON THE COMPUTER!?! That's Pretty Funny!
Mr. Gus: (Face Turns Red) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uncle Grandpa: Oh No! Mr. Gus Has Gone MAD!! RUUUUN!!!
Uncle Grandpa And Pizza Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Belly Bag: Run, Uncle Grandpa! He's Out Of Control!
Uncle Grandpa: I Need To Run Faster! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Pizza Steve: What Do We Gonna Do Now, Uncle G?
Uncle Grandpa: Don't Worry, Pizza Steve? I'll Make A Soup To Feel Mr. Gus Better.
Pizza Steve: Oh, It Is On, Uncle G.
Uncle Grandpa: Hey, Mr. Gus. Try Some Delicious Soup.
Mr. Gus: Laaah... (Gulps, Shocked) Wow. (Happy) That Feels Good. I Like That Soup.
Uncle Grandpa: Wow, What A Relief.
Mr. Gus: Well, I Guess There's No People Here.
Uncle Grandpa: Look, Mr. Gus! A Bus Is Here!
Mr. Gus: Huh?
Jessica, Lily, Riley, And Everyone: HELLO, UNCLE GRANDPA!
Uncle Grandpa: Wow, So Many People!
Tiny Miracle: Hello There, Uncle Grandpa!
Uncle Grandpa: Tiny Miracle! I'm Gonna Miss You.
Tiny Miracle: I'm Gonna Miss You Too. Let's Go For A Bus.
Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus: All Right!
GRFT: (Roars)
(Everyone Gets In The Bus)
Uncle Grandpa: And Evil Wizard, You Staying Here.
Evil Wizard: WHAT?!?
(Uncle Grandpa Kicks Evil Wizard Out Of The Bus, And The Bus Drives Off)
Evil Wizard: Hello? Where Did Everybody Go? Hello? Oh, Forget It. There Is No People Out There. Because I'm At The Lost City Forever.
(The Mouse Sees Evil Wizard)
Mouse: Squeak!
Evil Wizard: WHAT THE?!? Oh, Fiddlesticks.