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First Crush is the fifth episode of Mr. Conductor Meets Drake and Josh.

Plot

  • Drake, Josh and the YTV characters want to have lovers. The girls of Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime arrive and Richie has another Gothic Rivalry with Megan, since she is now a 17-year-old teenager. Along the way, a monster called The Phantom Hypnotist arrives to chase the gang, but luckily, Ang and Ling Leung arrive to stop the phantom. Granny then unmasks The Phantom Hypnotist, revealing none other than Principal Garrett Roberts. Afterwards, Jodelle thanks everyone.

Shows as Characters

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Drake and Josh
  3. Pokemon
  4. Mucha Lucha
  5. Hoop-a-Joop
  6. Soaping Water
  7. Cardcaptors
  8. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  9. What's New, Scooby-Doo?
  10. The Replacements
  11. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  12. Megaman NT Warrior
  13. Jackie Chan Adventures
  14. Marilyn
  15. Static Shock
  16. Phantom Investigators
  17. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  18. Jumanji
  19. Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers
  20. The Emperor's New School
  21. The 7D
  22. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  23. Living The Life With The Stereotypes
  24. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  25. Gravity Falls
  26. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  27. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  28. Tom and Jerry Tales
  29. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  30. Tetris Attack
  31. Ozzy and Drix
  32. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  33. Sonic X
  34. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  35. Fluffy Gardens
  36. Star Fox
  37. Donkey Kong Country
  38. WarioWare: The Animated Series
  39. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  40. Friends Forever
  41. Sea Princesses
  42. The Wasp
  43. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  44. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  45. Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron
  46. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  47. X-Men Evolution
  48. Tiny Toon Adventures
  49. Xiaolin Showdown
  50. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. James Learns A Lesson
  2. Foolish Freight Cars

Trivia

  • This is the episode where the girls of Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime appear.
  • Jodelle wears purple and black striped pantyhose and Annabelle wears pink pantyhose.
  • Monster of the Day: The Phantom Hypnotist.
  • Chase Song: A Quien Le Importa from Thalia.
  • Culprit: Principal Garrett Roberts.
  • End Theme: Danny Phantom theme song.
  • Megan is portrayed as a 17-year old goth and Panini is still 5.
  • Samantha, Henry and Patrick Kaye are mentioned.

Transcript

  • (We open this episode with Found A Way)
  • Chorus: I never thought that it'd be so simple but I found a way, I found a way I always thought that it'd be too crazy but I found a way, I found a way If you open up your mind See what's inside It's gonna take some time, to realize But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find Over your shoulder you know that, I told you I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down So just turn around Now that I know that anything's possible I found a way, I found a way No one can break what is so unbreakable I found a way, I found a way If you open up your mind See what's inside It's gonna take some time, to realize But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find Over your shoulder you know that, I told you I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down So just turn around No one cares What you give You know you gotta live like you wanna live When it's time To be free You know you gotta be what you wanna be If you open up your mind See what's inside It's gonna take some time, to realize But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find Over your shoulder you know that, I told you I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down So just turn around.
  • (We then see the gang at Belle View High School)
  • Drake: What we're meeting now are the girls of Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime.
  • Josh: Yep.
  • Ash: Jodelle has purple and black striped pantyhose.
  • Francesca: She does.
  • Omi: Remember, every girl is essential to a fun idea.
  • Kimiko: Right you are.
  • Amy: Jodelle and you seem to wear purple and black striped pantyhose.
  • Mel: As well as Annie Roberts.
  • Meilin: Everyone has something they all love and we have to mean it.
  • Chelsea: Good.
  • Scooby: Rodelle and the girls will see us right now.
  • Shaggy: Like, here they are!
  • (Jodelle and the girls arrive)
  • Jodelle and the girls: Hi, guys!
  • Clay: Yee haw! It's Jodelle Kaye!
  • Jodelle: Hi, Clay Bailey!
  • Richie: Megan, what have you become?!
  • Megan: Pfft! I have become a goth who is 17-years-old.
  • George: Man, I hate how you look.
  • Joey: Serenity, you have the same name as my sister.
  • Serenity: That's because I'm a teenager now.
  • Alex: Gosh, all the girls are friendly.
  • Peter: Well, Panini is still 5.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You got that right, Peter.
  • Jade: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Buena Girl: You came at last.
  • Virgil: Sis and Pops told me about friends who are teenagers.
  • Richie: And I don't have interest in Megan.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Well, we're all setting our plans straight.
  • Janna: Good.
  • Hope: We knew it'd be nice.
  • Helen: All things will come in handy.
  • Sarah: Do you remember James ze splendid red engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course he is. He got into trouble with some coaches. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and James Learns A Lesson starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was enjoying his life on the Island of Sodor, but he still had a lot to learn.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're a special mixed traffic engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You can pull coaches or freight cars quite easily, but you must learn by your mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James knew what Sir Topham Hatt meant. He could well remember that dreadful accident on his first day.
  • Edward: Be careful with the coaches, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said kind little Edward.
  • Edward: They don't like being bumped.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Everyone came to admire James.
  • James: I'm really a splendid engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought and suddenly let off steam.
  • James: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A shower of water fell on Sir Topham's nice new top hat. Just then, the conductor blew his whistle and James thought they had better go.
  • James: Go on, go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed to Edward.
  • Edward: Don't push, don't push!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. The coaches were grumbling too.
  • Coaches: Don't go so fast, don't go so fast!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But James wouldn't listen. When at last they stopped at the next station two coaches were beyond the platform. They have to go back to let the passengers out. But no one seems to know about Sir Topham's new hat so James felt happier. Presently they came to the station where Thomas was waiting with his two coaches.
  • Thomas: Hello, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Feeling better? That's good. Oh, that's my conductor's whistle. I must go. I don't know what Sir Topham Hatt to do without me to run this branch line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he puffed off importantly. Edward and James passed the field where James has had his accident. The fences were mended and the cows were back again. They ended their journey and rested before setting off for home. James was still wondering what Sir Topham would have to say about his new hat. Next morning, he spoke severly to James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If you can't behave, I shall take away your red coat and have you painted blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't like that at all. He was very rough with the grumbling coaches as he brought them to the platform.
  • James: Don't talk, come on! Gordon never fetch his own coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought to himself.
  • James: And he's only painted blue.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: To make James even more cross, this time no one came near him.
  • James: I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • James: They thought Gordon is the only engine who can pull coaches. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James.
  • Coaches: You're going too fast, you're going to fast!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the coaches. James laughed and tried to go faster, but the coaches wouldn't let him.
  • Coaches: We're going to stop, we're going to stop!
  • James: What's the matter?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James asked his driver.
  • Driver: The brakes were on, leak in the pipe most likey. You banged the coaches enough to make a leak in anything.
  • Conductor: How should we mend it?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked the conductor.
  • Driver: We'll do it with newspaper and a leather bootlace.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the driver.
  • Conductor: Well, where's the bootlace coming from?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked the conductor.
  • Driver: Ask the passengers.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver.
  • Conductor: You have a leather bootlace there.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the Conductor to a smartly dressed man.
  • Conductor: Please give it to me.
  • Man: I won't.
  • Conductor: Then I'm afraid the train will just stop where it is.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The passengers all said what a bad railway it was. Then they told the man how bad he was instead. Everyone was very cross. At last, he handed his laces over. The driver tied a pad of newspapers tightly round the hole in the brake pipe, and James was able to pull the train. But he was a sadder and wiser James, and took care never to bump coaches again.
  • (James Learns A Lesson ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how poor James had been disobedient.
  • Sophia: Oh, that's awful.
  • Lolita: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Jodelle: Let's all have a party together.
  • Serenity: It'll be a piece of cake.
  • (Just then, the gang hear a laughter similar to The Phantom Racer)
  • Susie: What was that?!
  • Emma: We've heard a loud laugh.
  • (The laughter is heard again)
  • Alan: You've guessed it, Emma!
  • Judy: Look!
  • (The Phantom Hypnotist appears before the gang, laughing loudly)
  • Ash: Blast my head!
  • Uncle: Aiya!
  • Shaggy: Zoinks!
  • Lola: The Phantom Hypnotist is here!
  • Buster: And it's going to hypnotize us!
  • Madeline: RUN FOR IT!!!
  • (As they run away from the Phantom Hypnotist while screaming, A Quien Le Importa plays)
  • Thalia: La gente me señala, me apunta con el dedo, susurra a mis espaldas y a mí me importa un bledo. ¿Qué más me da? Si soy distinta a ellos, no soy de nadie, no tengo dueño. Yo sé que me critican, me consta que me odian, la envidia les corroe, mi vida les agobia. ¿Por qué será? Yo no tengo la culpa, mis circunstancias les insultan. Mi destino es el que yo decido, el que yo eligo para mí. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré. Quizá la culpa es mía, por no seguir la norma. Ya es demasiado tarde para cambiar ahora. Me mantendré firme en mis convicciones, reforzaré mis posiciones. Mi destino es el que yo decido, el que yo elijo para mí. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré. Yo soy así, así seguiré, así seguiré! ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré. ¿A quién le importa lo que yo haga? ¿A quién le importa lo que yo diga? Yo soy así, así seguiré, nunca cambiaré.
  • (A Quien Le Importa ends)
  • (While we hear music from The Masked Offender and My Hero, the gang still run from the Phantom Hypnotist)
  • (When they reach a dead end, the ghost approaches them)
  • Ash: This never would have happened if you were working with your parents and uncle!
  • Jodelle: Hey!
  • (Just then, they hear a voice)
  • Ang and Ling: Eat this!
  • (Ang and Ling Leung appear and knock The Phantom Hypnotist unconscious)
  • Bumpty: Who did this to the Phantom Hypnotist?
  • Raphael: It must be...
  • Ang: Both of us!
  • Ling: We are so glad to see you.
  • Spydor: Wow!
  • Splitzy: That's what we've been expecting, huh?
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, Ang and Ling.
  • Jimmy T.: They sure do.
  • Jimmy P.: And we all learn that they're warriors.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You said it!
  • Ozzy: Everyone has the right thing to do.
  • Drix: Do you know about the rest of James' adventures?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Like the time he learned to pull cars easily. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Foolish Freight Cars starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James had not been out to push coaches or freight cars in the yard for several days. He was feeling miserable.
  • James: Oh dear. I wonder how long I shall have to stay in the shed would anyone else see my coat again? Why did I go so fast that i made a hole in one of my coaches that had to be mended with of all things a passenger's bootlace.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At last Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I know you are sorry, James, and I know too that you want to be a useful engine. People are laughing at my railway and i do not like that at all.
  • James: I will try hard to do my best.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: That's a good engine. There's nothing like determination. I want you to pull some freight cars for me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was delighted and puffed away.
  • Thomas: Here's your freight train, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Have you got some bootlaces ready?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he ran off laughing.
  • Cars: Oh, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the freight cars.
  • Cars: We want a proper engine, not a red monster.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James took no notice and started as soon as the conductor was ready.
  • James: Come along, come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Cars: We won't, we won't.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars. But James didn't care and he pulled the screeching cars stermly out of the station. The cars tried hard to make him give up but he still kept on. Sometimes their brakes will slip on and sometimes their axles will run hot and each time the trouble had to be put right and each time James will start again, determined not to let them beat him.
  • Cars: Give up, give up! You can't pull us! You can't, you can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the cars.
  • James: I can and I will! I can and I will!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James and slowly but surely, he pulled them along the line. At last they saw Gordon's Hill.
  • Driver: Look out for trouble, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned his driver.
  • Driver: We'll go fast and get them up before they know it. Don't let them stop you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So James went faster and soon they were halfway up.
  • James: I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted.
  • James: Will the top never come?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then with a sudden jerk, it all came easier.
  • James: I've done it, I've done it. Hooray! It's easy now.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But his driver shut off steam.
  • Driver: They've done it again. We've left our tail behind. Look.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The last cars were running backwards down the hill. A coupling had snapped. But the conductor stopped the cars and got out to warn approaching engines.
  • James: That's why it was easy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James as he backed the cars carefully down.
  • James: What silly things freight cars are. They're might have been an accident.
  • Edward: Shall I help you, James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward.
  • James: No thank you. I'll pull them myself.
  • Edward: Good, don't let them beat you. You're doing well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Edward as James slowly struggled up the hill.
  • James: I can do it, I can do it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed. He pulled and puffed as hard as he could.
  • James: I've done it, I've done it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted. James was resting in the yard when Edward pulled up.
  • Edward: Peep peep!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled. Then, James saw Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: Oh dear, what will he say?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked himself. But Sir Topham Hatt was smiling.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I was in Edward's train and I saw everything. You made the most troublesome train on the line behaved. After that performance, you deserved to keep your red coat.
  • (Foolish Freight Cars ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So James had deserved to keep his red coat.
  • Danger: That's good.
  • Plucky: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Granny: Now, to find out who the real monster is!
  • (She unmasks The Phantom Hypnotist, revealing Principal Garrett Roberts)
  • Jodelle: Principal Garrett Roberts?!
  • Principal Roberts: I was meant to expel you from school, and I've fooled it because of you meddlers!
  • Rabbit: Principal Roberts, be quiet! I have no excuses from you!
  • Donkey Kong: So you're now punished!
  • Principal Roberts: Uh, oh.
  • (That evening)
  • Jodelle: Thank you so much for helping us.
  • Serenity: We couldn't have done it without all of you guys.
  • Julie: You're very welcome.
  • Benjamin: Time for us to get going. See ya.
  • Jodelle: Bye, everyone. Have fun. We're wishing you good luck!
  • Everyone: We will!
  • (They head back to Drake and Josh's house as we end the episode)
  • (Against a black background, while the end credits roll, the Danny Phantom theme song plays)
  • Chorus: (He's a phantom. Danny Phantom) Yo, Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen when his parents built a very strange machine It was designed to view a world unseen (He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom) When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit Then Danny took a look inside of it There was a great big flash, everything just changed His molecules got all rearranged (Phantom, phantom) When he first woke up he realized He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes He could walk through walls disappear and fly He was much more unique than the other guys It was then that he knew what he had to do He had to stop all the ghosts that were commin' through He's here to fight for me and you! He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom Gonna catch 'em all cause he is Danny Phantom Gonna catch 'em all cause he's (Danny Phantom)

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