Fish is the twenty-fourth episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the one hundred second episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.
- RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
- Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
- Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck
- Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
- Edd (from Ed, Edd n Eddy) as Edward (does not speak)
- Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (cameo)
- Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy (cameo)
- Bashful (from Snow White) as Skarloey (cameo)
- Sneezy (from Snow White) as Rheneas (cameo)
- Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon (mentioned)
- Everyone else as Themselves
Narrator: "On starry nights when the moon is full and the air still, you can hear the sounds of faraway ships and distant laughter. They echoed over the hills and through the valleys, down calm canals and sleepy inlits. Every TV character knows that these are the sounds that say the harbour is hard at work at the big station by the sea.
One night, a special load of fish was ordered. Mayor Adam West decided that extra goombas must be added to the line that the men called The Flying Kipper. The only goombas available were old ones. They had not been used for a long time. Homer waited impatiently by the keyside as Spike arranged them into position.
RS Mr. Conductor walked by with the mail."
RS Mr. Conductor: "Hello Spike. Going fishing? I'd take care if I were you."
Narrator: "Huffed Spike."
RS Mr. Conductor: "Well for one thing,"
Narrator: "Puffed RS Mr. Conductor, remembering his own experience."
RS Mr. Conductor: "If fish get into a TV character's body, they always cause trouble. And for another, fish can be awfully smelly. And I know what I'm talking about. Good night."
Narrator: "Homer grunted dreadfully."
Homer's Driver: "You'll just have to put up with it, Homer."
Narrator: "Said his driver."
Homer's Driver: "At least the extra load will mean you can have another TV character help us up Garfield's hill."
Narrator: "Meanwhile, Spike was waiting at Edd's station. So that he could help the heavy line by pushing from behind.
Homer made good progress.
When they reach Edd's station, his driver stopped the line beyond the platform. Then Homer gave a special signal."
Homer: "Peep, peep, peep, peep! I need help please?"
Spike: "Peep, peep!"
Narrator: "Replied Spike."
Spike: "I shan't be long."
Narrator: "Spike walked gently up to Homer's line. He was not hooked on. Homer would then be able to run on without stopping when they reached the top of the hill."
Narrator: "Whistled Spike. And off they went.
Soon they reached Garfield's hill."
Homer: "Push hard, push hard!"
Narrator: "Puffed Homer."
Spike: "We're doing it, we're doing it!"
Narrator: "Replied Spike. Homer was pulling harder than he realized."
(Lamp falls off)
Narrator: "Spike felt the weight on the front of him slacking. Then Spike noticed something else."
Spike: "There's no sign of a tail lamp."
Narrator: "He thought. He whistled, but there was no reply. Meanwhile Homer had noticed something too."
Homer: "My line's getting heavier."
Narrator: "He thought to himself."
Homer: "I'm slowing down!"
Narrator: "Then there was trouble."
Narrator: "No one was hurt, but a strong smell of fish hung in the air.
Next day, workmen found the broken tail lamp at the bottom of the hill. Mayor West spoke kindly to Spike."
Mayor Adam West: "The accident wasn't your fault. We should've checked that this tail lamp was fixed on properly. We'll soon have you in working order again."
Spike: "Thank you, sir."
Narrator: "Said Spike sadly."
Spike: "RS Mr. Conductor told me to be careful about fish. They got me in a right pickle, didn't they?"