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Cast

  • The Old Gypsy Lady as Rita Moreno
  • Lanford as Animal
  • Feenie Fraggle as Floyd Pepper

Lyrics

(Feenie Fraggle plays bass, while Lanford plays the drums.)

The Old Gypsy Lady: Never know how much I love you.
Never know how much I care.
When you put your arms around me,
I get a fever that's so hard to bear.
You give me fever …


(Lanford makes a loud rimshot, which startles her somewhat.)

The Old Gypsy Lady: ... When you kiss me.
Fever when you hold me tight.
Fever… (RIMSHOT!) ...In the morning.
Fever all through the night.


(She walks up to Lanford.)

The Old Gypsy Lady: Oye, buddy. Quiero decirte que no se debe hacer eso. ("Listen, buddy. All I wanna tell you is that you shouldn't do that.")
It's not nice, ¿entiendes? ("It's not nice, understand?")
Mirame a mi cuando te hable. Este es mi numero, y si tu me fastidias mas, te voy a dar una gaznata que te vas a ver bobo. ("Look at me when I'm talking to you. This is my number, and if you bother me any more I'm gonna hit you so hard, it's gonna leave you stupid.")
So cool it. (walks back to the stage)


Lanford: (mocks her) "So cool it." (turns away when she faces him)

The Old Gypsy Lady: Sun lights up the morning.
Moon lights up the night.
I light up when you call my name.
'Cause you know I'm gonna treat you right.
You give me fever … (RIMSHOT!) … When you kiss me.
(RIMSHOT!) ... me tight.


(Lanford goes full steam on the drums.)

The Old Gypsy Lady: Fever … When you kiss me.
Fever when you hold me tight.
Fever all through the night.
Fever … all through the night.


(She walks up to him and crashes a pair of cymbals on his head.)

Lanford: (dazed) That my kinda woman! (collapses)

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