• Pa Gorg as Sam the Eagle
  • Flange and Wingnut Doozer as Wayne and Wanda


(Main stage. Pa Gorg stands on the proscenium.)

Pa Gorg: As all of us right-thinking people know, Flange and Wingnut Doozer are the only truly uplifting act on this whole questionable program. So, with a sense of … awesome pride, I present the singing team of Flange and Wingnut Doozer with "Goody Goody." (runs off) Oh, goody goody.

(The curtain opens on them.)

Flange Doozer: So you met someone who set you back on your heels … (knocks her over) Goody Goody!

(She scowls at him as the curtain closes.)

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