• Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
  • Wembley Fraggle as Gonzo
  • Fiona Fraggle as Lena Horne
  • Lanford as Animal


Gobo Fraggle: And now, once again, ladies and gentlemen, the Great Wembley has dug deep into his limitless repertoire, and has come up with an act the likes of which has never been seen before! So let's give a big hand to the great Wembley.

(A fanfare plays. Wembley runs onstage holding a balloon.)

Wembley Fraggle: OK, thank you, Tonight I present a unique version of "Pop Goes the Weasel" — (hides the balloon) — uh, with a surprise ending.

(Lanford runs on stage and pops the balloon. The audience boos.)

Wembley Fraggle: Hey, it wasn't my fault! Aww, you yokels! I quit!

(He walks offstage. The audience boos and throws things at Lanford. Wembley Fraggle enters the dressing room and bangs his head on the door. Fiona Fraggle notices him.)

Fiona Fraggle: Wembley. What's the matter?

Wembley Fraggle: Oh, gee, Miss Fiona. It's really depressing. (sigh) You hear them booing out there?

Fiona Fraggle: Sometimes it takes a long time for an artist to be appreciated. But — as long as one person appreciates you, you just gotta keep on trying. And as for me, I think you're fantastic.

Wembley Fraggle: I don't know what to say.

(Music swells up.)

Fiona Fraggle: (spoken) Well, listen.
(singing) In this world of ordinary people,
Extraordinary people,
I'm glad there is you.
In this world of overrated pleasures,
And underrated treasures,
I'm glad there is you.

Wembley Fraggle: I live to love.
I love to live with you beside me.
This role so new, I'll muddle through
With you to guide me.

Fiona Fraggle: In this world where many, many play at love,
And hardly any stay in love,
I'm glad there is you.

Fiona Fraggle and Wembley Fraggle: More than ever,
I'm glad there is you.

(They hug.)

Wembley Fraggle: Thank you, Fiona.

Fiona Fraggle: You're great, Wembley.

Wembley Fraggle: Aww.


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