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Cast

  • Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
  • Boober Fraggle as Fozzie Bear
  • Rock Hockey Hannah as "I Feel Pretty" woman (pretty form)
  • Aretha as "I Feel Pretty" woman (ugly form)
  • The Avalanche Monster as Beautiful Day Monster
  • Dimpley Fraggle and Fiona Fraggle as female back-up singers

Lyrics

(Main stage. Gobo enters to applause. Boober peers from the curtain.)

Gobo Fraggle: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Boober, what are you doing?

Boober Fraggle: I'm checking the house.

Gobo Fraggle: Will you get out of here?

Boober Fraggle: Sorry. (hides himself.)

Gobo Fraggle: Bonsoir, bonsoir, mesdames et messieurs. Uh, that's "ladies and gentlemen". You'll notice a little French sneaking into my speech, and that's because our special guest tonight is none other than that international star, Mr. The Wizard. But right now, let's raise the curtain, strike up the band, and get things moving on The Fraggle Show.

(Rock Hockey Hannah stands in front of a mirror as orchestral music swells up.)

Rock Hockey Hannah: Tonight … Tonight … won't be just any night.
Oh, he will soon be here. Be still, my aching heart.


(She sings "I Feel Pretty" as she prepares to go on a date, removing her features piece by piece and replacing them with the face of Aretha. There's a knock on the door.)

Rock Hockey Hannah: I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight
I feel charming
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real


Dimpley Fraggle and Fiona Fraggle: See the pretty girl in that mirror there

Rock Hockey Hannah: What mirror where?

Dimpley Fraggle and Fiona Fraggle: Who can that attractive girl be?

Rock Hockey Hannah: Which? What? Where? Whom?

Dimpley Fraggle and Fiona Fraggle: Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress

Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
Such a pretty me!


Aretha: (singing) Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
(spoken) Come in!


The Avalanche Monster: Hiya, honey.

Aretha: Ooh!

(They embrace. Applause.)

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