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Cast

  • Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
  • Sprocket as Rowlf the Dog
  • Doc as Insolent Waiter

Lyrics

Spoken:

Sprocket: Evening. Sprocket... Sprocket the dog here. Sit yourself down.

Gobo Fraggle: Gobo. Gobo Fraggle.

Sprocket: Pleased to meet you. I'm no Heifetz, but I get by.

Gobo Fraggle: Well, well that's very nice. (sniffle)

Sprocket: Let me guess, broken heart, right?

Gobo Fraggle: Does it show?

Sprocket: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.

Gobo Fraggle: Exactly. She just walked out on me.

Sprocket: Yeah, typical. That's why I live alone.

Gobo Fraggle: You do, huh?

Sprocket: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
Gobo Fraggle: Nice and simple.

Sprocket: Stay away from women, that's my motto.
Gobo Fraggle: But I can't.
Sprocket: Neither can I, that's my trouble.

Sung
Sprocket:
You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's something irresistible-ish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that something better comes along.


Gobo Fraggle:
I see what you mean.
It's no good complaining and pointless to holler.


Sprocket:
If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.


Gobo Fraggle:
She made a monkey out of old King Kong.


Gobo Fraggle and Sprocket:
I hope that something better comes along.

Gobo Fraggle:
Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution.


Sprocket:
The pitter patter of soles
The little feet of tadpoles.


Gobo Fraggle: (spoken) Uh, Sprocket, tadpoles don't have feet.
Sprocket: (spoken) Oh. Sorry about that...2, 3, 4.

Gobo Fraggle: There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'.

Sprocket: Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin',
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
I hope that somethin' better,


Gobo Fraggle:
I hope that somethin' better,


Gobo Fraggle and Sprocket:
I hope that something better comes along.

Spoken:
Doc: Phone call for Gobo Fraggle. You Gobo Fraggle?
Gobo Fraggle: Yeah.
Doc: Phone.
Sprocket: It's not often you see a guy that orange that has the blues that bad.

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