• Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
  • Sprocket as Rowlf the Dog
  • Doc as Insolent Waiter



Sprocket: Evening. Sprocket... Sprocket the dog here. Sit yourself down.

Gobo Fraggle: Gobo. Gobo Fraggle.

Sprocket: Pleased to meet you. I'm no Heifetz, but I get by.

Gobo Fraggle: Well, well that's very nice. (sniffle)

Sprocket: Let me guess, broken heart, right?

Gobo Fraggle: Does it show?

Sprocket: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.

Gobo Fraggle: Exactly. She just walked out on me.

Sprocket: Yeah, typical. That's why I live alone.

Gobo Fraggle: You do, huh?

Sprocket: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
Gobo Fraggle: Nice and simple.

Sprocket: Stay away from women, that's my motto.
Gobo Fraggle: But I can't.
Sprocket: Neither can I, that's my trouble.

You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's something irresistible-ish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that something better comes along.

Gobo Fraggle:
I see what you mean.
It's no good complaining and pointless to holler.

If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.

Gobo Fraggle:
She made a monkey out of old King Kong.

Gobo Fraggle and Sprocket:
I hope that something better comes along.

Gobo Fraggle:
Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution.

The pitter patter of soles
The little feet of tadpoles.

Gobo Fraggle: (spoken) Uh, Sprocket, tadpoles don't have feet.
Sprocket: (spoken) Oh. Sorry about that...2, 3, 4.

Gobo Fraggle: There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'.

Sprocket: Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin',
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
I hope that somethin' better,

Gobo Fraggle:
I hope that somethin' better,

Gobo Fraggle and Sprocket:
I hope that something better comes along.

Doc: Phone call for Gobo Fraggle. You Gobo Fraggle?
Gobo Fraggle: Yeah.
Doc: Phone.
Sprocket: It's not often you see a guy that orange that has the blues that bad.

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