- Pa Gorg as Sam the Eagle
- Flange and Wingnut Doozer as Wayne and Wanda
- Gettas Fraggle as Indian
Pa Gorg: And here they are, the world's finest and most morally unobjectionable singing team, Flange and Wingnut Doozer.
(Pa Gorg walks away mumbling. The curtain opens as music swells up.)
Flange Doozer: And now, "Indian Love Call."
Wingnut Doozer: When I'm calling yoooooooooooou…
Gettas Fraggle: Hey, baby. You called?
(Wingnut bursts into tears and cries on Flange's shoulder. The curtain closes.)