- Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
- Aretha as Lydia
- Sprocket as Rowlf the Dog
- Lanford as Animal
- Red Fraggle as Miss Piggy
- Philo as Statler
- Gunge as Waldorf
(Main Stage. Gobo enters)
Gobo Fraggle: Thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Fraggle Show. Hey, our special guest star is the beautiful and vivacious Miss Lou Fraggle. So we're gonna have a great show for you tonight, and matter of fact, right now I'd like you to meet another friend of mine. Her name is Aretha, Hit it!
(The curtain opens, revealing Sprocket playing piano and Lanford playing drums in the background, in the foreground, Gobo sings Lydia, the Tattooed Lady as Aretha a tattooed cave creature dances next to him.)
Gobo Fraggle: Aretha, oh Aretha
Say, have you met Aretha?
Aretha The Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so.
Aretha, oh Aretha, that encyclopedia.
Oh Aretha The Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Aretha!
She can give you a view of the world in tattoo
If you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree,
Or Washington crossing The Delaware.
Aretha, oh Aretha, say, have you met Aretha?
Oh Aretha The Tattooed Lady.
When her muscles start relaxin',
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson.
Aretha, oh Aretha, oh have you met Aretha.
Oh Aretha The Champ of them all.
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
For he went and married Aretha!
(Gobo and Aretha exit the stage, and encounter a waiting Red Fraggle)
Gobo Fraggle: Oh, uh, Red, Have you met Aretha?
Red Fraggle: No, Have you met my left fist?
(Red Fraggle then punches Gobo Fraggle)
Philo: I love it, I love it!
Gunge: Of course he loves it, He's the kind of guy who plants poison ivy.