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Cast

  • Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
  • Morris Fraggle as Scooter
  • Boober Fraggle as Fozzie Bear
  • Sprocket as Rowlf the Dog
  • Philo as Statler
  • Gunge as Waldorf

Lyrics

(Main stage. Gobo Fraggle enters.)

Gobo Fraggle: Ladies and gentlemen, "Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Fraggle."

(Dressed like a ringmaster, a mustachioed Morris Fraggle does most of the singing and dancing, while Boober Fraggle, who is being led around the stage on a chain, hams it up all around him. Sprocket accompanies the duo on piano in the background.)

Morris Fraggle: I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing Fraggle
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming

Oh, who would think a boy and Fraggle
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing Fraggle
They'll love us, (Boober Fraggle: won't they?)
They feed us, (Boober Fraggle: don't they?)

Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be

Oh, who needs money
(Boober Fraggle: when we're funny? Aaahhhh!)
Morris Fraggle: The big attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing Fraggle
It's Simon Smith and his amazing dancing Fraggle

(Boober Fraggle: Together! Yes!)
(Boober Fraggle: Oh, yes!)

Philo: Say, Gunge I was wondering if maybe you ... (goes silent while talking)

Gunge: Darn, I'd better get some new batteries for my hearing aid.

Philo: (laughs) I fool him every time!

(Gunge smacks him in the face.)

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