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Cast

  • Gobo Fraggle as Kermit the Frog
  • Venerable Sage Lambo as Ernie
  • Venerable Sage Hambo as Bert
  • Lou Fraggle as Connie Stevens

Lyrics

Gobo Fraggle: And now it's time to present two old friends of ours all the way from Sesame Street, here they are now the two and only, Venerable Sages Lambo and Hambo.

Venerable Sage Lambo: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Gee, it's really great to be here, right, Hambo?

Venerable Sage Hambo: Uh Guess so.

Venerable Sage Lambo: Well, what's wrong, Hambo?

Venerable Sage Hambo: Well, I mean, uh I feel funny being here, this is a big TV variety show, you know.

Venerable Sage Lambo: Well, so?

Venerable Sage Hambo: Well, I I'm no performer.

Venerable Sage Lambo: Oh, Hambo, A suave, sophisticated showman like you, Hambo?

Venerable Sage Hambo: Oh, sure, sure, You see, I know you, you're gonna keep on saying I'm suave and sophisticated, and then when I start to believe it, then you're gonna say how pointy head I have, and how floppy arms I have, and, and how dull I am, I know you.

Venerable Sage Lambo: Oh, Hambo, Hambo, Hambo.

Venerable Sage Hambo: What?

Venerable Sage Lambo: Now, you must admit though, Hambo, that the head up there is a little bit pointy, Hambo, and you must admit that the arms are a little bit floppy and soggy, Hambo. (He flaps Hambo's arm) See that?

Venerable Sage Hambo: Mm-hm, Mm-hm, Mm-hm.

Venerable Sage Lambo: And Hambo? Hambo?

Venerable Sage Hambo: What?

(Venerable Sage Lambo holds Venerable Sage Hambo's nose)

Venerable Sage Lambo: The nose is still pointy, Hambo. (laughing)

Venerable Sage Hambo: Now cut that out!

Venerable Sage Lambo: Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Hambo, here, there we go, Hambo.

(Venerable Sage Lambo lets go of Venerable Sage Hambo's nose)

Venerable Sage Hambo: Yeah, See what I mean? I mean, that old loose nose joke is funny on Sesame Street, but this is big time, Lambo. I mean, they're expecting an act or something.

Venerable Sage Lambo: Hey, Hambo, wait a minute,

Venerable Sage Hambo: What?

Venerable Sage Lambo: You can do an act, all you need are the clothes, Hambo.

Venerable Sage Hambo: Ah, no Clothes?

Venerable Sage Lambo: Come here, Hambo, Step right over here.

Venerable Sage Hambo: No, I No, stop it.

Venerable Sage Lambo: No, no, right over here, Hambo.

(Venerable Sage Lambo drags Venerable Sage Hambo offscreen)

Venerable Sage Hambo: I know what you have in mind, Stop it!

(Venerable Sage Lambo comes back on screen)

Venerable Sage Lambo: And here he is now, that suave, sophisticated showman, my old buddy, Hambo.

(Venerable Sage Hambo comes out wearing a tuxedo, top hat and cane)

Venerable Sage Lambo: Well, Hambo? What do you say?

Venerable Sage Hambo: (singing) Some enchanted evening

Venerable Sage Lambo: Beg pardon, Hambo?

Venerable Sage Hambo: (singing) You may see a stranger

(a set begins rolling in)

Venerable Sage Lambo: What's going on here?

(Venerable Sage Hambo begins singing "Some Enchanted Evening" and serenades Lou Fraggle)

Venerable Sage Hambo: (singing) You may see a stranger across a crowded room,
And somehow you know, you know even then,
That somehow you'll see her again and again.
Who can explain it, who can tell you why?
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.
(spoken) Oh, Lou. Aaahhh.
(singing) Once you have found her, never let her go,
Once you have found her, never let her go.
(spoken) Lambo?


Venerable Sage Lambo: Hmm?

Venerable Sage Hambo: Lambo, come here.

Venerable Sage Lambo: What, Hambo?

Venerable Sage Hambo: Did I just make a complete fool of myself?

Venerable Sage Lambo: Absolutely, Hambo.

Venerable Sage Hambo: Take me home, I feel terrible.

Venerable Sage Lambo: OK, Come on, Hambo. (laughing)

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