• Archbanger Fraggle as Jim Henson Muppet
  • Herkimer Fraggle as Frank Oz Muppet
  • Uncle Gobo as Jerry Nelson Muppet


(Archbanger Fraggle, Herkimer Fraggle and Uncle Gobo sings.)

Archbanger Fraggle: I started on a journey just about a year ago,
To a little town called Morrow in the state of Ohio.
I've never been much of a traveler, and I really didn't know
That Morrow was the hardest place I'd ever try to go.
So I went down to the station for my ticket and applied
For tips regarding Morrow, not expecting to be guyed.
Said I, "My friend, I'd like to go to Morrow and return
No later than tomorrow, for I haven't time to burn."
Said he to me…

Uncle Gobo: Now let me see if I have heard you right.
You'd like to go to Morrow and return tomorrow night?
You should have gone to Morrow yesterday, and back today,
For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way.
If you had gone to Morrow yesterday, now don't you see,
You could have gone to Morrow and returned today at three?
For the train today to Morrow, if the schedule is right,
Today it gets to Morrow and returns tomorrow night.

Archbanger Fraggle: Said I, "I'd like to go to Morrow, so can I go today,
And get to Morrow by tonight if there is no delay?"

Uncle Gobo: "Well, well," I said to him, "and I've got no more to say
Can you get anywhere tomorrow and get back again today?"

Archbanger Fraggle: Said I, "I guess you know it all, but kindly let me say,
How can I get to Morrow if I leave this town today?"
Said he …

Uncle Gobo: You cannot go to Morrow anymore today,
For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way.

Archbanger Fraggle: I was so disappointed, I was mad enough to swear.
The train had gone to Morrow and had left me standing there.
The man was right in telling me …

Uncle Gobo: You are a howling jay.
You cannot go to Morrow.

Archbanger Fraggle: Well, I guess in town I'll stay.

(The song ends.)

Herkimer Fraggle: I don't get it.

(They all shrug and walk off.)

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