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Cast

  • Mavis the Mirror as Ruth Buzzi
  • Pa Gorg as Sam the Eagle
  • Cantus the Minstrel as Blue Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member
  • Brool the Minstrel as Purple Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member
  • Murray the Minstrel as Slim the Green Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member
  • Brio the Minstrel as Female Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member
  • Balsam the Minstrel as Paul the Gray Whatnot Gogolala Jubilee Jugband member

Lyrics

(Main stage. Mavis enters. Pa Gorg sneaks up behind her.)

Mavis the Mirror: Gobo has asked me to introduce this week's closing number. So it is with great pleasure …

Pa Gorg: Excuse me. Don't pay any mind to me, Miss Mavis. I merely stand by, checking the content of this program to make sure it is morally above reproach.

Mavis the Mirror: OK. (giggles) It is with great pleasure that I present the Minstrels.

Pa Gorg: That does not sound culturally uplifting.

(Open on the Minstrels, who sing "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd".)

Murray the Minstrel: Well, you can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd

Everyone: You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd
No, you can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd

Balsam the Minstrel: But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Murray the Minstrel: All you gotta do is put your mind to it

Murray the Minstrel and Brio the Minstrel: Knuckle down, buckle down,

Cantus the Minstrel: do it, do it, do it

Murray the Minstrel: You can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool

Murray the Minstrel and Brool the Minstrel: You can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool

Everyone: No, you can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool</span>

Balsam the Minstrel: But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Murray the Minstrel: You can't change film with a kid on your back

Everyone: You can't change film with a kid on your back
No, you can't change film with a kid on your back

Balsam the Minstrel: But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Everyone: All you gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down,

Cantus the Minstrel: do it, do it, do it

Everyone: You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd
You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd
No, you can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd

Balsam the Minstrel: (singing) But you can be happy if this is the end of the song
(spoken) Pass me that jug over here!

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