• Pa Gorg as Sam the Eagle
  • Flange and Wingnut Doozer as Wayne and Wanda


(Main stage. Pa Gorg stands on the proscenium.)

Pa Gorg: And here they are now, my kind of people. Flange and Wingnut Doozer!

(The curtain opens. Wingnut Doozer lays in a box, as Flange Doozer saws her in half. Music swells up.)

Wingnut Doozer: Youuuuuu doooooo
Something to me — Oww! Ow!

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