- Pa Gorg as Sam the Eagle
- Flange and Wingnut Doozer as Wayne and Wanda
(Main stage. Pa Gorg stands on the proscenium.)
Pa Gorg: And here they are now, my kind of people. Flange and Wingnut Doozer!
(The curtain opens. Wingnut Doozer lays in a box, as Flange Doozer saws her in half. Music swells up.)
Wingnut Doozer: Youuuuuu doooooo
Something to me — Oww! Ow!