Sanjay: All these devices are more trouble than they're worth.
Aladdin: Carl, you're more of a 'do-it-yourself' guy now. You don't need all this stuff to be happy.
Carl: But I made these! Please don't toss them away.
Sanjay: Consider this an intervention.
Aladdin: Uh, interjection?
Sanjay: No, not 'interjection', 'intervention!'
Carl: Please little babies, don't be scared. Daddy's here for you.
Sanjay: I'm telling you, it's all junk.
Carl: What are you talking about? This is not junk. Actually, never mind. This is junk. (tosses kite away)
Aladdin: Woah? What does this do?
Carl: Oh that. It drains your brain.
Aladdin: I kind of like it.
Carl: Not only does it zap you of your genius, but also, it makes you smarter!
Aladdin: Hey, I think it's working.
Sanjay: Cut it out you two. Aladdin, have you been addicted to laziness?
Carl: What about this?
Sanjay: Isn't that our magic ball we've been using to transport into different timelines?
Carl: Yes. You remember how this makes a rowboat appear? I double-reverse engineered it, so that I could zap up a whole armada of rowboats!
Aladdin: That can come in handy.
Carl: Let me show you how it works.
Sanjay: Don't touch it!
Sanjay: Look what you did, Carl.
Carl: I need to work out the kinks in this.
Sanjay: Carl, I'm gonna kill you!
Carl: Be careful with that thing.
(Sanjay is startled)
Second Sanjay: Carl, you are a... Tell me, am I your friend? Or am I your foe?
Aladdin: Hmm... Friend.... or foe?
Carl: I think Sanjay's stunt double is his foe.
Second Sanjay: Shut up and hand that thing over to me, Carl!
Sanjay: No one messes with this thing but me.
Aladdin: Let me try! I want to see what the back of my own head looks like!
Sanjay: Don't even think about it.
Carl: Oh my goodness.
Carl: Hey look, it's Aladdin as a robot.
Robot Aladdin: Hello, how may I help you?
Sanjay: Alright you mechanical fiend, what have you done with Aladdin?! (No answer from the Aladdin robot) I said, what have you done with him?!? Hmm, I know you by that red hat and shirt. Something so familiar. I'll have you know that this robotic devil has kidnapped our brother. (Trips over the brain drain helmet and crashes into robotic Aladdin, and he starts sputtering and smoking) Oh my goodness.
Carl: (chuckles) Aladdin must be short-circuiting.
Robot Aladdin: Fellas, how could you do this to me? I'm going to destroy you two!
Sanjay: Aladdin! (whips out cellphone) 9-1-1! This dangerous robot with laser eyes is going to kill me! Somebody turn this crazy thing off. This won't help. (Throws rubber chicken away)
Robot Aladdin: How dare you make me overdose on your labor-saving devices?!?
Carl: Grab that gizmo.
Sanjay: I need to change him back.
Carl: Sanjay, don't you want to recharge him first?
Aladdin: Sanjay, Carl, my mom doesn't allow me to mutate!