Narrator: One day Ganondorf, Otacon and Snake went to the castle video store to buy some videos, but when Ganondorf saw a 1999 Alec Baldwin & Ringo Starr James Goes Buzz Buzz tape, it happened.
Ganondorf: WOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THOSE THOMAS VIDEOS!!!! May I have that James Goes Buzz Buzz Alec Baldwin and Ringo Starr tape?? Pleease?!?!?
Snake: No Ganondorf! You already have so many Thomas videos at home!
Otacon: And by the way, that video costs money. And It's a phony!
Ganondorf: BUT, I.....WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I WANT THAT JAMES GOES BUZZ BUZZ TAPE NOW!!!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!!! Waaaaah!!!!!
Otacon and Snake: Ganondorf, STOP!
Narrator: And that was that, Ganondorf was sent to his dark room for punishment and got grounded.
Ganondorf: NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO BUY THAT 1999 JAMES GOES BUZZ BUZZ TAPE!!!!!!!!
Narrator: The next day, Ganondorf and his parents went to the Toy Store with lots of retired Thomas trains, and after Ganondorf saw a 1994 retired Boco train, he got the gimmie gleam in his eyes.
Ganondorf: ZOMG!!!!!! LOOK AT ALL THESE RETIRED THOMAS TRAINS!!!!!!! I WANT THAT 1994 WOODEN BOCO!! Pleeeaase!!!!!!
Snake: No, Ganondorf. You have so many Thomas trains at home you don't even play with!
Otacon: Well, it's a phony! Those trains cost money.
Ganondorf: BWAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! BUT I WANT THAT 1994 BOCO WOODEN TRAIN!!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!!!! NAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!
Otacon and Snake: ALL YOU REALLY WANT IS A SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME!!!!!!
Ganondorf: WHAT???!!!!! NO!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: And then all the kids started laughing at Ganondorf which really pissed him off.
(Loud Crash is heard with Ganondorf's leg in pain)
Narrator: Then Otacon and Snake and all the other kids ran away because King Dedede, Kirby and Pikachu came into the toy store will arrived.
Kirby: Hey! What're you doing at the toy store?!
King Dedede: You are under arrest, Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Stop! I'm not supposed to be trapped in this stupid wasteland of trains!?!
Pikachu: We can play with you, but if you fall into that ravine, I am now your enemy.
Narrator: Later on, King Dedede, Kirby, Pikachu and Ganondorf were ready to show Ganondorf their plan.
Pikachu: Everyone, we must destroy SpongeBob and turn him into a real sponge. NO EXPECTIONS!
Kirby: Ready, set...
King Dedede: ...GO!
Narrator: The pushed the others at full speed toward Ganondorf toward a big pit of leaves, and it was covered in water.
Ganondorf: Oh, crap! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Narrator: A Ganondorf was loud scream escaped from Ganondorf, as she knocked down into the water. Finally, his voice was cut short when she disappeared. His body popped off, and a big splash waved right toward the gang.
Pikachu: YAY!!!!!!! We done it! Now we just need to give Ganondorf a shot and we'll put him in jail.
(The body appears & he is complete)
Ganondorf: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't hurt me!
King Dedede: Too late, Ganondorf! (laughs)
Ganondorf: (coughs) I just splat her into the water, I just coughed!
Giovanni: That's it, you are getting the 17 days.
Ganondorf: NOOOO! NOT THE 17 DAYS!
Giovanni: YES 17 DAYS! (slams door) Good-bye. See you never!