Cast
- Orson as Stan
- Wade as Kyle
- Roy as Cartman
- Booker as Kenny
- Sheldon as Butters
- Lanolin as Wendy
- Garfield as Chef
- Plato as Mr. Garrison
- Jon Arbuckle as Mr. Mackey
- Liz Wilson as Principal Victoria
- Bo as Randy Marsh
- The Female Chicken as Sharon Marsh
- Odie as Gerald Broflovski
- Female Turtle as Sheila Broflovski
- Cloe as Bebe Stevens
- Winston as Craig Tucker
- The Weasel as Scott Tenorman