Gerald wants gold but Arthur and DW ban him.
- Narrator: One day, Gerald, Arthur, and DW went to the mine. When Gerald saw some gold, he went crazy!
- Gerald: Can I have gold?
- Arthur: No.
- DW: And this gold stinks.
- Gerald: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING!!! I WANT GOLD! BOOOOOOOOOOING!
- DW: Knock it off, Gerald! Or we will leave the mine.
- Arthur: Shut up DW.
- Narrator:Then Arthur pulled out a shotgun and shooted DW,when he shooted DW,a big hole was in DW's body and her guts all falled out.
- Gerald:F**king Arthur! Boing!
- Narrator:Then Gerald pulled out a Windows 98 logo and sliced Arthur in half.
- Narrator:Then Gerald grabbed the shotgun and shoot himself,then the world exploded.
- Moral of the story:Silver is better