- Ladybug: Please, Gideon. I am stuck in a flytrap and now I can't get out. (breaks a man of woe's legs)
- Narrator (Gideon): My name is Gideon. On a ship...
- Flying Dutchman: Howl with me, ablaze with fear!
- Kid: Those guys are dorks.
- Flying Dutchman: Yes, they are my dorks.
- Gideon: When I was a ghost of the Flying Dutchman,
- Guy: Aaaaaaaaaah! MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Gideon (Narrator): Big Idea and Columbia Pictures present "Gideon and the Magic Railroad". Rated G. But we, PG-13.
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