God Bless The Child is a YTV All-Stars spoof to the Simpsons song of the same name. It is sung by Ash's little sister Mary Ketchum, as she performs at a talent show held at the Cartoon University.


  • It is the night of the elementary talent show at the Cartoon University. Ash, Kevin, Rex, Mitchie, Rikochet, and Audrey are ready to watch Mary sing. With help from Julie Kane and Bonnie Ferguson, Mary sings God Bless The Child. After the song ends, Rabbit, Donkey Kong, The Headmistress and Principal Prince praise Mary.


  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary Ketchum (Kerry Williams)
  3. Kevin Keene (Matt Hill)
  4. Rex Salazar (Daryl Sabara)
  5. Mitchie O'Hara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  7. Audrey Jones (Grey DeLisle)
  8. Rabbit (Tom Kenny)
  9. Donkey Kong (Richard Yearwood)
  10. The Headmistress (Candi Milo)
  11. Principal Jasmine Prince (Kari Wahlgren)
  12. Julie Kane (Kate Miccuci)
  13. Bonnie Ferguson (Stephanie Morgenstern)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video at the Cartoon University by night)
  • (Inside, a talent show is held as Rabbit, D.K., The Headmistress and Principal Prince arrive on stage)
  • Rabbit: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to tonight's annual talent show.
  • Donkey Kong: We are so excited to see elementary school students sing.
  • Ash: I hope my little sister is coming.
  • Kevin: You got it.
  • Rex: Mary is your adopted sister.
  • Mitchie: Even Wilhelmina and Steven are your mom and dad.
  • Rikochet: Life would always be the same.
  • Audrey: Me too.
  • The Headmistress: It's time for Mary to sing God Bless The Child!
  • Principal Prince: Here she is right now!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Mary steps into the stage)
  • Mary: Um, (clearing throat) Can you hear me in the speaker?
  • Julie: Loud and clear, Mary.
  • Mary: Oh, good. Thank you, ma'am, for letting me be in a real studio. It's a genuine thrill, ma'am. Could I trouble you with one request?
  • Julie: Sure thing.
  • Mary: No synthetic sound, please I want all live musicians Them that's got, shall get Them that's not, shall lose So the Bible says and it still is news Mama may have, Papa may have, God bless the child that's got his own That's got his own It's the strong, get smart While the weak ones fade And if I get stumped They'll never make the grade Mama may have,Papa may have, God bless the child that's got his own That's got his own When you've got money You've got lots of friends Crowded 'round the door But when it's gone And all else find an ends Well, they don't come round no more Which relations give Crust of bread and such You can help yourself But don't take too much Mama may have, Papa may have, God bless the child that's got his own That's got his own.
  • Bonnie: Well that was lovely, Miss Mary, very soulful.
  • Mary: Thank you, Miss Ferguson.
  • Bonnie: Now let's play a lil' blues.
  • (Mary and Bonnie blow their horns)
  • (God Bless The Child ends)
  • Mary:

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