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Narrator: One day, Gopher and Roo went to a video store. When Stitch saw a 2003 VHS of Finding Nemo, it happened.

Gopher: Can I have that Finding Nemo VHS, Roo?

Roo: No, Gopher. You have many videos at home.

Gopher: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT 2003 FINDING NEMO VHS!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

Roo: YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: And so Gopher was locked in his room, the next day......

Gopher: Can I please have that Hiro 2011 train?

Roo: Too bad, Gopher my buddy! You have many trains at home!

Gopher: WAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT 2011 HIRO TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roo: YOU SUCK, GOPHER!!!!!!!!! YOU GONNA GET SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME!!!!!!

Gopher: NOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAUGH!!!!!! I STILL WANT THAT HIRO TRAIN!!!!!!!!

Narrator: Roo ran away from Gopher's tantrum when the police officers arrived.

Pooh: What's this?! GOPHER FLAMBE??? Gopher: Stop! I'm not gonna see any more Thomas trains!!!

Tigger: You're under arrest, young man!!!!!!

Gopher: ROO DON'T BELIEVE ME WANT TO DRAG ME OUT OF THE STORE!!!!!!!!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!

Tigger: We'll wrap you in toilet paper, Stitch!

Gopher: (muffles) Hey! I feel like a mummy.

My Melody: Mummy?! Who's that mummy?

Gopher: I am! In the 2000s BC!

Narrator: Later, Tigger, Roo, Pooh, My Melody, Chococat, were playing dodgeball in a field.

Tigger: Ready?

My Melody & Chococat: GO!

My Melody : DIE, GOPHER, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roo: LOOK OUT, GOPHER!!!!!!

Gopher: (Ball hits him and falls into ravine with lava) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roo: Ha! I win!

(Booming)

My Melody and Chococat: YAAAAAAY!!!!!

My Melody: WE DEFEATED GOPHER!!!!!!!!

Major Glory: Why are you so flabbergasted, sinior Gopher? Gopher: I got defeated and you guys hit me into ravine!!

Tigger: You can talk to us for six months.

Gopher: OH NO!!!!!! NOT SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!!

Tigger: YEES!!!!! SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!

Gopher: Why me? Why me?!

Pooh: (opens a container of zapping laser) Why you? Here's why!!!!!!

Gopher: AAAAAAAUUGH!!!!!!!! I HATE LASER!!!!! HELP!!! HEEEEEELLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Newspaper Man: Cut! That's not very good. Anyway, Gopher began to throw several tantrums, and he got big trouble.

Owl: GRRR!!!!!! Silly man cub...........I will kill him.....dead or ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

Roo: Oh, no. Gopher's gonna eat all my fruit and he'll be mad at me for not letting him have a 2003 Finding Nemo tape or 2011 Hiro train. Tigger: Don't worry, Roo.

Pooh: A train that passed by me was blue. I'm blue too.

Narrator: Somethin' passed like the Polar Express. Something fast, something beautiful........

(A Barney-styled Dinosaur comes chugging by)

Gopher: Oooh! What's this? (4,000000 wolves come out of the train)

Gopher: OH NO!!!!! WEREWOLVES!!!!!!!! AAAAAAH.......

Werewolves: We want your money, mancub!!!!!!!!

Another Werewolves: We want a salary!!!!

Gopher: NEVER!!!!!!!

Werewolves (jump into train): Never mind. We're going home now. Goodbye! (Pooh, Major Glory and Tigger cover Gopher with a net)

Gopher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOOOOPP!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!!!!!!

Tigger: You're under arrest, Gopher!!!!!!

Gopher: I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!!

Owl: Bad animal!!!!!!!!

Gopher: No way! I'll kill you!!!!

Tigger: You're under arrest. You will stay here until you learn to stop throwing tantrums.

Gopher: But how long can I stay for?

Major Glory: 90 days. Goodbye.

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