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Granpsychiatrist is the first episode of the fourth season of Buster the Bunny and Friends, and the 79th episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas & Friends episode Granpuff.
- Buster Bunny as Thomas
- Hamton J. Pig as Percy
- Bugs Bunny as Toby
- Furrball as Duck
- Dr. Otto ScratchNSniff (From Animaniacs) as Duke
- Mr. Plotz (From Animaniacs) as Sir Handel/Falcon
- Li'l Sneezer as Peter Sam/Stuart
- Silas Wonder as Smudger
- Yakko (From Animaniacs) as Skarloey (Cameo Role)
- Wakko (From Animaniacs) as Rheneas (Cameo Role)
- Various Passengers as Themselves
- Various Animators as Various Crews
- Rotor the Walrus (From Sonic the Hedgehog) as Henry (Cameo Role)
- Knuckles the Echidna (From Sonic the Hedgehog) as Gordon (Cameo Role)
Narrator: "One winter's night, when the cold wind blew, the toons found it hard to sleep."
Bugs: "What we need..."
Narrator: "Suggested Bugs,"
Bugs: "Is to listen to a story."
Narrator: "Said Hamton."
Narrator: "A mysterious story."
Narrator: "Added Furrball,"
Furrball: "It must have a happy ending."
Buster: "My animator told me a story,"
Narrator: "Said Buster, so everyone listened."
Buster: "Once upon a time,"
Narrator: "Began Buster."
Buster: "There were three little toons, who lived in their own little house on their own little village. Their names were Dr. Otto ScratchNSniff, Li'l Sneezer, and Mr. Thaddeus Plotz. Dr. ScratchNSniff was the oldest, and was named after his grace, Duke Otto Von ScratchNSniff. He was proud of this, and liked to keep the younger toons in order.
Whenever they did anything that Dr. ScratchNSniff thought wrong, he would say,"
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "That would never suit his grace."
Buster: "Other toons came and went, but Dr. ScratchNSniff outlasted them all.
Sneezer and Mr. Plotz used to call him 'Granpsychiatrist.' They were fond of him, but they got very tired of hearing all about 'his grace.'
Sometimes they would tease him and chant,"
Sneezer and Mr. Plotz: "Toons come and toons go, Granpsychiatrist goes on forever."
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "You impertinent scallywags!"
Buster: "Dr. ScratchNSniff would say."
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "Whatever are you toons coming to?"
Sneezer: "Never mind, Granpsychiatrist. We're only young once."
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "Well, you better mind. Unless you want to end up like Silas Vonder."
Sneezer: "Oh, Granpsychiatrist? What ever happened?"
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "Silas,"
Buster: "Said Dr. ScratchNSniff,"
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "Was a show-off!
He rode roughly and often lost his loads.
I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice."
Silas Wonder: "Listen, Scratchy,"
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "He said,"
Silas Wonder: "Who worries about a few spills?"
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "'We do here,' I said, but Silas just laughed."
Silas Wonder: "He he he he he!"
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "Until vone day, the animator said he vas going to make him usevul at last. Silas stopped laughing then."
Sneezer: "Well, why? What did he do?"
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "He turned him into a generator. He's still out there behind our house. He'll never move again."
Buster: "After that, Sneezer and Mr. Plotz became really useful toons, and all three were happy together for many years.
Then, hard times came. The mines in the hills closed, and the village was closed, too. People came to buy the toons."
Passengers: "We'll take Sneezer and Mr. Plotz."
Buster: "No one wanted Dr. ScratchNSniff. They thought him 'Too old'."
Sneezer: "Cheer up, Granpsychiatrist."
Buster: "Called Sneezer."
Sneezer: "We'll find you a nice village, and then you can come and keep us in order."
Buster: "They tried to be brave and cheerful, but no one really thought their dreams would come true.
Dr. ScratchNSniff's animators polished and greased his head one last time. They sheeted him snugly, and said good-bye. Then they had to go away and find work. Dr. ScratchNSniff was alone.
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "Oh, vell."
Buster: "He sighed."
Dr. ScratchNSniff: "I'll go to sleep. It'll help to pass the time."
Buster: Winter torrents washed soil from the hills. Trees and bushes grew all around. You wouldn't have known a house was there, let alone a psychiatrist asleep inside."
Hamton: "That's not a happy ending!"
Narrator: "Cried Hamton."
Narrator: "Murmured Buster."
Buster: "There will be one, but that will have to wait until next time."
- Footage Copyright: Warner Bros., Sega, Dic Enterainment/Cookie Jar