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  • Thomas
  • Percy
  • Toby
  • Duck
  • Duke
  • Stuart
  • Falcon
  • Smudger
  • The Mid Sodor Railway Manager (does not speak)
  • Henry (cameo)
  • Gordon (cameo)
  • Skarloey (cameo)
  • Rheneas (cameo)
  • Jeremiah Jobling (cameo)
  • Duke of Sodor (indirectly mentioned)
  • Other Mid Sodor Railway Engines (indirectly mentioned)


  • George Carlin: One winter's night when the cold wind blew, the engines found it hard to sleep.
  • Toby: What we need...
  • George Carlin: Suggested Toby.
  • Toby: to listen to a story.
  • Percy: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Agreed Percy.
  • Percy: A mysterious story.
  • Duck: But...
  • George Carlin: Added Duck.
  • Duck: must have a happy ending.
  • Thomas: Driver told me a story.
  • George Carlin: Said Thomas, so everyone listened.
  • Thomas: Once upon a time...
  • George Carlin: Began Thomas. They were 3 little engines who lived their own little shed on their own little railway. Their names were Duke, Stuart and Falcon. Duke was the oldest and was name after his grace, the Duke of Sodor. He was proud of this and love to keep the little ones in order. Whenever they had anything that Duke thought wrong, he would say...
  • Duke: That would never suit his Grace.
  • George Carlin: Other engines came and went but Duke outlast them at all. Stuart and Falcon used to call him "Granpuff". They were fun of him, but they got very tired and hearing all about his Grace. Sometimes they were teasing and chant...
  • Stuart and Falcon: Engines come and engines go, Granpuff goes on forever!
  • Duke: You impurtanded scallywags!
  • George Carlin: Duke would say.
  • Duke: Whatever are you engines coming to?
  • Falcon: Never mind, Granpuff. We're only young once.
  • Duke: Well you better mind, unless you want to end up like Smudger.
  • Stuart: Ooh! Granpuff, whatever happened?
  • Duke: Smudger...
  • George Carlin: Said Duke.
  • Duke: ...was a showoff. He rode roughly often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice.
  • Smudger: Listen, Dukie.
  • George Carlin: He snarled.
  • Smudger: Who worries about their few spills?
  • Duke: We do here, I said, but Smudger just laughed.
  • Smudger: (laughs)
  • Duke: Until one day, manager said he was gonna make himself useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then.
  • Stuart: Why? What did he do?
  • Duke: He turned him into a generator. He still out there behind our shed. He'll never move again.
  • George Carlin: After that, Stuart and Falcon became really useful engines and all 3 were happy together for many years. Then hard times came. The mines and the hills closed and the railway was closed too. People came to buy the engines.
  • People: We'll take Stuart and Falcon.
  • George Carlin: No-one wanted Duke. They thought him too old.
  • Stuart: Cheer up, Granpuff.
  • George Carlin: Called Stuart.
  • Stuart: We'll find you a nice railway and then you can come and keep us in order.
  • George Carlin: They tried to be brave and cheerful, but no-one really thought their dreams would come true. Duke's driver and fireman oiled and greased him 1 last time. They sheeted and snugly and said goodbye, then they had to go away and find work. Duke was alone.
  • Duke: Oh well.
  • George Carlin: He sighed.
  • Duke: I'll go to sleep. It'll help me pass the time.
  • George Carlin: Winter torrents washed soil from the hills. Trees and bushes grew all around. You wouldn't know the shed was there, let alone the little engine sleep inside.
  • Percy: That's not a happy ending!
  • George Carlin: Cried Percy.
  • Thomas: Ah.
  • George Carlin: Murmured Thomas.
  • Thomas: There will be one, but that'll have to wait until next time.

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