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Happy Birthday, Ruff Ruffman is a Fetch With Ruff Ruffman video released on May 31, 2017. It appears before Season 6 premieres.

Plot

  • In today's doggy-mite birthday adaptation, Ruff Ruffman is celebrating his birthday and is joining forces with characters from Star Versus The Forces of Evil, Sabrina: The Animated Series, Pokemon, Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures, What's New, Scooby-Doo?, The Powerpuff Girls, Sonic X, Cardcaptors, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Mucha Lucha, Hoop-a-Joop, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, The Simpsons, The Accidentally Series, Jackie Chan Adventures, Static Shock, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, Randy Cunningham, X-Men Evolution, Kick Buttowski, WarioWare Tooned, Archie's Weird Mysteries, Star Fox, Tiny Toon Adventures, Xiaolin Showdown and Loonatics Unleashed, as they throw a big party at Studio G.

Cast

From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From Fetch With Ruff Ruffman

  1. Ruff Ruffman (Jim Conroy)

From Star Versus The Forces of Evil

  1. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
  2. Brittany Wong (Minae Noji)
  3. Marco Diaz (Adam McArthur)
  4. Jackie Lynn Thomas (Grey DeLisle)
  5. Janna Sullivan (Grey DeLisle)
  6. Hope Roberts (Grey DeLisle)
  7. Ferguson McCoy (Nate Torrence)
  8. Alfonzo Lopez (Matt Chapman)
  9. Oscar Greason (Jon Heder)

From Sabrina: The Animated Series

  1. Sabrina Spellman (Emily Hart)
  2. Hilda Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart)
  3. Zelda Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)

From Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures

  1. Pac-Man (Erin Mathews)
  2. Spiral (Sam Vincent)
  3. Cylindria (Andrea Libman)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From The Powerpuff Girls

  1. Blossom (Catherine Cavadini)
  2. Bubbles (Tara Strong)
  3. Buttercup (Elizabeth Daily)

From Sonic X

  1. Sonic (Jason Griffith)
  2. Knuckles (Dan Green)
  3. Tails (Amy Palant)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  4. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
  5. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Penn Zero: Part Time Hero

  1. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
  2. Boone Wiseman (Adam DeVine)
  3. Sashi Kobayashi (Tania Gunadi)

From The Mummy: The Animated Series

  1. Alexander O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
  2. Evelyn O'Connell (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Richard O'Connell (John Schneider)

From Jumanji

  1. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)
  2. Alan Parish (Bill Fagerbakke)
  3. Judy Shepard (Debi Derryberry)

From The Simpsons

  1. Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta)
  2. Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner)
  3. Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright)
  4. Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith)
  5. Maggie Simpson (Josie Foster)

From The Accidentally Series

  1. Amy Flowers (Kathleen Barr)
  2. Fiona Von Steig (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  3. Marley Clarkson (Candi Milo)
  4. Lorelei Bernstein (Debi Derryberry)
  5. Kiwi Adair (Grey DeLisle)
  6. Michiko Ohara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  7. Elise Wilkins (Jennifer Hale)
  8. Jenelle Renwick (Andrea Libman)
  9. Lucia Peterson (Katie Griffin)

From Jackie Chan Adventures

  1. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  2. Uncle Chan (Sab Shimono)
  3. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  4. Viper (Susan Eisenberg)
  5. Tohru (Noah Nelson)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V

  1. Yuya Sakaki (Michael Liscio Jr.)
  2. Gong Strong (Billy Bob Thompson)
  3. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  4. Declan Akaba (Billy Bob Thompson)
  5. Sora Shiunin (Eileen Stevens)
  6. Shay Kurosaki (Matt Shipman)

From Randy Cunningham

  1. Randy Cunningham (Ben Schwartz)
  2. Howard Weinerman (Andrew Caldwell)
  3. Theresa Fowler (Sarah Hyland)
  4. Heidi Weinerman (Cassie Scerbo)

From X-Men Evolution

  1. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
  2. James "Logan" Howlett (Scott McNeil)
  3. Rogue (Meghan Black)
  4. Ororo Munroe (Kirsten Williamson)
  5. Kitty Pryde (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  6. Evan Daniels (Neil Denis)
  7. Kurt Wagner (Brad Swaile)
  8. Jean Grey (Venus Terzo)

From Kick Buttowski

  1. Kick Buttowski (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Brad Buttowski (Danny Cooksey)
  3. Brianna Buttowski (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Honey Buttowski (Kari Wahlgren)
  5. Harold Buttowski (Brian Stepanek)

From WarioWare Tooned

  1. Wario (Clancy Brown)
  2. Waluigi (Jaleel White)
  3. Jimmy T. (Phil LaMarr)
  4. Jimmy P. (Jeff Bennett)
  5. Mona (Jennifer Hale)
  6. Dribble (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  7. Spitz (Dee Bradley Baker)
  8. Kat (Lauren Tom)
  9. Ana (Britt McKillip)
  10. 9-Volt (Tara Strong)
  11. 18-Volt (Charlie Adler)
  12. Dr. Crygor (Jim Cummings)
  13. Mike The Karaoke Robot (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Penny Crygor (Kath Soucie)
  15. Orbulon (Frank Welker)
  16. Ashley (Grey DeLisle)
  17. Young Cricket (Jason Marsden)
  18. Master Mantis (James Sie)

From Archie's Weird Mysteries

  1. Archie Andrews (Andrew Rannells)
  2. Reggie Mantle (Paul Sosso)
  3. Betty Cooper (America Young)
  4. Veronica Lodge (Camille Schmidt)
  5. Jughead Jones (Chris Lundquist)

From Star Fox

  1. Fox McCloud (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. Falco Lombardi (Derek Stephen Prince)
  3. Krystal (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Slippy Toad (Tom Gibis)
  5. Peppy Hare (Michael Lindsay)

From Tiny Toon Adventures

  1. Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
  2. Hamton J. Pig (Don Messick)
  3. Babs Bunny (Tress MacNeille)
  4. Plucky Duck (Joe Alaskey)
  5. Fifi La Fume (Kath Soucie)
  6. Shirley McLoon (Gail Matthius)
  7. Sweetie Pie (Candi Milo)
  8. Furrball (Frank Welker)
  9. Dizzy Devil (Maurice LaMarche)
  10. Gogo Dodo (Frank Welker)
  11. Calamity Coyote (Frank Welker)
  12. Little Beeper (Frank Welker)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

Thomas Stories

  1. Duck Takes Charge
  2. Pop Goes The Diesel
  3. Diesel's Devious Deed
  4. A Close Shave For Duck

Songs In Ruff Ruffman's Birthday Karaoke Hosted By Grandma Ruffman

  1. Stitches
  2. This Is What I Want (sung by Pac-Man)
  3. Breakaway (sung by Mel Blake)
  4. L.A. Love
  5. Clumsy
  6. Bulletproof
  7. Hut Me Baby One More Time
  8. What You Waiting For?
  9. Baby Don't Lie
  10. Popular
  11. Come
  12. Glowing in the Dark

Trivia

  • This marks Ruff Ruffman's famous anniversary.
  • Kimiko has worn her The Apprentice outfit since Season 1.
  • Characters from Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures return.
  • The sounds of the chords of Mel's guitar are the same as Kelly Lynn Barber from a YouTube video.
  • The Following Thomas Stories focus on Duck and Diesel.

Transcript

  • (We begin this home video with the 1978 WGBH logo)
  • (We are then followed by the 1994-1997 Hanna Barbera All-Stars Action logo)
  • (The 2007 HiT Entertainment logo is the third to appear)
  • (We afterwards open with the Fetch With Ruff Ruffman theme song)
  • Ruff Ruffman: Life was missing its mystique My sqeaky toys had lost their squeak And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and BAM! My destiny is calling me! Pitched my vision for a show They loved it! Thought I was a pro They got my contract back to find To their alarm a dog had signed.
  • Background Singing Cats: Fetch!
  • Ruff: Oh, I like that name.
  • Cats: With Ruff Ruffman.
  • Ruff: I didn't wait to renovate Found 6 contestants, all were great! And now, I'm on the road to fame I've got a gameshow and its name is...
  • Cats: Fetch!
  • Ruff: It's very catchy!
  • Cats: With Ruff Ruffman.
  • Ruff: It rolls off the tongue! Can someone tell me why cats are singing?
  • Cats: With Ruff Ruffman Fetch!
  • (We then find the YTV characters exploring Studio G)
  • Ash: What is this place?
  • Raimundo: It looks peculiar to me.
  • Mel: We're in Studio G.
  • Meilin: It's where we compete in challenges.
  • Shaggy: Like, Ruff is coming at any moment right now.
  • Ash: And he's celebrating his birthday.
  • Lexi: Good thinking, Ash.
  • Ash: Huh?
  • Lexi: Grandma Ruffman is hosting this Birthday Karaoke.
  • Ash: Oh boy!
  • Mary: Look, big brother, Ruff is on the screen.
  • (Ruff Ruffman appears on the screen)
  • Ruff Ruffman: Welcome one and all.
  • Sakura: We just remembered you.
  • Madison: It's been a pleasure.
  • Rikochet: Remember when me and Scooby surfed perfectly?
  • Flea: The Flea wants to have a birthday.
  • Ruff: It's where all contestants sing in my grandma's Birthday Karaoke.
  • Mona: All right!
  • Penny: I remember when Mel and I became Beekeepers.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'll be helping Gonger of the Furchester Hotel with the Diesel trilogy.
  • Virgil: Hello, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Richie: We're so happy to see you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oh yes indeed, Richie. Today is Ruff Ruffman's birthday, and we're in.
  • Alex: Yes!
  • Peter: Do you know about Duck?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Peter. He came to the Island of Sodor to visit Percy. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Duck Takes Charge starts)
  • Percy: Do you know what?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy.
  • Gordon: What?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grunted Gordon.
  • Percy: Do you know what?
  • Gordon: Silly!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Of course I don't know what. If you don't tell me what what is.
  • Percy: Sir Topham Hatt says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a bigger engine to help me.
  • James: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: Any engine could do it. If you work hard and chatterless, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy went off to get some coaches.
  • Percy: That stupid old signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a signal and gone backwards instead of forwards.
  • Percy: No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little engine and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he didn't know how. By the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. He brought some coaches to the station.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look tired.
  • Percy: Yes sir, I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my dome or on my wheels.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look the right way up to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up. The new engine is bigger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbour? Thomas and Toby will help too.
  • Percy: Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The new engine arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What's your name?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Duck: Montague, sir, but I'm usually called Duck. They say I waddle. I don't really, sir, but I like Duck better than Montague.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Duck it shall be. Here, Percy, show Duck around.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The two engines went off together. Soon they were very busy. James, Gordon and Henry watched Duck quietly doing his work.
  • Henry: He seems a simple sort of engine.
  • James: We'll have some fun and order him about.
  • Henry, Gordon, James: (quacking noises) Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Smoke billowed everywhere. Percy was cross, but Duck took no notice.
  • Duck: They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, Percy?
  • Percy: Yes they do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Percy.
  • Duck: Right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: We'll soon stop that nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whispered something.
  • Duck: We'll do it later.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extroitnary noise.
  • Henry, Gordon and James: Wheesh! (snorting noises)
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said and hurried to the yard. Duck and Percy calmly sat on the switches outside the shed, refusing to let the engines in. Gordon, James and Henry were furious.
  • (Gordon, James and Henry blew their whistles loudly)
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Stop that noise!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bellowed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Gordon: They won't let us in!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Duck, explain this behavior.
  • Duck: Beg pardon, sir, but I'm a great western engine. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. Percy and I will be glad if you like to inform these, um, engines that we only take orders from you.
  • (James and Gordon blew their whistles loudly)
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Quiet!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Percy and Duck, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon, Henry and James sniggered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: As for you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've been worse. You made a disturbance. Duck is quite right. This is my railway and I give the orders.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: After Percy went away, Duck was left to manage alone. He did so...easily!
  • (Duck Takes Charge ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Duck had his first arrival.
  • Jade: Whoa.
  • Buena Girl: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Ruff: We'll do a birthday karaoke right now.
  • All the YTV characters: Right you are, Ruff.
  • (Soon, the birthday karaoke starts as Grandma Ruffman arrives)
  • Grandma Ruffman: Welcome one and all to The Fetch Karaoke.
  • Evy: I knew this'll be exciting.
  • Rick: So do I.
  • Grandma Ruffman: Let's hear it for Ash and Mary. They're starting off with To Be A Master.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Ash and Mary sing To Be A Master)
  • Ash and Mary: Go! Go! Whoo! So you want to be a Pokémon Master? I got 2 B the one, the only one who can withstand the test 'n B the best. I got 2 strive, keep up the drive, B a Master. It takes a different kind of skill and I won't stop until 150 Pokémon are mine. I must define the art of capture (of all Pokémon). 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na It's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Poké Ball Go...Go... Pokémon Got my badges and my Poké Ball. Got my buddy Pikachu 2 help me try 2 catch 'em all (Gotta catch 'em all!). Yo, it's all about the evolution of the Pokémon The training attaining N' bein' part of the phenomenon. B a Pokémaster icon... Ha! Team Rocket will B long gone But first U gotta know about the different types: Grass, Fire, Ground, Flame, Electric, Water, Rock, Flying, Ice, Normal, Bug, Ghost, Fighting & Dragon... Don't forget about Psychic! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Yo, like I said before, it's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Greatest master of Pokémon Mmmm... Somewhat impressive Now you've reached the Plateau But not yet a hero R U ready 2 meet and defeat... The Elite? Can I expect survival against your Rival? And remember... Gotta catch 'em all! Show me what you've got! Poké Ball Go...Go... Poké Ball Go! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B writin' a brand new chapter 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master. Pokémon Master The greatest Master Pokémon Master I will be writin' The greatest Chapter Sing it Na na na na na na na na... Greatest Master of Pokémon.
  • (To Be A Master ends)
  • Ash: We made it!
  • Mary: All right!
  • Grandma Ruffman: Time for the second song to begin. It's called This Is What I Want, sung by Pac-Man.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Pac-Man sings This Is What I Want)
  • Pac-Man: I never thought I'd come back around I never thought I'd see you again And it took one night when I packed my life And one to take it out again I took a look at a photograph Where we didn't even notice the lens Something came to life from that 3 by 5 It was you and me and innocence This is what I want, this is what I need This is exactly what I've been waiting for This is what I want, this is what I need This is exactly what I've been waiting for I set it up in a picture frame Then I put a nail into the wall And time has put lines here on my face But it doesn't matter now at all 'Cause it was me and you when we were together It was me and you when we were apart It was me and you in my mind And it was me and you in my heart This is what I want, this is what I need This is exactly what I've been waiting for It took so long to find it, some they never will A color print it took time and it held it still This is what I want, this is what I need This is exactly what I've been waiting for This is what I want, this is what I need This is exactly what I've been waiting for.
  • (This Is What I Want ends)
  • Pac-Man: All right! I did it!
  • Grandma Ruffman: Our third song is Breakaway. It is sung by Mel Blake.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Mel sings Breakaway through her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: Yes! I made it!
  • Grandma Ruffman: On The Floor is our fourth song. It's sung by Hope Roberts, with Penn Zero as Pitbull.
  • (The Crowd cheers in joy as Hope sings On The Floor, with Penn as Pitbull joining in)
  • Penn: J-Lo!
  • Hope: It's a new generation (Mr. Worldwide) of party people.
  • Penn: Get on the floor (dale) Get on the floor (dale) RedOne!
  • Hope: Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, huh.
  • Penn: I’m loose And everybody knows I get off the chain Baby it’s the truth I’m like Inception, I play with your brain So don’t sleep or snooze I don’t play no games so don’t do-do-don't get it confused no 'cause you will lose yeah Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up And back it up like a Tonka truck Dale.
  • Hope: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor If you're a party freak then step on the floor If you're an animalthen tear up the floor Break a sweat on the floor Yeah we work on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Pick your body up and drop it on the floor Let the rhythm change your world on the floor You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to L.A. New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!) Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor I know you got it clap your hands on the floor And keep on rockin’, rock it up on the floor If you’re a criminal kill it on the floor Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Its getting ill It's getting sick on the floor We never quit, we never rest on the floor If I ain’t wrong we’ll probably die on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!)
  • Penn and Hope: Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • Penn: That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy Seven tray donkey donk All I need is some vodka, some chonkey coke And watch it she gon' get donkey konged Baby if you’re ready for things to get heavy I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me Dale Don’t believe me just bet me My name ain’t Keath but I see why you Sweat me L.A. Miami New York Say no more get on the floor Get on the floor.
  • Hope: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (On The Floor ends)
  • Penn: We did it.
  • Hope: Oh, you're my hero!
  • (Gonger hits the gong at that moment)
  • Gonger: Story break!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Gonger, put that Gong away!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's too loud!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Calm down, you two. It's Diesel's visit to Duck on the Island of Sodor.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Pop Goes The Diesel starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The cars and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.
  • Duck: There are two ways of doing things.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck told them.
  • Duck: The Great Western way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and...
  • Henry, Gordon and James: Don't we know it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They groaned. The engines were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Sir Topham Hatt introduce him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.
  • Diesel: Good morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.
  • Diesel: Please to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The silly engines were flattered.
  • Engines: He has very good manners.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They murmured.
  • Engines: We're pleased to have in our yard.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck had his doubts.
  • Duck: Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said. Diesel purred after him.
  • Diesel: Your worth Top...
  • Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.
  • Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
  • Duck: Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my cars while I fetch Gordon's coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel delighted to show off, purred away. When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some cars from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move.
  • Diesel: Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
  • Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The cars groaned.
  • Cars: We can't! We won't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck watched with interest. Diesel lost patience.
  • Diesel: Grrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He roared, and gave a great heave. The cars jerked forward.
  • Cars: Ohhh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Cars: We can't! We won't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
  • Diesel: Grrrr!
  • Duck: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and try to push the cars back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other cars.
  • Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.
  • Diesel: Don't you want this lot?
  • Duck: No thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel gulped.
  • Diesel: And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?
  • Duck: You never asked me. Besides.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
  • Diesel: Grrrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the cars were laughing and singing at him.
  • Cars: Cars are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong cars out, Pop Goes The Diesel!
  • Diesel: Grrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.
  • (Pop Goes The Diesel ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Diesel got his first visit.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: You're right.
  • Grandma Ruffman: Our fifth song is Gwen Stefani's Wind It Up. It is sung by Kimiko Tohomiko.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Kimiko sings Wind It Up)
  • Kimiko: High on the hill with the lonely goatherd Layee odelayee odelay heehoo Yodel back with the girl and goatherd Layee odelayee odeloh Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh (Yeah) This is the key that makes us wind up When the beat comes on the girls all line up And the boys all look but no they can't touch But the girls want to know why boys like us so much They like the way we dance, they like the way we work They like the way the L.A.M.B. is going cross my shirt They like the way my pants, it compliments my shape (She's crazy, right?) They like the way we react every time we hear the Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! Wind it up! (Come on) Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh You got to let the beat get under your skin You got to open up and let it all in But see, once it gets in, the popping begins Then you'll find out why all the boys stare See? They're trying to bite our style, trying to study our approach They like the way we do it, so original I guess that they are slow, so they should leave the room This beat is for the clubs and cars that go Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! (Whenever you're ready) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh Uh huh, this is your moment Uh huh, come on girl, you know you own it Uh huh, you know your key is still tick tockin' Hell yeah, but you know they're watchin' Get it girl, get it, get it girl Get it girl, get it, get it girl To the front, to the side To the back but don't let him ride Keep goin' girl, it's your night Don't let him steal your light I know he thinks you're fine and stuff But does he know how to wind you up? (Come on) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodelay, hey.
  • (Wind It Up ends)
  • Kimiko: Yes! I made it!
  • Omi: Whoa!
  • Clay: Ah never seen that girl sing that before.
  • Raimundo: Me neither.
  • Grandma Ruffman: Our sixth song is Offspring's All I Want. Sung by Brad Buttowski!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Brad sings All I Want)
  • Brad: Okay Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
  • (Brad starts dancing with Brittany)
  • Brad: Day after day your home life's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect, you get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your piece. So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
  • (Brad starts twirling Brittany)
  • Brad: How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool, you feel like a lie You've played by their rules, now it's their turn to try So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want. I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
  • (All I Want ends)
  • Brittany: (as Brad dipped her) Oh, Brad, you're such a good singer and a dancer.
  • Brad: Yeah, I know, Brittany.
  • Star: That's impossible! Brittany doesn't like me!
  • Kick: What a coincidence.
  • Grandma Ruffman: Our seventh song is Genie In A Bottle. Sung by Michiko Ohara.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Michiko sings Genie In A Bottle)
  • Michiko: Come on, come on Ohh, whow. I feel like I've been locked up tight For a century of lonely nights Waiting for someone to release me You're lickin' your lips And blowing kisses my way But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away Baby, baby, baby (Baby baby baby...) Ooohhh, my body's sayin' let's go Ooohhh, but my heart is sayin' no If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true You gotta make a big impression (Oh yeah) Gotta like what you do (I'm a genie in a bottle baby Gotta rub me the right way honey I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come, come on and let me out) The music's fading and the lights down low Just one more dance and then we're good to go Waiting for someone Who needs me Hormones racing at the speed of light But that don't mean it's gotta be tonight Baby, baby, baby (Baby baby baby...) Ooohhh, my body's sayin' let's go Ooohhh, but my heart is sayin' no (but my heart is sayin' no) If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle (I'm a genie in a bottle) You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me (Ohh) I can make your wish come true (Your wish come true ohh) Just come and set me free baby And I'll be with you (I'm a genie in a bottle baby Gotta rub me the right way honey I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come, come on and let me out) I'm a genie in a bottle baby Gotta rub me the right way honey (If you wanna be with me) I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come, come on and let me out Ooohhh, my body's sayin' lets go Ooohhh, but my heart is sayin' no If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle (I'm a genie in a bottle) You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true Just come and set me free, baby And I'll be with you If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle (In a bottle baby) You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me (If you wanna be with me) I can make your wish come true Just come and set me free baby And I'll be with you I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come, come on and let me out.
  • (Genie In A Bottle ends)
  • Michiko: I'm the best!
  • Scott: Hey, Mitch, long time no see.
  • Michiko: (squealing with excitement) Scott Lawton!
  • Scott: Now, now, Mitch. I'm here to...
  • (Michiko kisses Scott several times, causing him to blush)
  • Scott: ...congratulate you.
  • Grandma Ruffman: Our eighth song is Me and My Teddy. It's a Barney classic sung by Chelsea Mihara.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Chelsea sings Me and My Teddy)
  • Chelsea: Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
  • (Me and My Teddy ends)
  • Chelsea: (hugging Mr. Lovable tightly) I knew we'd be winning.
  • (Gonger hits the gong again)
  • Gonger: Third story!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You tell that, Gonger.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's just the ticket for the next Diesel part.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's about his lies to Duck the Great Western Engine.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Diesel's Devious Deed starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel the new engine was sulking. The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him.
  • Freight Cars: Show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was horrified.
  • Duck: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel was still furious.
  • Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Henry: Nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
  • Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he sniggered away.
  • Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Guffawed the cars.
  • Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry.
  • Henry: We cannot allow it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They consulted together.
  • Henry: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three engines barred his way.
  • (Gordon, James and Henry wheesh steam with fury, causing Duck to get dazed)
  • James: Keep out!
  • Duck: Stop fooling.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: I'm tired.
  • Gordon, James and Henry: So are we.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed the engines.
  • Gordon, James and Henry: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the cars.
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
  • Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
  • James: Rusty red scrap-irons!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed James.
  • Henry: I'm old square wheels!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed Henry.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck considered.
  • Duck: I only wish sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said gravely.
  • Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
  • Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
  • Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel lurked up.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
  • Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but no nothing.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Duck: As you wish, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.
  • (Diesel's Devious Deed ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Diesel's lies made Sir Topham Hatt send Duck away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2 and 3: How worse.
  • Grandma Ruffman: Our ninth song is Velvet. Sung by Tristan Taylor.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Tristan sings Velvet)
  • Tristan: Watch her inhibitions falling to the floor Notice how you lock the door What would you love to do Here in this hotel room together and alone I want you to put on a show What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Watch you in the mirror the way you touch yourself Your hips to your fingertips What would you love to do Don't be so impatient Don't lose self control I'll make the rules up as we go What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word say the word Ohhoooohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word No I won't say the word No I won't say the word say the word.
  • (Velvet ends)
  • Tristan: All Right! I made it!
  • Grandma Ruffman: Our tenth song is All American Rejects' Night Drive, sung by Fox and Falco!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Fox and Falco sing Night Drive)
  • Fox and Falco: I know you so better than the city in the rear view I drive to eliminate the ball that I'm chained to Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night I'll stay strong I'm pushing on the pedal till I break dawn So I'm gone, go find another shoulder you can cry on Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night All of the things that you knew that I'd try All of the things that I held inside All I gotta do is drive Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night you wrecked my life so I'm gonna have to drive all night.
  • (Night Drive ends)
  • Fox: We did it, Falco!
  • Falco: Abby and Nell will sure be happy with us, Fox!
  • Grandma Ruffman: Our eleventh song is I'm A Supergirl from Shonen Knife, sung by Buttercup!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Buttercup sings I'm A Supergirl)
  • Buttercup: Kicking out the bad guy Beating up a monster Fighting against evil I rescue the peace now Over the buildings Over the mountains Over the blue sky Over the rainbow You know I'm a super girl Yes I'm a punky girl I never say die No one can stop me Flying at the high speed Having over courage Getting over crisis I rescue the people Over the buildings Over the mountains Over the blue sky Over the rainbow You know I'm a super girl Yes I'm a punky girl I never say die No one can stop me 'Cause I like to fight crime! (guitar solo) Kicking out the bad guy Beating up a monster Fighting against evil I rescue the peace now Flying at the high speed Having over courage Getting over crisis I rescue the people You know I'm a super girl Yes I'm a punky girl I never say die No one can stop me 'Cause I like to FIGHT FIGHT!
  • (I'm A Supergirl ends)
  • Buttercup: Woo! I'm far better!
  • Blossom: What in the world?!
  • Bubbles: I never knew about that.
  • Grandma Ruffman: Our final song is Lady Gaga's Poker Face. Sung by Penny Crygor!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Penny sings Poker Face)
  • Penny: Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got (Chorus) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause I'm marvelous (Chorus x3) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
  • (Poker Face ends)
  • Penny: I did it!
  • (Gonger hits the gong one more time)
  • Gonger: Last story!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You said it.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's the final Duck adventure.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's about a close shave he got.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A Close Shave For Duck starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck the Great Western Engine puffed sadly to Edward's station.
  • Duck: It's not fair.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He complained.
  • Duck: Diesel has been telling lies about me and made Sir Topham Hatt and all the engines think I'm horrid.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward smiled.
  • Edward: I know you weren't, and so does Sir Topham Hatt. You wait and see. Why don't you help me with these cars?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck felt happier with Edward, and set to work at once. The cars were silly, heavy and noisy. The two engines have to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last, they reached the top of the hill.
  • Duck: Goodbye!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Duck, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Duck love coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
  • Duck: It was the conductor's warning whistle.
  • Freight Cars: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Roared the cars.
  • Freight Cars: We've broken away, we've broken away! Chase him, bump him, throw him off the rails!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled.
  • Duck's Driver: Hurry, Duck, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver. They raced through Edward's station, but the cars were catching up.
  • Duck's Driver: As fast as we can, then they'll catch us gradually.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The driver was gaining control.
  • Duck's Driver: Another clear mile and we'll do it. Oh, glory, look at that!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was just pulling out on they're line through the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash.
  • Duck's Driver: It's up to you now, Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried the driver. Duck put every ounce of wait and steam against the cars.
  • Duck: It's too late!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck groaned. He veered into a siding where a barber had sent off shop. He was shaving a customer.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The silly cars were knocked their conductor off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning. But the cars didn't care. They were feeling very pleased with themselves.
  • Duck: Beg pardon, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Duck.
  • Duck: Excuse my intrusion.
  • Barber: No I won't.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the barber.
  • Barber: You frightened my customers! I'll teach you!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he lathered Duck's face all other. Poor Duck! Thomas was helping to pull the cars away when Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Barber: I do not like engines popping through my walls.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed the barber.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I appreciate your feelings.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But you must know that this engine and his crew had prevented a serious accident. It was a very close shave.
  • Barber: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the barber.
  • Barber: Oh! Excuse me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He filled the basin of water to wash Duck's face.
  • Barber: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were been a brave engine.
  • Duck: That's all right, sir. I didn't know that either.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You were very brave indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm proud of you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt watched the rescue operation, then he had more news to Duck.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.
  • Duck: Home, sir? Do you mean the yard?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Of course.
  • Duck: But, sir, they don't like me. They like Diesel.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Not now. I never believed Diesel, so I sent him packing. The engines were sorry and want you back.
  • (Engines whistling)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A few days later when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Duck the Great Western Engine.
  • (A Close Shave For Duck ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Duck had a really close shave.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: Exactly.
  • Ruff: Let me show the results.
  • (He checks on the points screen)
  • Ruff: Ash and Mary are in first place! They're the winners of the karaoke and they've got 1000 points!
  • Ash: Yippee!
  • Mary: Yay!
  • Mel: (dropping her guitar) What?! It's so unfair! I really want to win!
  • Hope: No way!
  • Michiko: Aw, man!
  • Penny: Oh, come on, would ya!
  • (Just then, a voice is heard)
  • Nikki Maxwell: Ash!
  • Ash: Huh?
  • (Nikki Maxwell appears)
  • Nikki Maxwell: Congratulations for winning the karaoke. Here's a kiss for you.
  • (She kisses Ash on his cheek, causing him to blush)
  • Ash: Ah, thanks.
  • Mel: It's not fair! I want to be in first place!
  • Brittney: You've tried.
  • Zuzu: Better luck next time.
  • Ruff: That ends the contest. We're having another Home Video in July.
  • Scooby: Row.
  • Mona: Take care, Ruff.
  • Ruff: So long, everyone. Have fun.
  • All the YTV characters: We will.
  • (They all leave Studio G as we end this home video)
  • (While the end credits roll, we show the Thomas song, Little Engines)
  • Children: (singing) Main Line Engines always boast how big they are, Superior by far. But Little Engines toil away from dawn to dusk, Without a fuss or care. Just because we're small doesn't mean we don't stand tall, And we pull our weight like all the others do. You'll be surprised, in spite of their size, Just what little engines can do! Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do the biggest things. Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do most anything. They'll carry on until the work is over, They'll carry on 'til the end, They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them, they're not such little engines after all. Bigger Engines say little engines play all day, And they're not much use to anyone at all. But we're strong enough to deal with those trucks, That's what little engines are for! Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do the biggest things. Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do most anything. They'll carry on until the work is over, They'll carry on 'til the end, They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them, they're not such little engines after all. Thomas, Percy, Bill and Ben, You can rely on them, These little engines are the best! Stepney, Duck, and Oliver, They'll give the trucks what for, You'll be so impressed. Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do the biggest things. Little Engines, Little Engines, Little Engines can do most anything. They'll carry on until the work is over, They'll carry on 'til the end, They're the smallest in the station, don't underestimate them, they're not such little engines after all. They're our favourite little engines, They're mighty little engines! They're not such little engines after all! They're not such little engines after all!

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