Heinrich Kills Abigail it is a Codename: Kids Next Door/Family Guy Spoof of Stewie Kills Lois.


  • Numbuh 2 as Peter
  • Numbuh 5 as Lois
  • Cree Lincoln as Meg
  • Numbuh 4 as Chris
  • Numbuh 1 as Brian
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan as Stewie


  • Numbuh 1: Great. This is even bigger waist of time than Thomas The Tank Engine's songwriting.
  • Thomas: Hey, Guys, I wrote a song!
  • Edward: Oh, that's great!
  • James: Oh good, Thomas!
  • Percy: Fantastic!
  • Edward: You know what?, I'm gonna put it right here. Right on the Tidmouth Sheds. That way we'll get to see it everyday.
  • Thomas: All right!
  • Numbuh 1: What are you doing?
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: I vill teach zat fraulein to go on ein boat ride vizout me. Vhen she returns, I'm going to put licorice ropes under all her finger nails. Zen I'm going to tied her up into her bed.
  • Numbuh 1: Okay.
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Zen I'm going to make chocolate onto her hands und knees vhile I dip ze chocolate all over her back.
  • Numbuh 1: Uh, and then what are you going to do?
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Uh, Let's see.
  • Numbuh 1: You gonna turned her into a nerd after all that chocolate?
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Nein, I'm going to keep her sveet as candy!
  • Numbuh 1: Yeah, She's been a bad cruddy girl!
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Und zen I'm going to use mein lollipop gun for shooting straight into her mouth und she eats it.
  • [Numbuh 1 Laughing at loud]
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Vhat?
  • Numbuh 1: No, no, nothing, nothing. That's all part of your diabolical plan to humiliate her.
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Ja, Ja, She vill be humiliated.
  • Numbuh 1: Maybe you'll handcuff her, she'll hate that.
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Zen I shall do zat as vell.
  • Numbuh 1: And call her a cruddy girl.
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Until, I'm vill get revenge on her!
  • Numbuh 1: Maybe spank her butt with a licorice rope.
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Ja, und zen... vhat?
  • Numbuh 1: No I mean that would like that would show her.
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Are you?, You're getting some kind uf non-family-friendly zrill uff uf zis, Aren't you?
  • Numbuh 1: Who cares?, You're not gonna kill her anyway. You're gonna whine and moan, and then you're gonna do what you always do. The minute Numbuh 5 walks through that door you're gonna forget all about it, beg for your hot chocolate drink, go eat your candies and fall asleep.
  • Heinrich Von Marzipan: Auf Wiedersehen, Herr Vone, I'm off to sea, Ein hour from now, I vill be surrounded be ze sea monsters, ze sharks und ze squid. Oooh, ein candy.

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