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Hercules' Talent Show is a Hercules Home Video and a YTV Crossover made by Pikachufreak.

Plot

  • In this talent show themed home video full of songs and excitements, Hercules, Icarus, Megara, Cassandra and Philoctetes join forces with characters from various Kids' WB, Disney, Fox Kids and 4KidsTV shows like Pokemon, Mucha Lucha, Hoop-a-Joop, I Was A Teenage It Girl, Marilyn, Flint The Time Detective, Sonic X, Tetris Attack, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Static Shock, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, What's New, Scooby-Doo?, WarioWare Tooned, Kirby! Right Back At Ya, Star Fox, Jackie Chan Adventures, Fluffy Gardens, Kick Buttowski, Phantom Investigators, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, Randy Cunningham, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, Cardcaptors, The Winx Club, Magical Doremi, Mew Mew Power, X-Men Evolution, Tiny Toon Adventures, Xiaolin Showdown and Loonatics Unleashed, as they make a talent show at Hercules' High School theater.

Cast

From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From Hercules

  1. Hercules (Tate Donovan)
  2. Icarus (French Stewart)
  3. Megara (Susan Egan)
  4. Cassandra (Sandra Bernhard)
  5. Philocetes (Robert Costanzo)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From I Was A Teenage It Girl

  1. Ramona Sparks (Tara Strong)
  2. Rosie Fitzgerald (Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
  3. Rachael Burns (Kari Wahlgren)

From Marilyn

  1. Marilyn Shine (Tara Strong)
  2. Madelyn Glaze (Eden Sher)
  3. Susie Feeble (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Emma Bore (Tress MacNeille)
  5. Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Tuesday Van Dour (Maria Bamford)

From Flint The Time Detective

  1. Flint Hammerhead (R. Martin Klein)
  2. Sarah Goodman (Tifanie Christun)
  3. Tony Goodman (Brian Donovan)

From Sonic X

  1. Sonic (Jason Griffith)
  2. Knuckles (Dan Green)
  3. Tails (Amy Palant)

From Tetris Attack

  1. Yoshi (Andrew Sabiston)
  2. Lakitu (Tom Kenny)
  3. Bumpty (Brianne Siddall)
  4. Poochy (Frank Welker)
  5. Flying Wiggler (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Prince Froggy (Rodger Bumpass)
  7. Gargantua Blargg (Danny Cooksey)
  8. Lunge Fish (Carlos Alazraqui)
  9. Raphael The Raven (Phil LaMarr)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V

  1. Yuya Sakaki (Michael Liscio Jr.)
  2. Gong Strong (Billy Bob Thompson)
  3. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  4. Declan Akaba (Billy Bob Thompson)
  5. Sora Shiunin (Eileen Stevens)
  6. Shay Kurosaki (Matt Shipman)

From Star Versus The Forces of Evil

  1. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
  2. Brittany Wong (Minae Noji)
  3. Marco Diaz (Adam McArthur)
  4. Jackie Lynn Thomas (Grey DeLisle)
  5. Janna Sullivan (Grey DeLisle)
  6. Hope Roberts (Grey DeLisle)
  7. Ferguson McCoy (Nate Torrence)
  8. Alfonzo Lopez (Matt Chapman)
  9. Oscar Greason (Jon Heder)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From WarioWare Tooned

  1. Wario (Clancy Brown)
  2. Waluigi (Jaleel White)
  3. Jimmy T. (Phil LaMarr)
  4. Jimmy P. (Jeff Bennett)
  5. Mona (Jennifer Hale)
  6. Dribble (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  7. Spitz (Dee Bradley Baker)
  8. Kat (Lauren Tom)
  9. Ana (Britt McKillip)
  10. 9-Volt (Tara Strong)
  11. 18-Volt (Charlie Adler)
  12. Dr. Crygor (Jim Cummings)
  13. Mike The Karaoke Robot (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Penny Crygor (Kath Soucie)
  15. Orbulon (Frank Welker)
  16. Ashley (Grey DeLisle)
  17. Young Cricket (Jason Marsden)
  18. Master Mantis (James Sie)

From Kirby! Right Back At Ya

  1. Kirby (Makiko Ohmoto)
  2. Meta Knight (Eric Stuart)
  3. Tiff (Kerry Williams)
  4. Tuff (Kayzie Rogers)

From Star Fox

  1. Fox McCloud (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. Falco Lombardi (Derek Stephen Prince)
  3. Krystal (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Slippy Toad (Tom Gibis)
  5. Peppy Hare (Michael Lindsay)

From Jackie Chan Adventures

  1. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  2. Uncle Chan (Sab Shimono)
  3. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  4. Viper (Susan Eisenberg)
  5. Tohru (Noah Nelson)

From Fluffy Gardens

  1. Paolo The Cat (Kayzie Rogers)
  2. Sebastian The Kangaroo (Nathan Price)
  3. Terence The Toad (Marc Thompson)
  4. George The Mean Yellow Dog (Eric Stuart)
  5. Rex The Pig (Ted Lewis)
  6. Tooty The Elephant (Tara Jayne)
  7. Wee Reg The Puppy (Rachael Lillis)
  8. Floella The Fruitbat (Lisa Ortiz)

From Kick Buttowksi

  1. Kick Buttowski (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Brad Buttowski (Danny Cooksey)
  3. Brianna Buttowski (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Honey Buttowski (Kari Wahlgren)
  5. Harold Buttowski (Brian Stepanek)

From Phantom Investigators

  1. Daemona Prune (Courtney Vineys)
  2. Kira O'Neil (Amber Ross)
  3. Casey Matthews (Andrew Decker)
  4. Jericho Anderson (Alecsander Kocev)

From The Mummy: The Animated Series

  1. Alexander O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
  2. Evelyn O'Connell (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Richard O'Connell (John Schneider)

From Jumanji

  1. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)
  2. Alan Parish (Bill Fagerbakke)
  3. Judy Shepard (Debi Derryberry)

From Randy Cunningham

  1. Randy Cunningham (Ben Schwartz)
  2. Howard Weinerman (Andrew Caldwell)
  3. Theresa Fowler (Sarah Hyland)
  4. Heidi Weinerman (Cassie Scerbo)

From Penn Zero: Part Time Hero

  1. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
  2. Boone Wiseman (Adam DeVine)
  3. Sashi Kobayashi (Tania Gunadi)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  4. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
  5. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)

From The Winx Club

  1. Bloom (Liza Jacqueline)
  2. Layla (Vasthy Mompoin)
  3. Stella (Amy Birnbaum)
  4. Flora (Kerry Williams)
  5. Musa (Lisa Ortiz)
  6. Tecna (Rebecca Soler)

From Magical Doremi

  1. Dorie Goodwyn (Amy Palant)
  2. Reanne Griffith (Rebecca Soler)
  3. Mirabelle Haywood (Kether Donahue)

From Mew Mew Power

  1. Zoey Hanson (Amanda Brown)
  2. Corina Bucksworth (Andi Whaley)
  3. Bridget Verdant (Bella Hudson)
  4. Kikki Benjamin (Kether Donahue)
  5. Renee Roberts (Mollie Weaver)

From X-Men Evolution

  1. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
  2. James "Logan" Howlett (Scott McNeil)
  3. Rogue (Meghan Black)
  4. Ororo Munroe (Kirsten Williamson)
  5. Kitty Pryde (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  6. Evan Daniels (Neil Denis)
  7. Kurt Wagner (Brad Swaile)
  8. Jean Grey (Venus Terzo)

From Tiny Toon Adventures

  1. Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
  2. Hamton J. Pig (Don Messick)
  3. Babs Bunny (Tress MacNeille)
  4. Plucky Duck (Joe Alaskey)
  5. Fifi La Fume (Kath Soucie)
  6. Shirley McLoon (Gail Matthius)
  7. Sweetie Pie (Candi Milo)
  8. Furrball (Frank Welker)
  9. Dizzy Devil (Maurice LaMarche)
  10. Gogo Dodo (Frank Welker)
  11. Calamity Coyote (Frank Welker)
  12. Little Beeper (Frank Welker)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and The Conductor
  2. A Cow On The Line
  3. The Diseasel
  4. Donald's Duck

Songs In The Talent Show hosted by Pain and Panic

  1. To Be A Master (sung by Ash Ketchum and Mary)
  2. Uptown Girl (sung by Scott Summers)
  3. Breakaway (sung by Mel Blake)
  4. Born This Way (sung by Nikki Yanagisawa)
  5. Backstreet's Back (sung by Rikochet and The Flea)
  6. YMCA (sung by Dribble and Spitz)
  7. All I Want (sung by Brad Buttowski)
  8. Toxic (sung by Malinda Doe)
  9. Wind It Up (sung by Kimiko Tohomiko)
  10. Rock This Town (sung by Tooty The Elephant)
  11. Night Drive (sung by Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi)
  12. On The Floor (sung by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero)

Trivia

  • This is the crossover where it takes place in Rome.
  • Kimiko is wearing her The Sands of Time outfit.
  • Hercules and his crew debut.
  • The Phantom Investigators make a return appearance.
  • It is revealed that Cassandra describes Brock as her worst nightmare.
  • New songs: Uptown Girl and YMCA.

Transcript

  • (We open this home video with the Walt Disney Television logo)
  • (We are then followed by the 2007 HiT Entertainment logo)
  • (We afterwards open with the Hercules song called Zero To Hero)
  • Chorus: Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"? Hercules! Whose daring deeds are great theater? Hercules! Is he bold? No one braver Is he sweet? Our favorite flavor Hercules Hercules Hercules Hercules Hercules Hercules No one's fool! Now the boy's in school! He's in training!! Smart and shy And the nicest guy Girl complaining He was a no one A zero, zero Give him a quick shot He's our hero He's almost likely to succeed From zero to hero Herc is a hero He'll be a hero!!! Wait and see.
  • (We then see Ash and the other YTV characters in Rome)
  • Ash: What is this place?
  • Raimundo: It sure looks peculiar in here.
  • Mel: We're all in Rome.
  • Meilin: That is where Hercules lives.
  • Shaggy: Like, he and his crew are coming to see us at any minute right now.
  • Ash: And I'm sure to have them hold a talent show.
  • Lexi: A talent show, huh? That's good.
  • Ash: What is it?
  • Lexi: Babs and I are clear that we're helping them.
  • Ash: You got it.
  • Mary: Look, here come Hercules and his crew.
  • (Hercules and the others arrive)
  • Hercules and his crew: What's up, guys?
  • Sakura: So you must be Hercules and his crew.
  • Madison: It's a pleasure.
  • Brock: (blushing sightly) Ah, Megara and Cassandra. You've come to save me.
  • Megara: Brock?
  • Cassandra: What's he doing?
  • Brock: (proposing to them) I came here for a double date. Shall we do it?
  • Megara: Not really.
  • Cassandra: I think I'll describe Brock as my worst nightmare.
  • (Brock gasps and turns himself blue)
  • Brock: I'm Cassandra's worst nightmare?!
  • (He falls to his knees on the floor)
  • Kaiba: What an insensitive little loser.
  • (Judy and Ororo sigh deeply)
  • (The Conductors appear at that moment)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: What is Brock doing in here?
  • Rikochet: So you must be Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Flea: The Flea is glad to see all of you.
  • Mona: We were just about to start the talent show.
  • Penny: Do you know what it is?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's where we have music.
  • Virgil: Cool.
  • Richie: Count us in.
  • Jade: Everything's awesome.
  • Buena Girl: Did Thomas get too careless?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Buena Girl. He accidentally left his conductor behind. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas and The Conductor starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine is very proud of his branch line. He thinks it's the most important part of the whole railway. His two coaches Annie and Clarabel agree with him. Annie could only take passengers but Clarabel can take passengers, luggage and the conductor. They were both old and need new paint but Thomas loves them very much. As they run backwards and forwards along the line, they sing songs to each other. When Thomas starts from the station he sings...
  • Thomas: Oh, come along, we're rather late. Oh, come along, we're rather late.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And the coaches sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: We're coming along. We're coming along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They don't mind that Thomas says to them because he know he was trying to please Sir Topham Hatt, and to know to that if Thomas is cross, he's not cross with them. One day, they have to wait for Henry's train which made Thomas very cross.
  • Thomas: How could I run my line properly if Henry is always late? He doesn't realize that Sir Topham Hatt depends on me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas whistled impatiently. He wanted to leave, but he have to wait for Henry's passengers. At last Henry came.
  • Thomas: Where have you been, lazybones?
  • Henry: Oh dear, my system is out of order. No one understands my case. You don't know what I suffer.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You're too slow. You need exercise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The conductor blew his whistle and Thomas started so quickly that he left him behind. The conductor waved his red flag to stop Thomas, but Thomas was on his way steaming out of the station.
  • Thomas: Come along, come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas, but Clarabel didn't want to come.
  • Clarabel: I've lost my nice conductor, I've lose my nice conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She sobbed. Annie tried to tell Thomas what had happened.
  • Annie: We haven't a conductor, we haven't a conductor!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he was hurrying and wouldn't listen. Annie and Clarabel tried to put on their brakes, but they couldn't without their conductor.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Where's our conductor? Where's our conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They cried, but Thomas didn't stop till they came to a signal.
  • Thomas: Bother that signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: What's the matter?
  • Driver: I don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: The conductor will tell us in a minute.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They waited and waited but the conductor didn't come.
  • Thomas: Peep peep peep, where's the conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas.
  • Annie and Clarabel: We've left him behind!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sobbed Annie and Clarabel together. Everyone looked, and there he was running as fast as he could along the line, with his flag on one hand and his whistle in the other. He was very hot, so he had a drink, and told them that Thomas had left him behind.
  • Thomas: I'm very sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Conductor: We all made mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the conductor.
  • Conductor 1: Look, the signal's down. We can go. Let's make up for lost time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Annie and Clarabel were so pleased to have their conductor again, but they sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: As fast as you like, as fast as you like!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: ...to Thomas all the way. They reached the end of the line quicker than ever before.
  • (Thomas and The Conductor ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, just try and stay very calm.
  • Alex: That's true.
  • Peter: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Janna: We're expecting a talent show that Pain and Panic are hosting in Hades' absence.
  • Hope: Can we do it right away?
  • Hercules: Sure you will.
  • All the YTV characters: Thanks a lot.
  • (Soon, the talent show begins as Pain and Panic step into the stage)
  • Pain: Welcome one and all to the annual Roman Talent Show.
  • Panic: We're so glad that Hades isn't with us.
  • Evy: Isn't it wonderful to watch the talent show?
  • Rick: Yes indeed.
  • Pain: Let's give it all a hand to Ash and Mary.
  • Panic: They're leading off with their hit song, To Be A Master!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Ash and Mary sing To Be A Master)
  • Ash and Mary: Go! Go! Whoo! So you want to be a Pokémon Master? I got 2 B the one, the only one who can withstand the test 'n B the best. I got 2 strive, keep up the drive, B a Master. It takes a different kind of skill and I won't stop until 150 Pokémon are mine. I must define the art of capture (of all Pokémon). 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na It's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Poké Ball Go...Go... Pokémon Got my badges and my Poké Ball. Got my buddy Pikachu 2 help me try 2 catch 'em all (Gotta catch 'em all!). Yo, it's all about the evolution of the Pokémon The training attaining N' bein' part of the phenomenon. B a Pokémaster icon... Ha! Team Rocket will B long gone But first U gotta know about the different types: Grass, Fire, Ground, Flame, Electric, Water, Rock, Flying, Ice, Normal, Bug, Ghost, Fighting & Dragon... Don't forget about Psychic! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Yo, like I said before, it's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Greatest master of Pokémon Mmmm... Somewhat impressive Now you've reached the Plateau But not yet a hero R U ready 2 meet and defeat... The Elite? Can I expect survival against your Rival? And remember... Gotta catch 'em all! Show me what you've got! Poké Ball Go...Go... Poké Ball Go! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B writin' a brand new chapter 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master. Pokémon Master The greatest Master Pokémon Master I will be writin' The greatest Chapter Sing it Na na na na na na na na... Greatest Master of Pokémon.
  • (To Be A Master ends)
  • Ash: We sure did it.
  • Mary: That's good.
  • Pain: Our second song is Billy Joel's Uptown Girl.
  • Panic: Sung by Scott Summers, leader of the X-Men.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Scott sings Uptown Girl)
  • Scott: Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her momma never told her why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am And when she knows what She wants from her time And when she wakes up And makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl You know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been And then I'll win And when she's walking She's looking so fine And when she's talking She'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love With an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am Uptown girl She's my uptown girl You know I'm in love With an uptown girl
  • (Uptown Girl ends)
  • Scott: I did it.
  • Pain: Our third song is Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway.
  • Panic: It is sung by Mel Blake!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Mel sings Breakaway while playing with her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: I'm number one!
  • Jericho: (to Casey) I hear that Mel has sung it well.
  • Casey: You're right.
  • Pain: Our fourth song is what i call Born This Way from Lady Gaga.
  • Panic: Sung by Nikki Yanagisawa, a geeky friend of Sakura Avalon.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Nikki sings Born This Way)
  • Nikki: It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up 'cause you were born this way, baby. My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir "There's nothing wrong with loving who you are" She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe" "So hold your head up girl and you'll go far, Listen to me when I say" I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way. Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way Baby I was born this way Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't be a drag ‒ just be a queen [x3] Don't be! Give yourself prudence And love your friends Subway kid, rejoice your truth In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth A different lover is not a sin Believe capital H-I-M (Hey hey hey) I love my life I love this record and Mi amore vole fe yah (Love needs faith) [Repeat chorus + post-chorus] Don't be a drag, just be a queen Whether you're broke or evergreen You're black, white, beige, chola descent You're Lebanese, you're orient Whether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied, or teased Rejoice and love yourself today 'cause baby you were born this way No matter gay, straight, or bi, Lesbian, transgendered life, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive. No matter black, white or beige Chola or orient made, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to be brave. [Repeat chorus + post-chorus] I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! Same DNA, but born this way. Same DNA, but born this way.
  • (Born This Way ends)
  • Nikki: I'm the best!
  • Ralph: (when he arrives) Hey, Nick. What's up?
  • Nikki: It's a pleasure to see you, Ralph.
  • Ralph: I hear Vicky and Mr. Terada will praise you for singing.
  • Nikki: I know.
  • (Gonger of the Furchester Hotel hits his gong at that moment)
  • Gonger: Story break!
  • (The Conductors soon reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Gonger, I told you, no gong hitting in the talent show.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Relax. It's our next adventure on Sodor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Remember when Edward had bovine in tow? You'll soon see.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A Cow On The Line starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was getting old. His bearings were worn, and he clanked as he puffed along. He was taking empty cattle cars to a market town. The sun shone, birds sang, but Edward was heading for trouble.
  • Edward: Come on! Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars. Edward puffed and clanked, the cars rattled and screamed. Some cows were grazing near by. They were not used to trains. The noise and smoke disturbed them. As Edward clanked by, they broke through the fence and ran across the line. A coupling was broken and some cars were left behind.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward felt a jerk, but didn't take much notice. He was used to cattle cars.
  • Edward: Bother those cars!
  • Mr. Conductor: He thought.
  • Edward: Why can't they come quietly?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He was at the next station before either he or his driver realized what had happened.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When Gordon and Henry heard about the accident, they laughed and boasted.
  • Gordon: Fancy allowing cars to break your train! They wouldn't dare do that to us. We'd show them!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Old Toby was cross.
  • Toby: You couldn't help it, Edward. They've never met cows. I have, and I know the trouble they are.
  • (Edward's whistle toots and puffs away)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Some days later, Gordon rushed through Edward's Station.
  • Gordon: Poop poop! Mind the cows! Hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Gordon.
  • Coaches: Don't make such a fuss! Don't make such a fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled his coaches. A long stretch a line lay ahead. In the distance was a bridge. It seemed to Gordon that there was something on the bridge. His driver thought so too.
  • Gordon's Driver: Whoa, Gordon!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said, and shut off steam.
  • Gordon: Pooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: It's only a cow! Shooh! Shooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He moved slowly on to the bridge, but the cow wouldn't "Shooh"! She had lost her calf, and felt lonely.
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She said sadly. Everyone tried to send her away, but she wouldn't go. Henry arrived.
  • Henry: What's this? A cow? I'll soon settle her. Be off! Be off!
  • Cow: Mooooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry backed away nervously.
  • Henry: I don't want to hurt her.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At the next station, Henry's Conductor told them about the cow, and warned the signalman that the line was blocked.
  • Porter: That must be Bluebell.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said a porter.
  • Porter: Her calf is here, looking for her mother. Percy will take her along.
  • (Percy's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At the bridge, Bluebell was very pleased to her calf again, and the porter led them away.
  • (Cows mooing)
  • Henry: Not a word.
  • Gordon: Keep it secret.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Gordon and Henry to each other. They felt rather silly, but the story soon spread.
  • (Crickets chirping; owl hoots)
  • Edward: Well, well, well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • Edward: Two big engines afraid of a cow.
  • Gordon: Afraid? Rubbish.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: We didn't want the poor thing to hurt herself by running up against us. We stopped so as not to excite her. You see what mean, my dear Edward.
  • Edward: Yes, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward. Gordon felt somehow that Edward "saw" only too well.
  • (A Cow On The Line ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, cows can be interested.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: Exactly.
  • Pain: Our fifth song is Backstreet Boys' Backstreet's Back.
  • Panic: Sung by Rikochet and The Flea.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Rikochet and Flea sing Backstreet's Back)
  • Rikochet and Flea: Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody, yeah Rock your body right Backstreet's back, alright Hey, yeah Oh my God, we're back again Brothers, sisters, everybody sing Gonna bring the flavor, show you how Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah Am I original? Yeah Am I the only one? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Backstreet's back, alright Alright Now throw your hands up in the air Wave them around like you just don't care If you wanna party let me hear you yell Cuz we got it goin' on again Yeah Am I original? Yeah Am I the only one? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now Everybody Yeah Rock your body Yeah Everybody Rock your body right Backstreet's back, alright Alright So everybody, everywhere Don't be afraid, don't have no fear I'm gonna tell the world, make you understand As long as there'll be music, we'll be comin' back again Everybody, yeah Rock your body, yeah Everybody Rock your body right (rock your body right) Backstreet's back Everybody (everybody) Yeah (rock your body) Rock your body (everybody) Yeah (everybody rock your body) Everybody (everybody, rock your body) Rock your body right (everybody) Backstreet's back, alright.
  • (Backstreet's Back ends)
  • Rikochet: We made it!
  • Flea: The Flea is glad to be in a duet.
  • Star: Oh, Rikochet, have a nice kiss.
  • (Star blows a kiss on Rikochet)
  • Rikochet: (blushing red) Ah, Star. She's my girl.
  • Pain: Our sixth song is Village People's YMCA.
  • Panic: Sung by Dribble and Spitz.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Dribble and Spitz sing YMCA)
  • Dribble and Spitz: Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel... Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. But you got to know this one thing! No man does it all by himself. I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A. I'm sure they can help you today. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys... It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, I was once in your shoes. I said, I was down and out with the blues. I felt no man cared if I were alive. I felt the whole world was so jive ... That's when someone came up to me, And said, young man, take a walk up the street. There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A. They can start you back on your way. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys... Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A. Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down. Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A. Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down. Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. Y.M.C.A....just go to the Y.M.C.A. Young man, young man, are you listening to me? Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
  • (Y.M.C.A. ends)
  • Dribble: Woo! We made it!
  • Spitz: Totally!
  • Pain: Our seventh song is The Offspring's All I Want.
  • Panic: It is sung by Brad Buttowski, the rebellious brother of Kick!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Brad sings All I Want)
  • Brittany: Brad, I'm counting on you.
  • Brad: Okay Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya Day after day your home life's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect, you get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your piece. So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool, you feel like a lie You've played by their rules, now it's their turn to try So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want. I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
  • (All I Want ends)
  • Brad: Who's better now?
  • Brittany: Hey, Brad, here's a kiss for you.
  • (Brittany kisses Brad on the cheek)
  • Brad: (with an "I Love You" imprint on his cheek) You were lucky.
  • Pain: Our eighth song is Britney Spears' Toxic.
  • Panic: It is sung by Malinda Doe.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Malinda sings Toxic)
  • Malinda: Baby, can’t you see I’m calling A guy like you Should wear a warning It’s dangerous I’m fallin’ There’s no escape I can’t wait I need a hit Baby, give me it You’re dangerous I’m lovin’ it Too high Can’t come down Losing my head Spinning ‘round and ‘round Do you feel me now With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under With a taste of a poison paradise I’m addicted to you Don’t you know that you’re toxic And I love what you do Don’t you know that you’re toxic It’s getting late To give you up I took a sip From my devil's cup Slowly It’s taking over me Too high Can’t come down It’s in the air And it’s all around Can you feel me now With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under With a taste of a poison paradise I’m addicted to you Don’t you know that you’re toxic And I love what you do Don’t you know that you’re toxic Don't you know that you're toxic [x2] With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slipping under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now.
  • (Toxic ends)
  • Malinda: Woo! I'm far better than Marilyn.
  • (Gonger hits the gong again)
  • Gonger: Third story!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You heard what Gonger said.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Time for another Season 2 story.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's all about Bill and Ben.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and The Diseasel starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bill and Ben are tank engine twins. Each has four wheels, a tiny chimney and dome and a small squat cab. Their freight cars are filled with China Clay. It is needed for pottery, paper, paint and many other things.
  • (Bill and Ben's whistles toot)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The twins are now kept busy pushing and pulling the cars for engines on the main line and for ships in the harbor. One morning, they arranged some cars and went away for more.
  • (The Freight cars disappeared)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They returned to find them all gone. The Twins were most surprised. Their drivers examined a patch of oil.
  • Drivers: That's Diesel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Bill: It's a what'll?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Bill?
  • Ben: A diseasel, i think.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Ben.
  • Ben: There's a notice about them in our shed.
  • Bill: Coughs and sneezles spread diseaels.
  • Ben: You had a cough in your smokebox yesterday. It's your fault the diseasel came.
  • Bill: It isn't!
  • Ben: It is!
  • Drivers: Stop arguing, you two.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed their drivers.
  • Drivers: Let's go and rescue our freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bill and Ben were horrified.
  • Bill: But the diseasel will magic us away like the freight cars.
  • Drivers: He won't magic us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied their drivers.
  • Drivers: We're more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're twins. So we'll take away your names and numbers and then this is what we'll do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffing hard, the twins set off on their journey to find the diesel. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the yard, they found the diesel on a siding with missing cars. Ben hid behind, but Bill went bodly alongside. The diesel looked up.
  • BoCo: Do you mind?
  • Bill: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill.
  • Bill: I do. I want my cars back.
  • BoCo: These are mine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the diesel.
  • BoCo: Go away.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bill pretended not to be frightened.
  • Bill: You're a big bully.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whimpered.
  • Bill: You'll be sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ran back and hid behind the cars on the other side. Ben now came forward.
  • Ben: Car stealer!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Ben. He ran away too. Bill took his place. This went on and on till the diesel eyes nearly popped out.
  • BoCo: Stop! You're making me giddy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The two engines gazed at him.
  • BoCo: Are there two of you?
  • Bill: Yes, we're twins.
  • BoCo: I might have known it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Just then, Edward bustled up.
  • Edward: Bill and Ben, why are you playing here?
  • Bill: We're not playing.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Protested Bill.
  • Ben: We're rescuing our cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Squeaked Ben.
  • Ben: Even you don't take our cars without asking, but this diseasel did.
  • Edward: There's no cause to be rude.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward severly.
  • Edward: This engine is a Metropolitan Vickers, diesel electric type 2.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The twins were most impressed.
  • Bill: We're sorry, mister...er...
  • BoCo: Never mind.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The diesel smiled.
  • BoCo: Call me BoCo. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the cars.
  • Edward: That's all right then.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: Now off you go, Bill and Ben. Fetch BoCo's cars, then you take this lot. There's no real harm in them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said to BoCo.
  • Edward: But they're mattening at times.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: BoCo chuckled.
  • BoCo: Mattening...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • BoCo: ...is the word.
  • (The Diseasel ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, Bill and Ben can cause mischief.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: You're right.
  • Pain: Our ninth song is Gwen Stefani's Wind It Up.
  • Panic: Sung by Kimiko Tohomiko, the Xiaolin dragon of fire.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Kimiko sings Wind It Up)
  • Kimiko: High on the hill with the lonely goatherd Layee odelayee odelay heehoo Yodel back with the girl and goatherd Layee odelayee odeloh Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh (Yeah) This is the key that makes us wind up When the beat comes on the girls all line up And the boys all look but no they can't touch But the girls want to know why boys like us so much They like the way we dance, they like the way we work They like the way the L.A.M.B. is going cross my shirt They like the way my pants, it compliments my shape (She's crazy, right?) They like the way we react every time we hear the Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! Wind it up! (Come on) Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh You got to let the beat get under your skin You got to open up and let it all in But see, once it gets in, the popping begins Then you'll find out why all the boys stare See? They're trying to bite our style, trying to study our approach They like the way we do it, so original I guess that they are slow, so they should leave the room This beat is for the clubs and cars that go Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! (Whenever you're ready) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh Uh huh, this is your moment Uh huh, come on girl, you know you own it Uh huh, you know your key is still tick tockin' Hell yeah, but you know they're watchin' Get it girl, get it, get it girl Get it girl, get it, get it girl To the front, to the side To the back but don't let him ride Keep goin' girl, it's your night Don't let him steal your light I know he thinks you're fine and stuff But does he know how to wind you up? (Come on) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodelay, hey.
  • (Wind It Up ends)
  • Kimiko: I did it!
  • Mikey: (when he arrives) Hey, Kimiko, what's up?
  • Kimiko: Hi there, Mikey.
  • Mikey: You've sung it well. I congratulate you.
  • Kimiko: Thanks.
  • Pain: Our tenth song is Stray Cats' Rock This Town.
  • Panic: Sung by Tooty The Elephant!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Tooty sings Rock This Town)
  • Tooty: Well, my baby and me went out late Saturday night I had my hair piled high and my baby just looked so right Well-ell, pick you up at ten, gotta have you home at two Mama don't know what I got in store for you But that's all right, 'cause we're looking as cool as can be Well, we found a little place that really didn't look half bad I had a whiskey on the rocks, and changed half a dollar for the jukebox Well-ell, I put a quarter right into that can, but all they played was disco, man Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out (Rock it, rock right in!) (Whoa!) (Whoo!) (Oh my god) Whoo! Well, we're having a ball just a-bopping on the big dance floor Well, there's a real square cat, he looks a 1974 Well-ell, he looked at me once, he looked at me twice Look at me again and there's a-gonna be fight We're gonna rock this town We're gonna rip this place apart We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock this place apart We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out Whoo!
  • (Rock This Town ends)
  • Tooty: I'm victorious!
  • Scoopy: (as she arrives) Tooty, well done.
  • Tooty: Thank you, Scoopy.
  • Scoopy: You learned to sing it nicely.
  • Tooty: I see.
  • Pain: Our eleventh song is All American Rejects' Night Drive.
  • Panic: Sung by Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi!
  • (The Crowd cheers in joy as Fox and Falco sing Night Drive)
  • Fox and Falco: I know you so better than the city in the rear view I drive to eliminate the ball that I'm chained to Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night I'll stay strong I'm pushing on the pedal till I break dawn So I'm gone, go find another shoulder you can cry on Take me break me every mile further there's a part of me that slips away One day you'll see Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night All of the things that you knew that I'd try All of the things that I held inside All I gotta do is drive Drive all night Never gonna get me Night by night To get away from it all Fight fight fight All you wanna do is hurt me You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night You wrecked my life So I'm gonna have to drive all night you wrecked my life so I'm gonna have to drive all night.
  • (Night Drive ends)
  • Fox: Woo! We made it!
  • Falco: Abby Sciuto and Nell Jones will hear about this.
  • Pain: Our last song is Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull's On The Floor.
  • Panic: Sung by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Hope and Penn sing On The Floor)
  • Penn: J-Lo!
  • Hope: It's a new generation (Mr. Worldwide) of party people.
  • Penn: Get on the floor (dale) Get on the floor (dale) RedOne!
  • Hope: Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, huh.
  • (Hope and Penn start dancing)
  • Penn: I’m loose And everybody knows I get off the chain Baby it’s the truth I’m like Inception, I play with your brain So don’t sleep or snooze I don’t play no games so don’t do-do-don't get it confused no 'cause you will lose yeah Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up And back it up like a Tonka truck Dale.
  • Hope: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor If you're a party freak then step on the floor If you're an animalthen tear up the floor Break a sweat on the floor Yeah we work on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Pick your body up and drop it on the floor Let the rhythm change your world on the floor You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to L.A. New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!) Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor I know you got it clap your hands on the floor And keep on rockin’, rock it up on the floor If you’re a criminal kill it on the floor Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Its getting ill It's getting sick on the floor We never quit, we never rest on the floor If I ain’t wrong we’ll probably die on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!)
  • (Penn starts twirling Hope)
  • Penn and Hope: Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • Penn: That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy Seven tray donkey donk All I need is some vodka, some chonkey coke And watch it she gon' get donkey konged Baby if you’re ready for things to get heavy I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me Dale Don’t believe me just bet me My name ain’t Keath but I see why you Sweat me L.A. Miami New York Say no more get on the floor Get on the floor.
  • Hope: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (On The Floor ends)
  • Penn: (as he dipped Hope)
  • Hope:
  • (Penn and Hope both kiss together)

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