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Thomas: Hello, I'm along the tracks wondering what's going on?
Thomas: It's the Muppet Show!
Thomas/Mr Happy/Henry/Disney: It's time to play the music
Percy/Mr Tickle/Peter/Disney: This is our show tonight
All: It's time to meet the Muppets Yes the time is right.
Mr Strong: Enjoy the show tonight
Pingu: NOP NOP!
James: Have fun
Cookie: Num num num num num num num num num num num!
The Fat Controller: Let me eat in peace me bun.
All: Enjoy the show (x3)
Pinga: Oh mommy pingu!
Fat Controller: Get off my toe
Buzz: Sorry, I am Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace.
Thomas: Hello I'm Thomas the Tank Engine and here are two of my friends from Sodor.
James/Percy: I'm (name)
Mr Men: We're the Mr Men!
Mr Happy: I'm Mr Happy,(points to friends) this is Mr Tickle, this is Mr Strong, this is Mr Bump, this is Mr Funny and Mr Messy.
Mr Messy: (rubbing his tummy like Homer Simpson) Mmm pizza. Hey who the heck are you eating all the food?
Thomas: That's The Fat Controller.
(The villains roll along)
Diesel 10: Ha, good thing I called all you.
Diesel: What are we going to do?
Lotso: Can't you tell us Claw Diesel
Diesel 10: I'm Diesel 10 and pink bear we're gonna win against the others.
Lotso: I'm Lots-O-Huggin-Bear but everyone calls me Lotso.
(Rest of villains introduce themselves to each other)
Diesel: (rolls up and sees the goodies having fun] idiots. They won't have fun in the end. (goes back to Diesel 10). Diesel Ten, I found the goodies.
Diesel 10: Bl---y heaven. Are they having fun?
Arry: What should we do?
Diesel 10: Get them now.
Mr Rude: I'll trump for good.
Mr Grumpy: Oh crooked cucumbers!
All: But now well get it started on the MUPPET SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Grumpy: [blows saxophne loudly and longly and perfectly]