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Hoity Toity is a song from Spike the Dragon and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends song, Sir Topham Hatt.

Lyrics

His name is Hoity Toity
Some people say he's - Stout!!
Rather rotund, really quite round
But he doesn't see it like that
He considers he's a gentleman of merit,
with a town exquisitely fine
But his main aim is to see that his animals
run right on time!
Hoity - Hoity Toity
He's the head of the town
There is no doubt about that
Leader of the path
It's as plain as plain can be
for everyone to see that it's
Hoity Toity's Town!
One day he was having breakfast,
when Spike decided to call
He arrived unexpected
and quite uninvited
Straight through the dining room wall!
"My goodness!" said the Fashion Critic,
"why didn't you knock at the door?
This won't do at all, just look at my wall
and my breakfast on the floor!"
Hoity - Hoity Toity
He's the head of the town
There is no doubt about that
Leader of the path
It's as plain as plain can be
for everyone to see that it's
Hoity Toity's Town!
He's so proud of his animals
Each and everyone
And though he's strict and meticulous
Favourites he has none
If ever there is trouble,
you know who will be there
"If there's ever a crash, a smash or a muddle,
he's there on the double, no trouble!"
'Cos it's Hoity Toity's Town!
When Filthy Rich stayed in the tunnel,
everyone tried to push.
But Hoity Toity would have none of that,
"My doctor has forbidden me to push!"
And one day the wind blew his hair off!
A goat in the field saw his chance...
He just picked up the hair, said "Thank you for that!"
And ate it up for lunch!
Hoity - Hoity Toity
He's the head of the town
There is no doubt about that
Leader of the path
It's as plain as plain can be
for everyone to see that it's
Hoity Toity's Town!
Hoity - Hoity Toity
He's the head of the town
There is no doubt about that
Leader of the path
It's as plain as plain can be
for everyone to see that it's
Hoity Toity's Town!
Hoity Toity's Town!
Hoity Toi-ty!

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