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  • Narrator: One day, Hokey and Ding-a-Ling Wolf went shopping. But this happened...
  • Hokey: Can I have the 2005 Teletubbies Naughty Noo-Noo VHS, Ding?
  • Ding-a-Ling: No, Hokey! And Teletubbies are for babies!
  • Hokey: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I WANT IT!
  • Ding-a-Ling: YOU MUST DIE!
  • Narrator: The next day, Hokey and Ding-a-Ling went to another shop. But this happened...
  • Hokey: Can I have the 1979 Smurfs and Gargamel comic?!
  • Ding-a-Ling: No, Hokey! And we don't have $22.
  • Hokey: (yells so loudly that the whole city of Hanna-Barbera Land can hear him) I WANT IT!!!
  • Ding-a-Ling: Knock that off, Hokey!
  • Hokey: (slaps Ding-a-Ling very painfully) NO! NO!! NO!!! NOO!!!! NOOOO!!!
  • Ding-a-Ling: Right that it!!! I'm going to call the police RIGHT NOW! (dials the phone 9-1-1) Hello?
  • Pleakley: It's us, Ding-a-Ling.
  • David: We're going to kidnap Hokey!
  • David: Come on, fellas. Tippy-toe.
  • Ding-a-Ling: Hokey, if you keep that behavior, I will get a severe spanking!
  • Narrator: Hokey kept on crying and sobbing until Pleakley, David, and Gantu came inside the shop.
  • Pleakley: Hey! What are you doing?!?!
  • Hokey: STOP! I'm not gonna see some Smurfs comics!
  • David: We'll wrap you in toilet paper!
  • Gantu: You're right.
  • Hokey: (muffles) I feel like a mummy.
  • Pleakley and David: 1...2...3! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
  • Hokey: (falls off cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
  • David: Mummy?! Who's that Mummy?
  • Hokey: I am! In the 2000s BC!
  • Narrator: Later Ding-a-Ling Pleakley David Gantu Todd Dick Riley Agent K were playing dodgeball field
  • Pleakley: Ready
  • Agent K and Dick: GO!
  • Pleakley, David, Gantu: DIE HOKEY DIE!!!!!!!!
  • Ding-a-Ling: LOOK OUT, HOKEY!
  • Hokey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (falls off cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
  • Ding-a-Ling: Ha! I win!
  • (Booming)
  • Pleakley and Gantu: YAAAAYY!
  • My Melody: WE DEFEATEAD HOKEY!
  • Dick Daring: Why are you so flabbergasted sinior Hokey?
  • Hokey: i got defeated you guys
  • Dick Daring: you can Talk to Six Months
  • Hokey: Not Six Months
  • Dick Daring: YES SIX MONTHS
  • Ding-a-Ling: Oh No Hokey gonna to Eat My fruit were Not have a 2005 Teletubbies Naughty Noo-Noo tape or that 1979 The Smurfs and Gargamel comic
  • My Melody: Don't worry Ding
  • Dick Daring and My Melody: no or we kill you?
  • Hokey: they are passing blue
  • Skipper: never
  • Hokey: Why me? But, how can you stay for?
  • Skipper: Forever. Good bye.

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