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- Hokey Wolf
- Ding-a-Ling Wolf
- Yogi Bear (narrator)
- Winnie the Pooh (policeman)
- Rabbit (policeman)
- Tigger (policeman)
- King Dedede
- Danny (cameo)
- Sawyer (cameo)
- Huckleberry Hound (cameo)
- Charlie Brown (cameo)
- Gumball (cameo)
- Darwin (cameo)
- Narrator: One day, Hokey and Ding-a-Ling Wolf went shopping. But this happened...
- Hokey: Can I have the 2005 Teletubbies Naughty Noo-Noo VHS, Ding?
- Ding-a-Ling: No, Hokey! And Teletubbies are for babies!
- Hokey: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I WANT IT!
- Ding-a-Ling: YOU MUST DIE!
- Narrator: The next day, Hokey and Ding-a-Ling went to another shop. But this happened...
- Hokey: Can I have the 1979 Smurfs and Gargamel comic?!
- Ding-a-Ling: No, Hokey! And we don't have $22.
- Hokey: (yells so loudly that the whole city of Hanna-Barbera Land can hear him) I WANT IT!!!
- Ding-a-Ling: Knock that off, Hokey!
- Hokey: (slaps Ding-a-Ling very painfully) NO! NO!! NO!!! NOO!!!! NOOOO!!!
- Ding-a-Ling: Right that it!!! I'm going to call the police RIGHT NOW! (dials the phone 9-1-1) Hello?
- Pooh: It's us, Ding-a-Ling.
- Rabbit: We're going to kidnap Hokey!
- Tigger: Come on, fellas. Tippy-toe.
- Ding-a-Ling: Hokey, if you keep that behavior, I will get a severe spanking!
- Narrator: Hokey kept on crying and sobbing until Pooh, Rabbit, and Tigger came inside the shop.
- Pooh: Hey! What are you doing?!?!
- Hokey: STOP! I'm not gonna see some Smurfs comics!
- Rabbit: We'll wrap you in toilet paper!
- Tigger: You're right.
- Hokey: (muffles) I feel like a mummy.
- Pooh and Rabbit: 1...2...3! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
- Hokey: (falls off cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
- Rabbit: Mummy?! Who's that Mummy?
- Hokey: I am! In the 2000s BC!
- Narrator: Later Ding-a-Ling Pooh Rabbit Tigger Bloo Mac Frankie Coco were playing dodgeball field
- Pooh: Ready
- Coco and Mac: GO!
- Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger: DIE HOKEY DIE!!!!!!!!
- Ding-a-Ling: LOOK OUT, HOKEY!
- Hokey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (falls off cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
- Ding-a-Ling: Ha! I win!
- Pooh and Rabbit: YAAAAYY!
- Kirby: WE DEFEATEAD HOKEY!
- Mac: Why are you so flabbergasted sinior Hokey?
- Hokey: i got defeated you guys
- Mac: you can Talk to Six Months
- Hokey: Not Six Months
- Mac: YES SIX MONTHS
- Ding-a-Ling: Oh No Hokey gonna to Eat My fruit were Not have a 2005 Teletubbies Naughty Noo-Noo tape or that 1979 The Smurfs and Gargamel comic
- Kirby: Don't worry Ding
- Mac and Kirby: no or we kill you?
- Hokey: they are passing blue
- Snoopy: never
- Hokey: Why me? But, how can you stay for?
- Snoopy: Forever. Good bye.
Ding-a-Ling Wolf has Ganon's voice.
December 29, 2011