- Homestar Runner as Ludwig von Drake
- Tendafoot as Dumbo
- Li'l Brudder as Bambi
- Cheerleader as Cinderella
- The Ugly One as Cruella de Vil
- Sad Kid Boy as Prince Charming
- Sad Kid Girl as Snow White
- Crackotage as Genie
- Foxface as Princess Jasmine
- Gunhaver as Aladdin
- Atari Homestar Runner as Peter Pan
- Atari Marzipan as Tinker Bell
- What's Her Face as Lady
- Science Fiction Greg as Tramp
- Fort Wayne Locomotive as Lumiere
- Old-Timey Bubs as Cogsworth
- Perducci as Bashful
- Dangeresque as Grumpy
- Hot Tub as Sleepy
- Renaldo as Happy
- Baron Darin Diamonocle as Sneezy
- Istanbul as Dopey
- Dangeresque Too as Doc
- Fat Dudley as Ichabod Crane
- Baby Strong Sad as Mowgli
- Chumbly Wumbly Bear as Baloo
- Old-Timey Ghost as The Headless Horseman
- So and So as Princess Aurora
- The Angel as Mrs. Potts
- The Popular Vote as Chip
- Coach Z as Timon
- Pom-Pom as Pumbaa
- Marzipan as Ariel
- Mindy as Ursula
- The Homestar Runner as Quasimodo
- Old-Timey Marzipan as Esmeralda
- Moses Malone as Beast
- Baby Styles as Belle
- Strong Bad as Captain Hook
- The Cheat as Mr. Smee
- The Guys as Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum
- The Barbershop Trio as Donald Duck, Jose Carioca and Panchito Pistoles
- Teenage Marzipan as Pocahontas
- Don Knotts as Roy E. Disney
- 1-Up as Mad Hatter
- 20X6 Marzipan as Alice
- Mrs. So-and-so-erson as The Queen of Hearts
- The Squirrel as The Cheshire Cat
- Saddy Dumpington as Johnny Appleseed
- Fox Joe as Mr. Toad
- Mr. Bland as Casey
- Mr. Cricket as Jiminy Cricket
- The Prince of Town as Geppetto
- The Diapersmith as Pinocchio
- The S is for Sucks Dragon as Monstro
- 8-bit Coach Z as Hercules
- The Umpire as Philoctetes
- S. Bad as Hades
- Green Helmets as King Arthur
- Reinforcements as Merlin
- Blue Laser Commander as Sir Kay
- New Bad Guy Girl Character as Madam Mim
- It's a lion! as Young Simba
- Gift Exchange Lion as Mufasa
- Twelve-Times-a-Day Man as Rafiki
- Trogdor as Scar
- The Dancing Brothers as Three Little Pigs
- Old-Timey Strong Bad as The Big Bad Wolf
- Parrot as Iago
- Stinkoman as Jafar
- Dongolev as Robin Hood
- King of Peasantry as Prince John
- Craig as Cri-Kee
- Uzi Bazooka as Mushu
- Cutesy Buttons as Mulan
- Atari The Cheat as LeFou
- Atari Strong Bad as Gaston
- Weird Snake Joe as Kaa
- Strong Mad as Shere Khan
- Atari Dragon as The Aracuan Bird
- The Announcer as Ranger Woodlore Aubudon
- Preshy, Rafferty and Homeschool Winner as Wendy, Michael and John Darling
- The Rest as Pink Elephants
- Eh! Steve as Brer Rabbit
- The Sneak as Brer Fox
- Strong Man as Brer Bear
- The Birds as Dalmatian Puppies
- King Bubsgonzola Supreme as Paul Bunyan
- Zubs and Coach B as Chip 'n' Dale
- Momkins as Kanga
- Tompkins as Roo
- The Exact Same as Tigger
- Cheatball as Piglet
- Pan Pan as Winnie the Pooh
Homestar Runner: Where does everyone sit? Let me see... Hmm...
We got Tendafoot to the left, and we got Li'l Brudder to the right,
then Cheerleader, and The Ugly One, and The Sad Kids.
Crackotage's next to Foxface and Gunhaver and his lamp,
along with Atari Homestar Runner and Atari Marzipan and What's Her Face and the Science Fiction Greg.
Here's Fort Wayne Locomotive the football player, and Old-Timey Bubs, he's the poor collector,
There's Perducci, Dangeresque, Hot Tub, Renaldo, Baron Darin Diamonocle, Istanbul, Dangeresque Too.
Table Nine has Fat Dudley, by Baby Strong Sad and Chumbly Wumbly Bear,
Old Timey Ghost's Table Seven, and his head's at Table Two.
Over here is So and So. Ooh, someone wake her up!
From Beauty and the Beast, we got The Angel and The Popular One.
Coach Z and Pom-Pom, Marzipan, and Mindy in her shell,
The Homestar Runner's next to Old Timey Marzipan, Moses Malone is next to Baby Styles.
Strong Bad, now here's where he goes, here's where The Cheat goes.
The Guys goes right behind The Barbershop Trio.
Teenage Marzipan, that's where she goes, by Don Knotts, that's where he goes,
'Cause movie stars have egos and you gotta treat 'em right!
1-Up's next to 20X6 Marzipan, Mrs. So and So-person and The Squirrel,
Saddy Dumpington and Fox Joe and Mr. Bland and his bat.
Mr. Cricket and The Prince of Town and The Diapersmith, little elf!
And the S is for Sucks Dragon in the corner gets a table to himself.
We got 8-bit Coach Z, The Umpire, and S. Bad next to him,
Green Helmets next to Reinforcements and Blue Laser Commander by New Bad Guy Girl Character.
There's It's a lion by Gift Exchange Lion and Twelve-Times-a-Day Man next to Trogdor,
The Dancing Brothers, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Parrot and Stinkoman.
Dongolev, King of Peasantry, Craig, Uzi Bazooka, and Cutesy Buttons.
Here's Atari Strong Bad and there's Atari Strong Bad, then there's Weird Snake Joe and here's Strong Mad.
And the crazy Atari Dragon, and here's a The Announcer,
we got Preshy, Rafferty, Homeschool Winner, I could just go on and on!
The Rest, Eh! Steve!, and The Sneak and Strong Man.
Here's a hundred cute birds-Whoop! They need another chair!
King Bubsgonzola, Zubs and Coach B, and then there's Mompkins and there's Tompkins...
Right next to The Exact Same and to Cheatball and to Pan - He's the Pan.