Horton Hears A Who/The Polar Express are parodies with The Polar Express sounds and Horton Hears A Who clips.
- Horton as The Boy
- Ten Cents (from TUGS) as The Conductor
- Sally as The Girl
- Mr. Bump (from Mr. Men) as The Lonely Boy
- Big Mac (from TUGS) as The Train
- Gordon (from TTTE) as Father