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(The outtakes start off with the first take: Dipper sits down on a brown tape in Boss Wolf's apartment, but accidentally gets his bottom stuck in the hole with the audience laughing off-screen with Dipper laughing)

Dipper Pines: A little help here, please?

(Dipper continues laughing)

(Second take: Jim and Calhoun with Eugene, Wasabi, Fred and Ralph in the vent)

Wasabi: What are we gonna do, Jim?

Jim Hawkins: Use your head.

Wasabi: But I don't wanna use my head!

(They use Wasabi's head as a battering ram and they charge outside the vent, but the vent is still screwed on, and they crash into it)

Wasabi: Ow.

(Third take: The heroes inside the boxes zoom out, but Francis burps in the box)

Francis: I don't remember eating that.

(The heroes are disgusted by Francis' burping)

Alfonzo: I can't believe it.

Ferguson: That's the fifth time.

Justin: Who owns this guy in?!

Francis: Sorry, everyone. I had that bean burrito for lunch. Okay, I'm alright now. Sorry.

(Fourth take: Rapunzel packing Eugene with his stuff (part 1))

Rapunzel: I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes just in case. And if you get hungry, here's some Cheese puffs, and a key. I don't know what it's for, but you'll never know.

(Fifth take: Jackie trying to pull Dipper's string, but it gets loose, with Jackie and Dipper laughing)

Jackie Lynn Thomas: Could-should we just-should that be part of the movie now? He lo-he lost his string!

(Jackie continues laughing)

(Sixth take: Rapunzel packing Eugene with his stuff (part 2))

Rapunzel: And a golf ball, if you have time for golf, and a plastic steak, and a rubber duckie, and a yo-yo.

(Seventh take: Star and Marco roll calling Eugene, Wasabi, Fred and Ralph)

Marco Diaz: Who's behind?

Fred: Mine.

(Fred's behind catches up to himself)

Director: All right. Cut! Good take.

Fred: What? Good acting?! That was a good take?! Come on, you's a cute little bottom.

(Fred pets his bottom)

(Eighth take: Lumiere with the microphone (parts 1 & 2))

Lumiere: In fact, I think I feel a song coming on.

(The microphone hits Lumiere in the head)

Lumiere: Mr. Mic, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt your equipment? You got it right here in my hand. I'm not a very good catch. Okay. Now I'm ready for another take.

Director: Okay, let's go again.

(The microphone still hits Lumiere in the head, but accidentally swallows his squeaker then coughs)

Lumiere: Oh no. Oh no. I think I swallowed my squeaker.

(Lumiere continues coughing)

(Ninth take: Rapunzel packing Eugene with his stuff (part 3))

Rapunzel: And an extra bouncy bouncy ball, and some extra teeth. Be careful, they chatter.

(The teeth chatters on Eugene's bottom)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Whoa!

(Tenth take: Star and Marco walk around the heroes section, but Dipper is in the box making a funny face. Star and Marco snort with laughter)

(Eleventh take: Star and Marco get made fun of by Dipper (parts 1, 2 & 3))

Star Butterfly: We'll be back before Patch gets home.

(The audience laughs at Star and Marco with big bushy eyebrows, a mustache and a goatee)

Marco Diaz: What? What are you laughing about?!

(Star and Marco laugh)

Marco Diaz: Real funny, Dipper.

Director: All right, we're losing our lives. Wipe it up, and let's go again.

(Star, Marco, Eugene, Wasabi, Fred, Ralph and Olaf look out the window with laughter)

Fred: Gaddily bob-howdy!

(The audience laughs at Star and Marco with four circles on their faces)

Star Butterfly: What? What's so funny?!

Star and Marco: Dipper!

(Star and Marco pop their wings in amazement with the words "This Space for Rent" written on it)

(The audience laughs at Star and Marco with the "This Space for Rent" sign on the wings)

Star and Marco: Huh? Darn it, Dipper!

Director: Okay, let's go again.

(Twelfth take: Rapunzel packing Eugene with his stuff (part 4))

Rapunzel: And crayons, in case you get bored, and some blue Play-Doh.

(Rapunzel stuffs the blue Play-Doh on Eugene's bottom, causing his ears (except his nose, eyes, and mouth) to remove)

(Thirteenth take: Dipper asking if the Roundup Gang would like to become Patch's toys. Hans is talking to Jasmine and Aurora on the box)

Dipper Pines: Baymax and Pony Head, are you two with me?

(Baymax and Pony Head hugs Dipper)

Dipper Pines: Okay. Good guys. Hans, how about you?

Hans: And so you two are absolutely identical? (laughs softly) You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in "Human Story 3".

(Hans turns to the camera)

Hans: I'm sorry. Are we back?! Oh! All right, girls, lovely talking with you.

(Hans pushes the box door open)

Hans: Yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Alright, off you go then.

(Jasmine and Aurora leave)

(Fourteenth take: The snowgies are on the Pizza Planet truck)

Snowgie #1: So, do you make in the first "Human Story"?

Snowgie #2: Well, if you look at the letterbox copy, you can see my arm right in Dipper's ankle.

Snowgie #3: What are you gonna do next?

Snowgie #2: Well, I'm obviously starring in a toothpaste commercial.

Snowgie #1: Wow!

Snowgie #3: Really?!

Snowgie #1: That's great!

(Fifteenth take: Rapunzel packing Eugene with his stuff (part 5))

Rapunzel: And a dime, call me, and Cy-Bug chow.

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Cy-Bug chow?! For what?!

Rapunzel: Well, for the Cy-Bugs of course! Come on, Cy-Bugs.

(The Cy-Bugs come in to attack Eugene with the chow)

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: That's it! I draw the line at Cy-Bugs! Get my agent on the phone!

(Sixteenth take: Hans ruining the dramatic moment)

Hans: It's your choice, Dipper. You can go back, or you can stay with us, and last forever.

(Hans ends up farting, which makes the audience laugh)

Hans: Was that me? Oh, oh my! I'm so sorry. I guess that's why they call me "Stinky Hans". Phew!

(Seventeenth and final take: Belle waving goodbye to the camera multiple times, and is relieved that she couldn't take much more smiling)

Belle: We are so glad you came. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye now. Bye. Bye-bye. Remember, please discard all candy wrappers and popcorn containers in the nearest trash receptacle. Thank you. Okay, bye-bye now. Bye-bye. Bye. Okay. Are they all gone? Is every-is everybody gone? Huh? Good. Oh, my gosh, my cheeks are killing me. I can't keep smiling like this anymore. I am exhausted. I think I need a break. A little break? Okay. Phew.

(The outtakes black out)

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