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I-Shine Muppets is the next in the Muppet video collection based on I-Shine KNECT, starring the same cast from the Snowboard Muppets video.

Info

  • Hit the stage with Kermit and the gang, as they perform six songs in the style of Sabado Gigante's The Chacal of The Trumpet. There are also four Thomas Stories from the second season that feature Duck and Diesel.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Wild Kratts
  4. The Muppets
  5. Pokemon (in the style of the Puzzle League games)
  6. Sonic X
  7. Digimon
  8. Cardcaptors
  9. Kirby! Right Back At Ya
  10. Sailor Moon
  11. Mew Mew Power
  12. Super Pig
  13. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  14. Mega Man: NT Warrior
  15. Magical Doremi
  16. Glitter Force
  17. Samurai Pizza Cats
  18. Star Fox
  19. Flint The Time Detective
  20. Shinzo
  21. Bakugan
  22. Beyblade
  23. DinoZaurs
  24. Medabots
  25. Ultimate Muscle
  26. Mermaid Melody
  27. TMNT 2003
  28. Wedding Peach
  29. Shaman King
  30. The Winx Club
  31. Yo-Kai Watch
  32. Scan2Go
  33. Doraemon: Gadget Cat From The Future
  34. The Red Ribbon
  35. Dinosaur King
  36. Goldfish Warning!
  37. Mucha Lucha
  38. Static Shock
  39. Jackie Chan Adventures
  40. Totally Spies!
  41. Scooby-Doo
  42. Phantom Investigators
  43. Detention
  44. Generation O!
  45. Hoop-a-Joop
  46. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  47. The Susie Feeble Show
  48. Friends Forever
  49. Power Crystal Girls
  50. WarioWare
  51. Tetris Attack
  52. Diddy Kong Racing
  53. Men In Black: The Series
  54. Jumanji
  55. X-Men: Evolution
  56. The Avengers
  57. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  58. Tom and Jerry Tales
  59. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  60. Starlight
  61. Johnny Test
  62. Batman Beyond
  63. Xiaolin Showdown
  64. SWAT Kats
  65. Road Rovers
  66. Waynehead
  67. Ozzy and Drix
  68. Loonatics Unleashed
  69. Turbo FAST
  70. Legend Quest
  71. Dawn of The Croods
  72. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  73. Dragons
  74. All Hail King Julien
  75. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  76. Buddy Thunderstruck
  77. Kong: King of The Apes
  78. Troll Hunters
  79. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  80. Kulipari
  81. Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures
  82. Skylanders Academy
  83. Voltron: Legendary Defender
  84. Spirit Riding Free
  85. Dexter's Laboratory
  86. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  87. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  88. The Powerpuff Girls
  89. Johnny Bravo
  90. Codename: Kids Next Door
  91. Adventure Time
  92. Regular Show
  93. Cow and Chicken
  94. Ben 10
  95. The Secret Saturdays
  96. Generator Rex
  97. The Dork Diaries
  98. Teen Hearts
  99. The Dynamic Girls
  100. Spellcaster High
  101. Mike, Lu and Og
  102. Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
  103. We Bare Bears
  104. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  105. Camp Lazlo
  106. My Gym Partner's A Monkey
  107. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  108. Mighty Magiswords
  109. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
  110. Evil Con Carne
  111. Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?
  112. Time Squad
  113. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  114. The Replacements
  115. The Emperor's New School
  116. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  117. Phineas and Ferb
  118. Accidentally Adventures
  119. Gummi Bears
  120. Timon and Pumbaa
  121. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  122. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  123. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  124. Milo Murphy's Law
  125. Future Worm!
  126. Billy Dilley's Super Duper Subterranean Summer
  127. The 7D
  128. Pickle and Peanut
  129. American Dragon: Jake Long
  130. Dave The Barbarian
  131. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  132. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  133. Rumor Has It
  134. Teamo Supremo
  135. Teacher's Pet
  136. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  137. Jeff and Taylor
  138. Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
  139. The Buzz on Maggie
  140. Zachary and The Vamp
  141. SpongeBob SquarePants
  142. All Grown Up!
  143. CatDog
  144. The Wild Thornberrys
  145. Aaahh Real Monsters
  146. The Ren and Stimpy Show
  147. Hey Arnold!
  148. The Angry Beavers
  149. The Fairly OddParents
  150. T.U.F.F. Puppy
  151. Rocket Power
  152. As Told By Ginger
  153. Danny Phantom
  154. My Life As A Teenage Robot
  155. Chalk Zone
  156. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
  157. Sanjay and Craig
  158. Monsters vs. Aliens
  159. Rocko's Modern Life
  160. Danielle LaMarche: Time Bomb Girl
  161. Invader Zim
  162. Catscratch
  163. El Tigre
  164. Back At The Barnyard
  165. Fanboy and Chum Chum
  166. The Mighty B!
  167. Life With Loopy
  168. Adriana and Anya
  169. Austin Dallas: Secret Spy Boy
  170. Tak and The Power of Juju
  171. The Loud House
  172. Harvey Beaks
  173. Pig Goat Banana Cricket
  174. The Legend of Korra
  175. The X's
  176. Bunsen Is A Beast
  177. Guardians of The Galaxy
  178. Star Wars Rebels
  179. F-Zero: GP Legend
  180. Biker Mice From Mars
  181. Camp Lakebottom
  182. Super Noobs

Thomas Stories

  1. Duck Takes Charge
  2. Pop Goes The Diesel
  3. Diesel's Devious Deed
  4. A Close Shave For Duck

List of Music

  1. Muppet Sing-Along theme (the opening theme)
  2. We Are Monster High (covered by Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls)
  3. Breakaway (covered by Mel Szyslak)
  4. Poker Face (covered by Penny Round)
  5. Ex's and Oh's (covered by Malinda Doe)
  6. Bye Bye Bye (covered by Dipper and Several Timez)
  7. That Is His Business (covered by Mitchie O'Hara and Amethyst Giger)
  8. Strut (the ending theme)

Trivia

  • This crossover is inspired from TBN's I-Shine KNECT.
  • Kimiko wears her Master Monk Guan outfit.
  • This is the first time where a concert is held.

Script

  • (We open this crossover with the Muppet Sing-Along theme)
  • Kermit: Come on along we've got some real fun just for you. We'll sing a song I know that you can sing it too. We'll do a dance that'll get you giggly. Kick out a two-step let's get wiggly. I hear the song go ding and so, the time is right to sing a song so join us in our Muppet Sing-Along. We'll tell a story, we'll sing a song. The time is right you can't go wrong if you join us in our Muppet Sing-Along! Shee.
  • (We soon find Doki and the others at the I-Shine Studio)
  • Doki: Well, here we are.
  • Oto: The I-Shine KNECT Studio!
  • Chris: Home to all things Christ.
  • Martin: Yep!
  • Ash: I do hope Rebecca and the Hex Girls will see me!
  • Gary: Surely.
  • Helen: Ah can hardly see everythin' perfect!
  • Sarah: And look, here come ze Muppets.
  • (Kermit and a whole variety of Muppets arrive)
  • Kermit: Morning, guys.
  • Miss Piggy: Are you all set for the I-Shine Muppet Concert special?
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Surely.
  • Emily: Ah, it's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Candy: How are things?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just perfect.
  • Turbo: Good.
  • Chet: Do you remind us of Duck the Great Western Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Chet. He made his first visit to the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Duck Takes Charge starts)
  • Percy: Do you know what?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy.
  • Gordon: What?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grunted Gordon.
  • Percy: Do you know what?
  • Gordon: Silly!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Of course I don't know what. If you don't tell me what what is.
  • Percy: Sir Topham Hatt says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a bigger engine to help me.
  • James: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: Any engine could do it. If you work hard and chatterless, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy went off to get some coaches.
  • Percy: That stupid old signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a signal and gone backwards instead of forwards.
  • Percy: No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little engine and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he didn't know how. By the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. He brought some coaches to the station.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look tired.
  • Percy: Yes sir, I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my dome or on my wheels.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look the right way up to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up. The new engine is bigger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbour? Thomas and Toby will help too.
  • Percy: Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The new engine arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What's your name?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Duck: Montague, sir, but I'm usually called Duck. They say I waddle. I don't really, sir, but I like Duck better than Montague.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Duck it shall be. Here, Percy, show Duck around.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The two engines went off together. Soon they were very busy. James, Gordon and Henry watched Duck quietly doing his work.
  • Henry: He seems a simple sort of engine.
  • James: We'll have some fun and order him about.
  • Henry, Gordon, James: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Smoke billowed everywhere. Percy was cross, but Duck took no notice.
  • Duck: They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, Percy?
  • Percy: Yes they do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Percy.
  • Duck: Right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: We'll soon stop that nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whispered something.
  • Duck: We'll do it later.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extroitnary noise.
  • Henry, Gordon and James: Wheesh! (snorting)
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said and hurried to the yard. Duck and Percy calmly sat on the switches outside the shed, refusing to let the engines in. Gordon, James and Henry were furious.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Stop that noise!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bellowed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Gordon: They won't let us in!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Duck, explain this behavior.
  • Duck: Beg pardon, sir, but I'm a great western engine. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. Percy and I will be glad if you like to inform these, um, engines that we only take orders from you.
  • (Engines whistling)
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Quiet!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Percy and Duck, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon, Henry and James sniggered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: As for you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've been worse. You made a disturbance. Duck is quite right. This is my railway and I give the orders.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: After Percy went away, Duck was left to manage alone. He did so...easily!
  • (Duck Takes Charge ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Duck made his first visit to the Island of Sodor.
  • Clemont: Good.
  • Bonnie: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish, just as Rebecca Norman and the Hex Girls arrive)
  • Rebecca and the Hex Girls: Yo, Ashy-Boy!
  • Ash: (blushing with glee) It's Rebecca and the Hex Girls!
  • Rebecca: We've wanted to feel right at the I-Shine Muppet Studio!
  • Thorn: Come on.
  • (As they lead Ash to the stage, Julie, Theresa, Ann and Jonny arrive)
  • Jonny: And action!
  • Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for YTV News, and at my side are Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora.
  • Theresa: Here we are live at the I-Shine Muppet studio, where we are about to experience a concert.
  • Ann: Let's hear what Rabbit and Principal Slimovitz will have to say right now.
  • Rabbit: In our first act is We Are Monster High.
  • Principal Slimovitz: Originally by Madison Beer, covered by Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Ash, Rebecca and the Hex Girls, dressed in Madison Beer and the High School Students's uniforms, perform We Are Monster High)
  • Ash, Rebecca, and the Hex Girls: (singing) We are monsters, we monsters we are proud, We are monsters say it loud! High school's a horror, can't get out of my bed Everybody's talking, but it's not in my head They say, "Don't be different, be like them instead," But they can't keep us down 'cause we're Monster High-bred. The clock is striking thirteen, Whoa oh oh oh oh! It's time to cheer for your team! Whoa oh oh oh oh! You are the ghoulest ghoul by far So don't be afraid of who you are! 'Cause tonight, we're gonna leave our fears behind, (Huh!) We're in it together, Stepping out and we're letting our spirits fly! (Oh yeah!) Stay fierce forever! Wa, wa, wa, wa-oh! Freak out if you dare! Wa, wa, wa, wa-oh! Your best nightmare! Don't stop rocking your right to fright! We are Monster High! We are monsters, we are proud, We are monsters, say it loud! Come on! Perfectly imperfect and we do it our way! United, not divided - won't get cast away! They say, "Go run and hide," But I just gotta say, we're drop dead gorgeous each and everyday! The clock is striking thirteen, (Whoa!) It's time to scream for your team! (Whoa!) We don't have to say goodbye; 'cause friends like these will never die! 'Cause tonight, we're gonna leave our fears behind, (Huh!) We're in it together! C'mon! It's time to let our spirits fly! (Yeah!) Stay fierce forever! (Wa, wa, wa, wa-oh!) Freak out if you dare! (Wa, wa, wa, wa-oh!) Your best nightmare! Don't stop, rockin' your right to fright! We are Monster High! We are monsters, we are proud! We are monsters, say it loud! (We are Monster High!) We are monsters, we are proud! We are Monster High!
  • (We Are Monster High ends)
  • Ash: We did it!
  • Rebecca: Now, Sakura and Kaito will hear it!
  • Heather: (dismissively) Humph! That Ash is nothing but a mere fool!
  • Rabbit: In our second act is Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson.
  • Principal Slimovitz: As covered by Mel Szyslak.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mel performs Breakaway while using her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Da da da da da da da da. Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends as Mel gets up and woos for the crowd)
  • Mel: Thank you, thank you very much!
  • (Gonger smacks his gong at that moment, and the Tea Time Monsters appear)
  • A Tea Time Monster: Story time!
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Great!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Now, we're talking!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Diesel's visit to Sodor.
  • (He blows his whistle and Pop Goes The Diesel starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The cars and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.
  • Duck: There are two ways of doing things.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck told them.
  • Duck: The Great Western way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and...
  • Henry, Gordon and James: Don't we know it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They groaned. The engines were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. Sir Topham Hatt introduce him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.
  • Diesel: Good morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.
  • Diesel: Please to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The silly engines were flattered.
  • Engines: He has very good manners.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They murmured.
  • Engines: We're pleased to have in our yard.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck had his doubts.
  • Duck: Come on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said. Diesel purred after him.
  • Diesel: Your worth Top...
  • Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.
  • Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
  • Duck: Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my cars while I fetch Gordon's coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel delighted to show off, purred away. When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some cars from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move.
  • Diesel: Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
  • Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The cars groaned.
  • Cars: We can't! We won't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck watched with interest. Diesel lost patience.
  • Diesel: Grrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He roared, and gave a great heave. The cars jerked forward.
  • Cars: Ohhh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Cars: We can't! We won't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
  • Diesel: Grrrr!
  • Duck: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and try to push the cars back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other cars.
  • Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.
  • Diesel: Don't you want this lot?
  • Duck: No thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel gulped.
  • Diesel: And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?
  • Duck: You never asked me. Besides.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
  • Diesel: Grrrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the cars were laughing and singing at him.
  • Cars: Cars are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong cars out, Pop Goes The Diesel!
  • Diesel: Grrr!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.
  • (Pop Goes The Diesel ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Diesel wanted to plot revenge.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: Whoa.
  • Rabbit: In our third act is Poker Face by Lady Gaga.
  • Principal Slimovitz: Covered by Penny Round herself.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Penny, dressed as Lady Gaga, performs Poker Face)
  • Penny: (singing along to the song) Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got (Chorus) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause I'm marvelous (Chorus x3) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
  • (Poker Face ends as Penny bows down)
  • Penny: I did it! Thanks, everyone!
  • Tsubasa: (to himself) Penny's a fabulous princess from out of this world. I knew it.
  • Rabbit: In our fourth act is Ex's and Oh's.
  • Principal Slimovitz: A song from Elle King as covered by Malinda Doe herself.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Malinda, dressed as Elle King, performs Ex's and Oh's while using her guitar)
  • Malinda: (singing) Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man I showed him all the things that he didn't understand Whoa, and then I let him go Now, there's one in California who's been cursing my name 'Cause I found me a better lover in the UK Hey, hey, until I made my getaway One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and oh's I had a summer lover down in New Orleans Kept him warm in the winter, left him frozen in the spring My, my, how the seasons go by I get high, and I love to get low So the hearts keep breaking, and the heads just roll You know that's how the story goes One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and oh's One, two, three, they gonna run back to me Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas One, two, three, they gonna run back to me They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all They won't let go Ex's and oh's.
  • (Ex's and Oh's ends as Malinda delivers a finishing curtsy)
  • Malinda: Thank you, everyone! Thank you!
  • Reginald: Wow, Malinda, you did sing it properly.
  • Malinda: Yep.
  • Reginald: (grabs her hands) I see you've won fair and square.
  • Malinda: That's me.
  • (Gonger hits the gong again)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just two more.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And we mean it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: I remember Diesel's lies to poor Duck.
  • (He blows his whistle and Diesel's Devious Deed starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel the new engine was sulking. The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him.
  • Freight Cars: Show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was horrified.
  • Duck: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel was still furious.
  • Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Henry: Nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
  • Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he sniggered away.
  • Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Guffawed the cars.
  • Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Henry.
  • Henry: We cannot allow it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They consulted together.
  • Henry: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three engines barred his way.
  • Gordon, James and Henry: Hooosh!
  • James: Keep out!
  • Duck: Stop fooling.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.
  • Duck: I'm tired.
  • Gordon, James and Henry: So are we.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed the engines.
  • Gordon, James and Henry: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the cars.
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
  • Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
  • James: Rusty red scrap-irons!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed James.
  • Henry: I'm old square wheels!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed Henry.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck considered.
  • Duck: I only wish sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said gravely.
  • Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
  • Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
  • Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel lurked up.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
  • Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but know nothing.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Duck: As you wish, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.
  • (Diesel's Devious Deed ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's what happened to poor Duck the Great Western Engine.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: Oh, my.
  • Rabbit: In our fifth act is Bye Bye Bye from N'SYNC.
  • Principal Slimovitz: Covered by Dipper Pines, with guest appearances by Several Timez.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Dipper and Several Timez perform Bye Bye Bye)
  • Dipper and Several Timez: (singing together) (Hey, Hey) Bye, Bye, Bye Bye, Bye... Bye, Bye... Oh, Oh.. I'm doin' this tonight, You're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey baby come on, I loved you endlessly, When you weren't there for me. So now it's time to leave and make it alone I know that I can't take no more  It ain't no lie I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough. It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye (Oh, Oh) Just hit me with the truth, Now, girl you're more than welcome to. So give me one good reason,  Baby come on I live for you and me,  And now I really come to see,  That life would be much better once you're gone. I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie, I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby Bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh) It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye I'm giving up I know for sure I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more Bye Bye I'm checkin' out I'm signin' off Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough Don't wanna be your fool In this game for two So I'm leavin' you behind Bye, bye, bye... I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough) But I had enough And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...) Bye, Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool) But it ain't no lie Baby bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough), I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough). Might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Bye, bye, bye.
  • (Bye Bye Bye ends)
  • Dipper: Woo! I did it at last!
  • Stan: (to Soos) Dipper's amazing.
  • Soos: Uh huh.
  • Rabbit: Ending our act is That Is His Business.
  • Principal Slimovitz: Originally by Graciela Beltran, covered by Mitchie O'Hara and Amethyst Giger.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as Mitchie and Amethyst, dressed in Skills USA uniforms with tan pantyhose and black high heels, perform That Is His Business with a mariachi band in the background)
  • Mitchie: (singing the first verse) They ask me that if we are lovers. That if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend ....
  • Amethyst: (singing the second verse) That they have never seen him. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*)
  • (Mariachi interlude)
  • Mitchie: That they have never seen them. Because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ...
  • Amethyst: Even if you don't believe it we're going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ...
  • Both: We just know that we're in love with them, and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends as Mitchie and Amethyst throw off their high heels before delivering their curtsies)
  • Mitchie: We did it!
  • Amethyst: We're sure to tell Scott and Arnold that all is well!
  • (Gonger does one last gong smack)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It's our end.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We know that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: I remember Duck in a closer shave.
  • (He blows his whistle and A Close Shave For Duck starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck the Great Western Engine puffed sadly to Edward's station.
  • Duck: It's not fair.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He complained.
  • Duck: Diesel has been telling lies about me and made Sir Topham Hatt and all the engines think I'm horrid.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward smiled.
  • Edward: I know you weren't, and so does Sir Topham Hatt. You wait and see. Why don't you help me with these cars?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck felt happier with Edward, and set to work at once. The cars were silly, heavy and noisy. The two engines have to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon. At last, they reached the top of the hill.
  • Duck: Goodbye!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Duck, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Duck love coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly...
  • Duck: It was the conductor's warning whistle.
  • Freight Cars: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Roared the cars.
  • Freight Cars: We've broken away, we've broken away! Chase him, bump him, throw him off the rails!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled.
  • Duck's Driver: Hurry, Duck, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver. They raced through Edward's station, but the cars were catching up.
  • Duck's Driver: As fast as we can, then they'll catch us gradually.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The driver was gaining control.
  • Duck's Driver: Another clear mile and we'll do it. Oh, glory, look at that!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James was just pulling out on they're line through the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash.
  • Duck's Driver: It's up to you now, Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried the driver. Duck put every ounce of wait and steam against the cars.
  • Duck: It's too late!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck groaned. He veered into a siding where a barber had sent off shop. He was shaving a customer.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The silly cars were knocked their conductor off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning. But the cars didn't care. They were feeling very pleased with themselves.
  • Duck: Beg pardon, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Duck.
  • Duck: Excuse my intrusion.
  • Barber: No I won't.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the barber.
  • Barber: You frightened my customers! I'll teach you!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he lathered Duck's face all other. Poor Duck! Thomas was helping to pull the cars away when Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Barber: I do not like engines popping through my walls.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Fumed the barber.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I appreciate your feelings.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But you must know that this engine and his crew had prevented a serious accident. It was a very close shave.
  • Barber: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the barber.
  • Barber: Oh! Excuse me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He filled the basin of water to wash Duck's face.
  • Barber: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were been a brave engine.
  • Duck: That's all right, sir. I didn't know that either.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You were very brave indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm proud of you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt watched the rescue operation, then he had more news to Duck.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.
  • Duck: Home, sir? Do you mean the yard?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Of course.
  • Duck: But, sir, they don't like me. They like Diesel.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Not now. I never believed Diesel, so I sent him packing. The engines were sorry and want you back.
  • (Engines whistling)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A few days later when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Duck the Great Western Engine.
  • (A Close Shave For Duck ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Duck got a close shave.
  • Randy: Thank you for hearing that
  • Howard: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Rabbit: And this year's winner goes to...
  • (Drums roll, then stop)
  • Principal Slimovitz: Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town!
  • Ash: Yippee!
  • Mel: (dropping her guitar) WHAT?!
  • Meilin: Impossible!
  • Heather: (enraged) Oh, that Ash!
  • (She pulls out a green marker)
  • Heather: (in a loud outburst) I'LL SHOW YOU!!!
  • (Malinda and Theodora grab hold of Heather)
  • Heather: Put me down!
  • Malinda: You've got to calm down!
  • Theodora: And out with it!
  • Sakura: Well, Ash, here's a reward.
  • (She kisses him on his cheek)
  • Ash: (blushing) That's good.
  • Julie: This has just in, folks! The concert is over!
  • Theresa: Tune in next time for our next coverage.
  • Ann: Thank you, and have a great night.
  • (They all blow kisses at us, ending the video)
  • (In a credit roll on a black background, Strut plays)
  • Cheetah Girls: You can breathe in the music the city makes Move by the rhythm the Gypsies play Deep inside it comes alive. There is a whisper that feeds your soul Word's so beautiful like a Spanish rose Till you hypnotize that's when you arrive You got to strut like you mean it Free your mind It's not enough just to dream it Come on, come on. Get up when you feel it It's your chance to shine Strut like you mean it Come on, come on, come on, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Deep in the pavements kicking through the streets To wonder like Picasso in the Barcelona heat. Passion is the fashion and life is poetry We welcome to another worlds where every heart can beat (ow, ow) In a different tempo there's never a wrong one (never a wrong one (never a wrong one)) Building to a crescendo You know the journey is just begun (ah, ah, ah). Hey feel the flow when you just can't move no more (no more) The city wants to show (aha) you something (something), something (something) A heart unfolds (unfolds ) that you will never know (never know) Barcelona soul (uh) says something (something), something good is coming, is coming, yeah Everybody knows that something good is coming on! You got to strut... Bienvenidas esto es mi sueño Come on, come on, get up! Síganme y descubran mi Barcelona Stand! Come on, come on! Bienvenidas esto es mi sueño Come on, come on... [fading]

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