I Am A Fine Musician is a song from Barney and Friends.
Ruby Gloom: I am a fine musician, that's what the people say
And everybody dances everytime I play
My trumpet, my trumpet, they love to hear my trumpet
Severus Snape: I am a fine musician, I practice every day
And people come from miles around just to hear me play
My tuba, my tuba, they love to hear my tuba
Oom-pah, oom-pah, oom-pah, oom-pah, oom-pah!
(Ruby Gloom sings her "ra-ta-ta-ta-tas" with Snipe's "oompah, oompahs")
Oopsy Bear: I am a fine musician, my music is so gay
And when I play my trooooombone, people throw pennies my way!
My trombone, my trombone, they love to hear my trombone!
Waaaaa, waah-waah-o-waah, wa, wa, waa, wa, wah!
(Snipe and Ruby sing)
Little Miss Naughty: I am a fine musician, and people throw me pay
For when I play my flute, people throw money my way
My flute! My flute! They love to hear my flute!
Deedle-dee-dee-deet-dee-dee-de-de-dede-deedle dee deet deet, deedle-deedle, de!
All: We all are fine musicians, that's what the people say
And every time we play, people join our way
Brainy Smurf: My drum. My drum. They love to hear my drum.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
(Snape, Ruby Gloom, Miss Naughty and Oopsy sing along with Brainey)
Ruby Gloom: Oh no, my trumpet has honey in the mouth-piece!