Ice Skaters Gonna Skate is the seventeenth episode of Mr. Conductor and A Not-So-Ordinary Family.


  • The Smiths and the YTV characters are ready for ice skating. They soon meet up with Mark, Tinker and Debbie who explain that Kaito Tatsuno is ready to ice skate with Chelsea. However, a monster called The Phantom Ice Skater is out to get the gang. Luckily, Darkwing Duck arrives to save the day. Granny then unmasks The Phantom Ice Skater, revealing none other than Cindy Slam. Afterwards, Mark thanks everybody.

Shows as Characters

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. A Not-So-Ordinary Family
  3. Pokemon
  4. Mucha Lucha
  5. Hoop-a-Joop
  6. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  7. What's New, Scooby-Doo?
  8. Adriana and Anya
  9. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  10. The Replacements
  11. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  12. Megaman NT Warrior
  13. Jackie Chan Adventures
  14. The Clique: The Animated Series
  15. Static Shock
  16. Phantom Investigators
  17. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  18. Jumanji
  19. Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers
  20. The Emperor's New School
  21. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  22. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  23. The 7D
  24. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  25. Gravity Falls
  26. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  27. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  28. Tom and Jerry Tales
  29. Marilyn
  30. Friends Forever
  31. Ozzy and Drix
  32. Tetris Attack
  33. Fluffy Gardens
  34. Star Fox
  35. Sonic X
  36. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  37. Donkey Kong Country
  38. WarioWare: The Animated Series
  39. Cardcaptors
  40. Sea Princesses
  41. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  42. Generation O!
  43. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  44. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  45. Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron
  46. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  47. X-Men Evolution
  48. Tiny Toon Adventures
  49. Xiaolin Showdown
  50. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. Henry's Special Coal
  2. The Flying Kipper


  • This is the appearances of Mark, Tinker and Debbie.
  • It is revealed that Chelsea likes Kaito.
  • Monster of the Day: The Phantom Ice Skater.
  • Chase Song: Rock This Town by Stray Cats.
  • Culprit: Cindy Slam.
  • End Theme: Life With Derek theme song.


  • (We open this episode with the A Not So Ordinary Family theme song)
  • (We afterwards open with the gang at the Ice Skating contest)
  • Dave: This is it, guys.
  • Cassie: We're in the Ice Skating contest.
  • Ash: I'm so psyched to see Mark, Tinker and Debbie.
  • Phoebe: They're all without Speed Buggy.
  • Donkey Kong: It's all in good order.
  • Diddy Kong: Yep.
  • Sophia: We're sure to understand.
  • Lolita: And we mean it.
  • Virgil: You know, ice skating is easy.
  • Richie: Great idea.
  • Claire: We're all expecting Mark, Tinker and Debbie.
  • Massie: And look, here they come now!
  • (Mark, Tinker and Debbie arrive)
  • Mark, Tinker and Debbie: Hi, guys!
  • Rikochet: You came!
  • Flea: The Flea is so excited about skating.
  • Brock: (blushing) You're so handsome, Debbie.
  • Debbie: Me?
  • Brock: (proposing to Debbie) Yes, my sweetheart. Let me date you for sure.
  • Debbie: Not really.
  • Zuzu: (pulling Brock's ear) Alright, Brock, that does it. You're going out of here for good.
  • Alex: Oh, boy.
  • Peter: Here we go again.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: I have to admit, Brock is always rejected.
  • Jade: You're right, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Buena Girl: We want to ice skate together.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: What a clever idea, Buena Girl.
  • Bumpty: Good times will always tell.
  • Raphael: Did Henry need coal?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Raphael. He had to be refilled in no time. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Henry's Special Coal starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One morning, Henry was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes he can pull trains, but sometimes he felt he had no strength at all.
  • Henry: I suffer dreadfully and no one cares.
  • James: Rubbish, Henry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Snorted James.
  • Henry: You don't work hard enough!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt spoke to him too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What's wrong with you, Henry? You have lots of new parts and new paint too, but they've done you no good. If we can't make you better, we must get another engine instead of you to do the work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: This made Henry, his driver and fireman very sad. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting when Henry came to the platform. He had taken off his hat and coat and put on overalls. Henry managed to start but his fireman was not satisfied.
  • Henry's Fireman: Henry is a bad steamer.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said to Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Henry's Fireman: I built up his fire, but it doesn't give enough heat.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry tried very hard, but it was no good. He didn't have enough steam, and came to a stop outside Edward's station.
  • Henry: Oh dear!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thought Henry.
  • Henry: I shall have to go away! Oh dear, oh dear!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: All he could do is to go slowly onto a siding, and Edward took charge of the train. Sir Topham Hatt and the Fireman went on discussing Henry's troubles.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What do you think is wrong, fireman?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Henry's Fireman: Excuse me, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He answered.
  • Henry's Fireman: But the fact is the coal was wrong. We've had a poor lot lately, and today's it's worse. The other engines can manage. They had big fireboxes. Henry's is small and can't make the heat. With Welsh coal, he'd be a different engine.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It's expensive.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Henry: But Henry must have a fair chance. James shall go and fetch them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When the Welsh coal came, Henry's Driver and Fireman were excited.
  • Henry's Driver and Fireman: Now we'll show 'em, Henry old fellow.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They carefully made his fire, putting large lumps of coal like a wall round the outside, then the glowing middle part was covered in smaller lumps.
  • Henry: You're spoiling my fire.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Complained Henry.
  • Henry's Fireman: Wait and see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the fireman.
  • Henry's Fireman: We'll have a roaring fire just when we wanted.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was right. When Henry reach the platform, the water was boiling nicely, and he had to let off steam.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: How are you, Henry?
  • Henry: Peep, peep, peep! I feel fine!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Have you a good fire, driver?
  • Henry's Driver: Never better, sir, and plenty of steam.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: No record breaking.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Don't push him too hard.
  • Henry's Driver: Henry won't need pushing, sir. I'll have to hold him back.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry had a lovely day. He had never felt so well of his life. He wanted to go fast, but his driver wouldn't let him.
  • Henry's Driver: Steady old fellow.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He would say.
  • Henry's Driver: There's plenty of time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They arrived early at the station. Thomas puffed in.
  • Henry: Where have you been, lazybones?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Henry.
  • Henry: Oh, I can't wait for dawdling tank engines like you. Goodbye.
  • Thomas: Whoosh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas to the coaches.
  • Thomas: Have you ever seen anything like it?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Both Annie and Clarabel agreed that they never had.
  • (Henry's Special Coal ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's why Henry had coal to be refilled.
  • Fox: Cool.
  • Falco: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (As the Conductors disappear, Kaito arrives)
  • Kaito: Hey, Chelsea. Want to ice skate with me?
  • Chelsea: Surely.
  • (Soon, everyone is ice skating)
  • Ash: Wow, this is great!
  • Rikochet: You know what they say? It's all in good timing.
  • Scooby: Reah.
  • (Suddenly, the lights go out)
  • Knuckles: What the?!
  • 9-Volt: Who turned out the lights?!
  • (The gang soon hear a loud cackling sound)
  • Susie: Do I hear some cackling?!
  • Emma: I guess so.
  • (The cackling sound is heard again)
  • Amethyst: It sounds like someone's coming to haunt us!
  • Madeline: Look!
  • (As the lights go back on, The Phantom Ice Skater appears before the gang)
  • Casey: Oh my goodness!
  • Jericho: That's the Phantom Ice Skater!
  • Paolo: And we don't want to get hit by that monster!
  • Tooty: RUN FOR IT!!!
  • (As they race away from the Phantom Ice Skater while screaming, Rock This Town plays)
  • Stray Cats: Well, my baby and me went out late Saturday night I had my hair piled high and my baby just looked so right Well-ell, pick you up at ten, gotta have you home at two Mama don't know what I got in store for you But that's all right, 'cause we're looking as cool as can be Well, we found a little place that really didn't look half bad I had a whiskey on the rocks, and changed half a dollar for the jukebox Well-ell, I put a quarter right into that can, but all they played was disco, man Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out (Rock it, rock right in!) (Whoa!) (Whoo!) (Oh my god) Whoo! Well, we're having a ball just a-bopping on the big dance floor Well, there's a real square cat, he looks a 1974 Well-ell, he looked at me once, he looked at me twice Look at me again and there's a-gonna be fight We're gonna rock this town We're gonna rip this place apart We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock this place apart We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Make 'em scream and shout Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock We're gonna rock till we pop We're gonna rock till we drop We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out Whoo!
  • (Rock This Town ends)
  • (While we hear the SMB2 Boss theme, the gang still run from the Phantom Ice Skater)
  • (When they reach a dead end, the monster approaches them)
  • Ash: What I don't like is the way you act stricter than before!
  • Tinker: Don't ya dare interfere with that!
  • (Just then, they hear a voice)
  • Darkwing: I am the terror that flaps through the night. I will punish you with all your forces!
  • The Phantom Ice Skater: What?!
  • (Darkwing proceeds to knock The Phantom Ice Skater unconscious)
  • Adriana: Darkwing Duck!
  • Anya: All right!
  • Darkwing: I'm so glad that I have to save you guys.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Nicely done, Darkwing.
  • Lan: It's all thanks to him.
  • Dex: We couldn't have done it without our hero.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Exactly, Dex.
  • Dribble: You know, everyone has something that they really love.
  • Spitz: Do you remember the rest of Henry's adventures?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Like the time he had a midnight run to do. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and The Flying Kipper starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One winter evening, Henry's driver said...
  • Henry's Driver: We'll be out early tomorrow. We've got to take the Flying Kipper. Don't tell Gordon, but I think if we pull the Kipper nicely, Sir Topham Hatt will let us pull the express. The special coal they gave you is working well.
  • Henry: Hooray!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Henry.
  • Henry: That will be lovely.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: All kinds of ships use the harbour at the big station by the sea. There are passenger ships, cargo ships and fishing boats also come here. They unload their fish on the key. Some of them goes the shops in the town, and the rest in a special train to other places far away. This is the train the railwaymen called the Flying Kipper. Henry was ready at 5:00. There was snow and frost. Men hustled and shouted loading up the crates of fish. The last door banged, the guard showed his green lamp, and the Flying Kipper was ready to go.
  • Henry: Come on, come on, don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Henry to the freight cars. The cars shuttered and groaned.
  • Cars: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, all right, all right!
  • Henry: That's better, that's better.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Henry. Cloud of smoke and steam poured from his funnel into the cold air, and the fire's light shown brightly.
  • Henry: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Panted Henry. They were going well. The light grew better, signal light shown green as they passed. Then, a yellow signal appeard ahead. His driver prepared to stop, but the home signal was down.
  • Henry's Driver: All clear, Henry. Away we go.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They couldn't know the switches from the main line to a siding were frozen, and a home signal should have been set a danger, but snow had forced it down. A freight train was waited in a siding to let the Flying Kipper past, and a Driver and Fireman were drinking cocoa in the caboose.
  • Conductor: The Kipper is due.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the conductor.
  • Fireman: Who cares?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the Fireman.
  • Fireman: This is good cocoa.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The driver got up.
  • Driver: Come on, fireman, back to our engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They got out just in time.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry's driver and fireman had jumped clear before the crash, but Henry lay dazed and surprised. Sir Topham Hatt came to see him.
  • Henry: The signal was down, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up, Henry. It wasn't your fault. Ice and snow cause the accident. I'm sending you to Crewe, a fine place for sick engines. They'll give you your new shape and a larger firebox. You'll feel a different engine, and you won't need special coal anymore. Won't that be nice?
  • Henry: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry doubtfully. Henry liked being a Crewe, but was glad to come home. A crowd of people waited to see him arrive in his new shape. He looked so splendid and strong that they gave him three cheers.
  • Henry: Peep, peep!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled.
  • Henry: Thank you very much!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: I'm sorry to say that a lot of little children were often late for school, because they waited to see Henry go by. They often see him pulling the express. He does it so well that Gordon is jealous. But that's another story.
  • (The Flying Kipper ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So it's Henry who got remodeled after an accident.
  • Jackie: Interesting.
  • Uncle: Uncle knows you're leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Granny: Now, to find out who the real culprit is!
  • (She unmasks The Phantom Ice Skater, revealing Cindy Slam)
  • The Mascaritas: Cindy Slam?!
  • Cindy: You've fooled me! I was meant to be bad if it weren't for you meddling losers!
  • Scott: Pathetic! You'd be sorry for what you did!
  • Logan: So from now on, bub, you're out!
  • Cindy: Oh no.
  • (That evening)
  • Mark: Thank you so much for helping us.
  • Tinker: We've been very impressed ta hear that.
  • Julie: You're welcome.
  • Benjamin: Well, we'd better get going. Bye for now.
  • Debbie: Have fun, everyone! Take care. We're wishing you good luck.
  • All the characters: We will!
  • (They all head back to the Smith Household as we end the episode)
  • (Against a black background, while the end credits roll, the Life With Derek theme song plays)
  • Chorus: It used to be my mother and my sister and me, a happy little family, and alright with me. When mom got married, that's when everything changed. Some things were lost, and others were gained. A new school, a new house, so many changes it makes my head spin. Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin. This is life with Derek This is life with Derek This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George, and Nora, Marti, and Casey Livin' life with Derek Livin' life with Derek.

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