- Cpl. Bauers as Barney
- Rita as Baby Bop
- Frito Pendejo as Shawn
- President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho as Riff
- Secretary of State as Kenneth
- Dr. Lexus as Michael
- Beef Supreme as The Winkster
- Upgrayedd as Derek
- Brawndo CEO as BJ
- Judge Hector BMW as Carlos
- Voice of the IPPA Computer as Mr. Boyd
- Secret Service Thug as Professor Tinkerputt
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