Cast[]
- Cpl. Bauers as Orson
- Rita as Lanolin
- Frito Pendejo as Bo
- President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho as Edward R. Furrow
- Secretary of State as Fred
- Dr. Lexus as Odie
- Beef Supreme as The Weasel
- Upgrayedd as Wade
- Brawndo CEO as Roy
- Judge Hector BMW as Garfield
- Voice of the IPPA Computer as Jon Arbuckle
- Secret Service Thug as The Police Dog