• Cpl. Bauers as Kermit the Frog
  • Rita as Miss Piggy
  • Frito Pendejo as Rizzo the Rat
  • President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho as Gonzo the Great
  • Secretary of State as Fozzie Bear
  • Dr. Lexus as Dr. Teeth
  • Beef Supreme as Uncle Deadly
  • Upgrayedd as Beauregard
  • Brawndo CEO as Floyd Pepper
  • Judge Hector BMW as Sam the Eagle
  • Voice of the IPPA Computer as Jim Henson
  • Secret Service Thug as Lips

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