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Ignorance Is Bliss is a Netflix Spoof to this Jellyfish song of the same name.

About the Song

  • It stars Ken of the PMC as King Bowser Koopa, Sakura Avalon as Princess Peach Toadstool, Ash Ketchum as Mario, Scott Summers as Luigi, and Mel Blake, Malinda Doe, and Lorelei Brooks and Jordan Hanson as The Singing Goombas.

Cast

  1. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club (Marc Thompson)
  2. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  3. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  4. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
  5. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
  7. Lorelei Brooks (Kelly Sheridan)
  8. Jordan Hanson (Bryn McAuley)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • Ken: And then, I'll Join OPEC.
  • Sakura: You! You make Ash and Scott look like brain surgeons. You're too ignorant to be an oil tycoon!
  • Ken: So? I'll take brute force and bad attitudes over smarts and education anyway, because ignorance is bliss!
  • Sakura: Song cue!
  • (We then cut to a scene with Sakura in cell, and Ignorance Is Bliss starts)
  • Ken: Wake up! Miss Avalon, it is I, your one and only king, Ken of the PMC. I'm a turtle as you've seen, A little slow and a little green, But on the whole I'd say, supuh-dupuh!
  • Mel, Malinda, Lorelei and Jordan: Sakura Avalon, I know you're frightened! Mmm... 'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.
  • Ken: So let's just say...
  • Enemies: "Ignorance is bliss."
  • Ken: Oh, while I hate to be a bummer, I've brought you here to bring me plumbers. You know those brothers... Oh what's their names? Oh yes! Ash and Scott, just the sound of them makes me queasy, I'd love to take that monkey wrench, I'd play my own game...
  • Hotstreak: Sakura Avalon, you're so misguided! Mmm... I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Ash bait!
  • Ken: I can't wait. Ignorance is bliss! With my magic book, I'll shower, Those clumsy lizards with my power, Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel. My only problem with these spells, Is that I know not what they tell So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools!
  • Vin: Sakura Avalon, you're not so clever! Mm... All your words are alphabet soup, A picture tells it better.
  • Ken: I'll say it again!
  • Enemies: "Ignorance is bliss."
  • Ken: Haven't you heard? A picture is worth a thousand words. You call yourself a Princess, but you're a braniac in a dress. I can't believe you waste time with these books! You remind me of my kid sister, She read so much she got a blister, A big one, I mean BIG, on a brain! What a shnook! I'd like to get my hands... Just one time with a monkey wrench... I'll fix their plumbing!
  • (Long Interlude)
  • Mel, Malinda, Lorelei and Jordan: Sakura Avalon, I know you're frightened! Mm... (So misguided) 'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened! Sakura Avalon, you're not so clever! Mm... (Pictures say it better) All your words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better!
  • Ken: For the last time... (Small interlude) On second thought, I think I've made my point!
  • (Jazzy interlude then fade)
  • (Ignorance Is Bliss ends)

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